Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Living where we do we see sign posts for Warwick all the time
And every morning I awake to a beautifull Dawn. (mmmmm)
Does Ian know about this?? :shock:
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I went to Tesco earlier and there was a little pot on the checkout to put the bits of security tags into. It had a little sign on the fron saying "Pins Only" and I had to look twice because I could have sworn it said "SH Pins only" 
Casanova
I used to work in an electronics shop fixing all things musical HiFi's Car Radios and PAs ..you know the type of thing.
Anyhoos this lady come in t the shop and asks the boss 'have you fixed my HIFI yet?'
The boss comes in to the back room (careful there) and asks me
'Have I seen this womans BUSH?'
I fell off my stool, I couldnt breath for lauhing, he hadnt understood what he had said.....proberbly one of the funniest things that Ive ever heard....and 100% true
Anyhoos this lady come in t the shop and asks the boss 'have you fixed my HIFI yet?'
The boss comes in to the back room (careful there) and asks me
'Have I seen this womans BUSH?'
I fell off my stool, I couldnt breath for lauhing, he hadnt understood what he had said.....proberbly one of the funniest things that Ive ever heard....and 100% true
I was on the pc only a week or so again and from upstairs my 13 year old daughter said to me on messenger "mum do you like dp?" :shock: (i think she forgot the my!!)
so after falling off the chair, picking myself up and getting back to the pc i nervously asked "whats dp?"
"my display picture!!"
so after falling off the chair, picking myself up and getting back to the pc i nervously asked "whats dp?"
"my display picture!!"
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:lol: NN.I've also noticed that Dorothy Perkins the clothing chain is beginning to market itself as DP. :lol:
Sex God
and who do i think of every morning.....
cant get you out of my life.
you sit on my table
you watch me eat my breakfast
i gobble you every morning
even have seconds sometimes.
and then i put the MARMALADE back in the cupboard till the next day.
wild rose
cant get you out of my life.
you sit on my table
you watch me eat my breakfast
i gobble you every morning
even have seconds sometimes.
and then i put the MARMALADE back in the cupboard till the next day.
wild rose
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and then we both sniggered today as we had a mouth ful of .......................................
little gem
lettuce
wrats
xx
little gem
lettuce
wrats
xx
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
and then we both sniggered today as we had a mouth ful of .......................................
little gem
lettuce
wrats
xx
Oh you managed to get out of bed then you lazy bugger
theres nothing lazy about being in bed with wild rose , believe me she makes me work flucking hard
Sex God
Thanks Tune for reviving this thread - well worth a second chuckle.
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Thanks Tune for reviving this thread - well worth a second chuckle.
How did you know I was going to do that??? Truly remarkable premonition my friend.
I was in fact attracted by the fact that I saw a ceratin quality poster against the last post and thought I'll have a look at what MikeNorth has said - always good value.
Nice to see you back.
.
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Ere..........what Tune said
Nice to see you
Nice to see you
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
...theres nothing lazy about being in bed with wild rose , believe me she makes me work flucking hard
If you ever need a tag team partner Staggy :wink:
Saw this house name sign in the lakes last weekend.. can't imagine what the owners were thinking. but they were obviously very proud of it.. it had 3 separate name plates in different places... maybe a retired porn star lives there...!!!!
I just had to stop and take a pic of my lady friend posing with the sign
(Sorry to have to crop her out of the pic, but she's known to quite few people on here, and I wouldn't post without her express permisiion.. )
B.T.W. we had a great night at a themed hotel called Aphrodites in Bowness, not cheap at £60 a head, but excellent service + great fun... 4 man hot tub outside on the terrace and massive spa bath in the room, which had an Egyptian theme, (lots of props for photos...:-) )
I just had to stop and take a pic of my lady friend posing with the sign
(Sorry to have to crop her out of the pic, but she's known to quite few people on here, and I wouldn't post without her express permisiion.. )
B.T.W. we had a great night at a themed hotel called Aphrodites in Bowness, not cheap at £60 a head, but excellent service + great fun... 4 man hot tub outside on the terrace and massive spa bath in the room, which had an Egyptian theme, (lots of props for photos...:-) )
My mother has used the word 'dogging' for years to mean sleepy tired/dozing on and off - from dog tired i think....
Anyway, she was on the phone to me a few months ago while she had a bit of the family round...told me she'd been dogging all afternoon and was really tired....the giggles and sniggering from her end were quite loud...I kept a straight face, please!...but my aunties clearly know the other meaning of dogging...and promptly explained it to her when I'd got off the phone....and next time she talked to me, asked me if I knew another meaning for dogging....erh.....!
:giggle:
Anyway, she was on the phone to me a few months ago while she had a bit of the family round...told me she'd been dogging all afternoon and was really tired....the giggles and sniggering from her end were quite loud...I kept a straight face, please!...but my aunties clearly know the other meaning of dogging...and promptly explained it to her when I'd got off the phone....and next time she talked to me, asked me if I knew another meaning for dogging....erh.....!
:giggle:
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I must admit that the word 'vanilla' now makes me smirk a little.
And, as mentioned earlier, 'spit roast' always makes me chuckle - especially when a colleague was telling me about a wedding she had been to over the summer where "they had a big spit roast for the evening do"
And, as mentioned earlier, 'spit roast' always makes me chuckle - especially when a colleague was telling me about a wedding she had been to over the summer where "they had a big spit roast for the evening do"
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a revived already revived thread... :shock:
i feel old
i feel old
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
a revived already revived thread... :shock:
i feel old
It's forum recycling. What can I say, I thought it was/is a funny thread.
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we were in a cocktail bar in Colorado a year or so ago when the bar man said to rose..'hey honey fancy a slow comfortable screw' of course rose being rose she went all red and i explained how in 'our world' it didnt mean a cocktail.. he said it didnt in his either ...
its a joke .. but it could happen..
its a joke .. but it could happen..
Sex God
We used to have to travel to Germany a lot and on the border is a town called Wankum!!!! made us giggle every time.
Also, pajero in argentinian (old spanish) means wank so that's more giggle material when you see someone driving a wank mitsubishi!!!
Also, pajero in argentinian (old spanish) means wank so that's more giggle material when you see someone driving a wank mitsubishi!!!
