Masturbation World Record

5 Oct 2003

Hi all
l dont know if this story has been coverd before .....but l bet the floor was :giggle:
he would be most welcome at a BUKKAKE party....

Masturbation World Record!
October 5, 2003
It's official, Nisse Hellberg is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Nisse Hellberg achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Nisse Hellberg remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Nisse Hellberg is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Nisse Hellberg was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Nisse Hellberg said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Caz&Gav

5 Oct 2003

That's a fantastic story, peeps. rotflmao

What a day that must have been...
But who would wish to be labled the biggest wanker on the planet? rolleyes

Hxx

5 Oct 2003

Unfortunately it's not just swingers sites that have fakes. If you click the link at the bottom of the page, regarding source details it takes you to this page:

I'm quite relieved though, because I've always thought my guy would be a contender for most orgasms in 24 hours! These guys with fetishes make it so easy! lol

Mandy
... taking a breather while he has a bath!

5 Oct 2003

I did 8 last night in 4 hours although it wernt on my own lol

:lol: 8)

5 Oct 2003

While we're on the subject of world records - does anyone know what the world blow job record is? Something like the maximum number of bjs given in an hour, or some other set time period - that's one record that I'd like to have a go at breaking :twisted:

5 Oct 2003

mmmmm..id love to know the record for female wanking..lol

6 Oct 2003

"Jumps to the front of the queue for Blue's world record attempt" :color: . How many officials are required, Blue?
Mal wink

6 Oct 2003

Mal - thanks for your interest in my record attempt lol

. We'll need someone to count the numbers and someone to make sure that everyone remains orderly while waiting, oh and a fluffer or two so that the boys at the back don't get bored - are you volunteering for any of these positions??? wink

6 Oct 2003

Me me me

can I be the counter please always wanted to say 180 lol

8)

6 Oct 2003

OK, Flirt - you can count - I need a suitable group of gentlemen and a couple of fluffers now - any takers?

6 Oct 2003

Well Blue
What defines a finished BJ? :embarrased: Does it count if you swallow or must you spit to verify? We need some clarification of the rules, but after that I am more than happy to assist with the enforcement :twisted: . However, you may need to demonstrate to the participants exactly what you intend to do. Again, I am more than willing to offer my services to allow you to demonstrate on me :haha:
TTFN
Mal
PS. All sounds a bit stuck up really. What I meant to say in layman terms is ' gie's a go!'
wink

6 Oct 2003

I think anyone wanting to take part in this record attempt will know what a bj is, I doubt a demo will be necessary rolleyes

I don' know what the exact rules would be, that's why I asked if there is an existing record, so that I could follow their rules :wink: