I came across this while I was researching something else and it made me giggle. :giggle: giggle:
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I'm sure it will ring some bells with others on here.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the bin under the table, and notice that it is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the living room where
it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some paper towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my
checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check the forum.
Do me a favor, will you? Remind me I posted this message because I won't remember.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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Quote by rocky horror
One I do from time to time, and I have been driving since 1978, is to get in the car, and for a few seconds i think...which one is the clutch....it makes me laugh anyhow!
I'm more like.. get in the car and wonder where I am going.
Write a comprehensive shopping list and don't take it with me
I'll stop coz I can't remember what I am trying to remember
Paul
wonderful tim Jas
what about parking up at Tesco and then taking forever to find the car in completely the wrong place to where you thought you left it...
and Yes I really did go home once leaving baby son outside a shop.... in his pram, you should have see his mothers face.... that was 16 years ago and I have gone down hill since then..... so not alot of hope for me....
Gmanxxx
what about parking up at Tesco and then taking forever to find the car in completely the wrong place to where you thought you left it...
and Yes I really did go home once leaving baby son outside a shop.... in his pram, you should have see his mothers face.... that was 16 years ago and I have gone down hill since then..... so not alot of hope for me....
Gmanxxx
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ccr - not a chance :grin: 
