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Masturbation - how often and how?

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A serious question for the guys and the girls here . . .
how often do you masturbate and how?
I will kick off with this . . . since becoming single again I average about four times a week using the Venus machine (pic to the left), Ok over to you . . . wink
it would depend on if ive had sex that hour or not.
aarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We have, Judy - here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14735.html
why a machine? whole point is DIY
Gilby
oh I get sex at least ever other night, but give myself sex at least 4 times a week, LOVE it heheh
If people on here din't keep turning me down I wouldn't need to do it that often. lol
i have 1 or 2 a day, even if i have sex
Sorry YOunglad but
hey you are a young lad
no available mods
so
thing is you seem too young
you poseth too much re getting a shag
( in cafe we are nates first shggers 27th or 29tyh) if at all
no one has nominated me and Mods are not about but YL
go away before you are zapped or chang into a more respect ful mature person
before you are sent away
105 posts in a day... you aint got time for a wank, well not a quality wank, where the object of y0ur desires meant somthin to you ( trust me me guys... it sworth it)
gilbey
You were actually one of the ppl that i got pm'd reason ive posted so much is because idiots keep posting stupid comments after i post a completley normal answer and then have to defend it like this....
Quote by Younglad
You were actually one of the ppl that i got pm'd reason ive posted so much is because idiots keep posting stupid comments after i post a completley normal answer and then have to defend it like this....

Must admit i think the lad is getting a bit of a rough ride (double entendre unintentional)
Now back to thread topic , probably way to often , if thats possible rolleyes
Quote by Mechanical Man
A serious question for the guys and the girls here . . .
how often do you masturbate and how? . . .

How often . . . . ?
Over the last couple of years I've found that I have trouble settling and dropping off to sleep unless I've come. Because of my job, I spend most of my midweek nights alone, so if I want to come, I have to sort myself out with a 'sleeping pill'
Just an aside, but ASK ME WHO GOT BACK TO THE HOUSE EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK
and how . . . .?
I have found recently that dryness has become an issue, so i borrowed some of C's KY and it really helped. To such a point that when I was last in Tesco, I saw a small bottle of KY liquid. Bought it, used it. Brill. Not as cleggy(?) or sticky as the jelly. And easier to clean up after.
Although - I do sometimes miss the "swarfegar and baked beans" method lol
Quote by gilbert
why a machine? whole point is DIY
Gilby

Simply because this machine does it 10 times better than by the traditional method
and feels as close to real sex as you can get . . . .

$895 without the remote cotrol :shock: :shock:
I think I'll stick with me hoover lol
No no no, that thing even near to my cock! At that price No no no
Quote by ahtrini
No no no, that thing even near to my cock! At that price No no no

Yes well bloody expensive I'd be the first to admit, got it as a package when I bought a Sybian for my ex, you got a discount then . . . but expensive or not this thing does what the hype says, not going to go in to great graphical details here, but when you cum with this thing its like the best ever - honest!
you must seel em dont yuh?
Quote by ahtrini
you must seel em dont yuh?

No, but thought about offering to be their UK agent, (it's made by a American company) . . . I'm just a very impressed owner thats all, but I think you will find
most people who have bought one feel that way. Mind you had a load of doubts
before buying it and the Sybian and maybe wouldn't have if me and the ex hadn't
had a small lottery win.
Quote by Mechanical Man
A serious question for the guys and the girls here . . .
how often do you masturbate and how?
I will kick off with this . . . since becoming single again I average about four times a week using the Venus machine (pic to the left), Ok over to you . . . wink

ok your not a sales rep are you
for the venus machine
:twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
A serious question for the guys and the girls here . . .
how often do you masturbate and how?
I will kick off with this . . . since becoming single again I average about four times a week using the Venus machine (pic to the left), Ok over to you . . . wink

ok your not a sales rep are you
for the venus machine
:twisted:
Please see my post above . . . rolleyes
Quote by Mechanical Man
you must seel em dont yuh?

No, but thought about offering to be their UK agent, (it's made by a American company) . . . I'm just a very impressed owner thats all, but I think you will find
most people who have bought one feel that way. Mind you had a load of doubts
before buying it and the Sybian and maybe wouldn't have if me and the ex hadn't
had a small lottery win.

I'll stick with swarfega and beans or KY liquid. But I could do with a new car lol
Surely it's twice a day,,, even if you don't have too!!!
and why, it's the law!!!
thanks to wankers unanimous we all do it...
kinda like the question why does a dog lick his balls... cos he can!
we crack one off because we can! and it passes the time of day!
I dont do it, I just wash it very fast.
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I dont do it, I just wash it very fast.

it just gets annoying when you occupy the bathroom for 6hrs of the day washing it so often!!!
wears the soap too!!!