Masturbation - IT'S WRONG!!!

9 Sep 2005

Thank you for the link. Now, if someone else had sent me that I would have said it was a spoof site, some of their ideas are interesting, to say the least. Their spelling is terrible, especially in the Kids section - if I was a kid reading that I would be shitting my pants now, and probably putting a deposit on a one way ticket to eternal damnation for doing so.
Oh well, you live and learn. Out of interest, and if the mods think this inappropriate, try this link:
, tells you how to remove the temptation to have a crafty wank wink

9 Sep 2005

Quote by JoeMiller
tells you how to remove the temptation to have a crafty wank

Reading that mormon thing actually made me want to go and HAVE a wank.... I think it was the carefully researched bit at the end where they have looked at every cause of morning glory and idle fondling and thought of a way to stop it.
I went without masturbating for 6 weeks once... not through active choice... I just didn't feel like it.... then I went back to normal (whatever that is)... I think thats the longest I have ever gone.

10 Sep 2005

How can they say that the one thing I am fucking good at is bad???
I have a 100% pass rate everytime I wank... and now they tell me it is bad for me!!!
Next you'll tell me too much alcohol is bad for me!!
Goddammit!!! This world is just a frustrating place... I'm gonna have to go get to grips with meself to ease the frustration!!!.............................SHIT!!!! I can't it's bad for me!!!

10 Sep 2005

Quote by Benz2502
How can they say that the one thing I am fucking good at is bad???
I have a 100% pass rate everytime I wank... and now they tell me it is bad for me!!!
Next you'll tell me too much alcohol is bad for me!!
Goddammit!!! This world is just a frustrating place... I'm gonna have to go get to grips with meself to ease the frustration!!!.............................SHIT!!!! I can't it's bad for me!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :silly: Obvious, but it made me laugh at this early hour. Thank you!

11 Sep 2005

Quote by wales_cple
Yes it is bad... VERY VERY BAD... :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Thats what makes it so good... :twisted:

You're so right. The only problem I have is that I'd rather see my stuff go down a woman's throat than in the bin wink

11 Sep 2005

Oh dear! That Mormon thing is SO sad! But it is probably reflective of the way a lot of the world felt at that time. Mormonism (?) was invented in Victorian times and then didn't move on much in the following century.
I seem to recall a news story quite recently about how marrying your cousin (or your neice) was now being frowned upon in Mormonism. But of course you can still have a whole bunch of wives if you want (presumably to make sure you didn't feel driven to have a wank).
Sexual repression ... it has a lot to answer for. Even, apprarently, fundamentalist terrorism (so some articles I've read have said)

11 Sep 2005

thought we would get a bit more input from the fems on this one. I here the President off the WANK associations are always Fems. redface

However dont let my right hand get wind of this descUmsion.
it must be good for cUmraderie.
deiz cool