I was just wondering...
There seems to be an abundance of northerners on here, a few Essex.....ers (?) but a distinct lack of Londoners. Even when people do post about meets/dogging in London they get lost between all the northerner's and single males posts. So I wondered, maybe they could have a special section for us poor sods? Or maybe they could even just seperate the meets and dogging sections into areas?
Yes, I'm a single male, and I'm only 18. Please don't hurt me...
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
What makes London so special?
Should Carlisle be given 'special' status... or maybe Accrington Stanley perhaps???
Might be a good idea actually, saves on all the congestion as most members of the House of Lords (oops) visit certain 'gentleman's Clubs' whilst pretending to represent Mrs Miggins Pie Shop ....hehehehe
So, in answer, nope, no swingers in the designated area of London.........ffs... what am I saying!!!!!
Should Carlisle be given 'special' status... or maybe Accrington Stanley perhaps???
Might be a good idea actually, saves on all the congestion as most members of the House of Lords (oops) visit certain 'gentleman's Clubs' whilst pretending to represent Mrs Miggins Pie Shop ....hehehehe
So, in answer, nope, no swingers in the designated area of London.........ffs... what am I saying!!!!!
Supermonkeyboy...
There are enough pervs in that London without you needing a special section.
"Where's all the action in xxxxxxxx" is such a FAQ, and tbh, if you can't find coitus in the Capital, I think you need to visit the optician.
If us pervs in the SW can get busy with the buxom, and pervs in Scotland can get jiggy with Jimmy, then sheesh... you gotta be able to swap cock with the Cockney, surely?
It's a matter of demographics, innit? There's so many of you, all squished into one place, I bet you've been body spammed since conception, and never even noticed.
There are enough pervs in that London without you needing a special section.
"Where's all the action in xxxxxxxx" is such a FAQ, and tbh, if you can't find coitus in the Capital, I think you need to visit the optician.
If us pervs in the SW can get busy with the buxom, and pervs in Scotland can get jiggy with Jimmy, then sheesh... you gotta be able to swap cock with the Cockney, surely?
It's a matter of demographics, innit? There's so many of you, all squished into one place, I bet you've been body spammed since conception, and never even noticed.
Sexlightened
the trouble is Londoners are insular, I have had much better sexual experiences out of London and abroad. Don't know whether Northern females are more sexually confident, but London women are not always up for fun. Plus where I live there are a large percentage of new migrants who stick together ( don't want to sound like a Tory and start a debate on immigration , as come from good immigrant stock myself ), anyway rant over and that is from a Londoner.
Ooh yes it's lovely being here oop north .................
very warm people indeed
but no warmer than that Essex mafia I keep trotting to see
definately not insular in my experience
No need for separate sections - there's always a train and travelling there is half the fun!
:twisted:
Cathy x
very warm people indeed
but no warmer than that Essex mafia I keep trotting to see
definately not insular in my experience
No need for separate sections - there's always a train and travelling there is half the fun!
:twisted:
Cathy x
I once placed an ad in the women seeking men section,looking either for london (at the time i was down there quiet a lot on business) or north west area. By far the greatest proportion of replies came from the london area!! Probably about 400 replies from london to about 10 in the north west!! Sort or disproves the theory that there are no pervs in the capital, dosnt it?
Sexpert
Maybe you should spread your wings into Essex as it is full of someone who was born in London I moved to Essex in 1986 and it seems there are far more Londoners here than live in London.
Quote by JudyTV
It also appears that Londoners just cant abide it when somebody other than them have the edge. Some Londoners have an affinity with Americans in so much as they want to take over the world and his wife. Why do they just have to change things?
They have enough of the proverbial cake as it is now they want their own SH section...yea right
If there is a predominance of northerners here then just live with it
Judy
dont brush everyone from london with what one person from london has said FFS
Quote by kinkyluton
It also appears that Londoners just cant abide it when somebody other than them have the edge. Some Londoners have an affinity with Americans in so much as they want to take over the world and his wife. Why do they just have to change things?
They have enough of the proverbial cake as it is now they want their own SH section...yea right
If there is a predominance of northerners here then just live with it
Judy
dont brush everyone from london with what one person from london has said FFS
Ihadnt seen that before, but its got to be a joke,
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: , hasnt it?How can a district that elects people like Ken Livingstone be thought to be a hot bed of Americanism?Let us not forget that Tony Blair (aka The Poodle) is elected by a norther constituency!!
Quote by supermonkeyboy
I was just wondering...
There seems to be an abundance of northerners on here, a few Essex.....ers (?) but a distinct lack of Londoners.
Simple maths matey. About 8 to 10 million Londoners. Rest of the country 60 million.
Theoretically about 1 in 6 Ads should be London.
Work in a variable.
Variable = Londoners are too busy talking about house prices to be on here.
Also add to the equation ~ London Population Density. = most of you are thick.
+ 18 (your age)
and if X = Y (with Y standing for Whining)
I calculate your chances of a shag at ..... %
ps..... I'm from East London! (but living in North Yorkshire as it's far more fun.... and you try spotting a North Yorkshire advert Monkey Boy...see me whining??? And even if i do spot one, it's likely to be over an hour away from here, even if i drive really, really super fast!)
Warming the Bed
ooooh, supermonkeyboy you really opened up a can of worms, hope you've got thick skin 
Sex God
Quote by Ms Amber
I am from the North East and most of the replies from my ad were from Londeners actually I would go as far as to say 99% of them were!
I was thinking the opposite....where are all the Northerners!
well as an exiled cockney who bolted for the glorious north can i echo what postie said before..... lol
and ms amber.... lol funny i am in the north east as well... just as well you get on with the 1 % who are not 300 miles away.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
I am from the North East and most of the replies from my ad were from Londeners actually I would go as far as to say 99% of them were!
I was thinking the opposite....where are all the Northerners!
well as an exiled cockney who bolted for the glorious north can i echo what postie said before..... lol
and ms amber.... lol funny i am in the north east as well... just as well you get on with the 1 % who are not 300 miles away.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yes Sean......you are my lovely 1% -
:wink: Thing is London , while being the Capital City , nobody like us " actually" lives there, unless you are a merchant bank, corprate HQ or Foreign embassy. No most people live "around" London so better to advertise yourself as say Richmond, Acton, Tooting, etc etc I find some people down here who have never lived or visited in the London area really do believe its like "Eastenders"
