meanings of sh life

30 Sep 2005

was driving along today as we approached a large pub near stafford, wild rose turns and says" look play area at rear", and laughed , we both had visions of a darkened room with beds and chains not climbing frames and slides.
that got us thinking, do you get cross meanings since you have been on swinging heaven, example, this evening i mentioned buying a tranny, from auto pages that is, but rose still giggled at the dinner table,
any more ?

30 Sep 2005

Oh yes
went up to stay with my parents the other weekend and they were telling me all about their weekend away.........they'd had a spit roast on the saturday night :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Oh yes
went up to stay with my parents the other weekend and they were telling me all about their weekend away.........they'd had a spit roast on the saturday night :shock: :shock: :shock:

Ha....like it..... biggrin

Marcus.... cool

30 Sep 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Oh yes
went up to stay with my parents the other weekend and they were telling me all about their weekend away.........they'd had a spit roast on the saturday night :shock: :shock: :shock:

thank fluck it isnt just us that has this happen to them, lol

30 Sep 2005

Yep I find it happens a lot and I also find myself saying things like "Eeeeeeeeek" and "dunno" in everyday conversation. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Every time I see a cactus I think of TallnHairy :shock: :shock:
Everytime I see the word "eager" it gives me a jolt. :shock: :shock:
There's a shop somewhere (can't remember where) that's called Blue's. It's pretty minging and run down (not at all like the real blue I hasten to add!). :shock: :shock:
I could think of loads more examples if only my brain was more alert. Tiredness is taking it's toll. redface

ops:
:rascal: :rascal:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Yep I find it happens a lot and I also find myself saying things like "Eeeeeeeeek" and "dunno" in everyday conversation. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Every time I see a cactus I think of TallnHairy :shock: :shock:
Everytime I see the word "eager" it gives me a jolt. :shock: :shock:
There's a shop somewhere (can't remember where) that's called Blue's. It's pretty minging and run down (not at all like the real blue I hasten to add!). :shock: :shock:
I could think of loads more examples if only my brain was more alert. Tiredness is taking it's toll. ops:
:rascal: :rascal:

You are one in a Million Eager...... :happy:
CheekyChimp..... cool

30 Sep 2005

Every time i pass a layby rolleyes

:roll: I have the image of Eagerslut in my head :scared:

:rotflmao:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
Oh yes
went up to stay with my parents the other weekend and they were telling me all about their weekend away.........they'd had a spit roast on the saturday night :shock: :shock: :shock:

thank fluck it isnt just us that has this happen to them, lol

worst of it was when they offered to show us the website where you can get spit roasts up and down the country :silly: blink

:gagged:

30 Sep 2005

Got a local fishmongers near us called ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Fishmaster confused

:?

sorry but it always makes me laugh wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
. . . . do you get cross meanings since you have been on swinging heaven, example, this evening i mentioned buying a tranny,
any more ?

30 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
. . . . do you get cross meanings since you have been on swinging heaven, example, this evening i mentioned buying a tranny,
any more ?

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

30 Sep 2005

Sorry - bit wobbly.
Didn't finish that post.
Should have read - "My two favourite Trannys"

30 Sep 2005

I do drive by a few car parks / layby's etc and think to myself "I know what else goes on in THAT particular car park"
There were some others... but I forgot, because I started drinking.... But I am pritty smutty anyway, so havn't learn't much I didn't know already redface

ops:
Sometimes I drive by lorries and think... wonder if that one is Eager's (or a bunch of other people on here who are also truck drivers)
I do quite like the idea of thinking that as well as people going about their day to day lives and being borring there are a whole bunch of people meeting up late at night, or traveling round the country, or doing naughty things in travelodge right under the nose of the unsuspecting masses (and the Sun newspaper)... kinda cool if you ask me... but then I like the idea of leading a secret double life... or being a secret agent or something!!!!!?!?!?
Seriously though whenever I have to stay in a travellode I do walk down the corridor thinking there is something very perverse going on behind at least one of these doors right now! But that might just be because my first time swinging was in a travlelodge and we had an absolute ball... so for ever more swinging and travellodge are intimately entwined in my mind.

30 Sep 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Damie, your thinking is so not lateral :P I still love you tho. ....................Anyway to you Im free, well apart from dinner .
Judy

Stop it - I'm "confused" enough :wink: rotflmao

30 Sep 2005

I smile every time I pass a certain clothing shop in my local town centre - the shop is called:

Mike. lol

:lol:

30 Sep 2005

This happened some years ago, but is perfectly true.
Our elderly next door neighbour, proudly announced to my mother, that her son had got himself a new girl friend, and that she had a very good job, working as a "call girl".
My mother let the comment pass, but we later found out that the girl was a
"Switchboard Operator".
thechairman18

30 Sep 2005

OK, nerd time... every time I pass the A404 signs on the M25 I always think "page not found" now how nerdy is that?
Does it mean if I take the A404 I'll end up no where just a gigantic nothing with "page not found"
But as to the original question....
Yes, all the time...
Play areas, Playing, I've got the munchies, All you can eat for 4:99, old time swing night at the round table.
I guess I need to get out more lol

30 Sep 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
I smile every time I pass a certain clothing shop in my local town centre - the shop is called:

Mike. :lol:

This a C

8-) L thread........ 8-)
Marcus..... wink

30 Sep 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
I smile every time I pass a certain clothing shop in my local town centre - the shop is called:

Mike. :lol:

That's it - I'm deffo off to a small Derbyshire town/village to take two pics - I'll be back !

1 Oct 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Oh yes
went up to stay with my parents the other weekend and they were telling me all about their weekend away.........they'd had a spit roast on the saturday night :shock: :shock: :shock:

Classic!! I'd have choked I think....... in fact I did
(Off to find a cloth to clean the vodka off the monitor bolt

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1 Oct 2005

Quote by piercedJon
OK, nerd time... every time I pass the A404 signs on the M25 I always think "page not found" now how nerdy is that?
Does it mean if I take the A404 I'll end up no where just a gigantic nothing with "page not found"

That's pretty nerdy. lol

You bastard, now every time I go along the A500 (which is quite often) I'm gonna think unrecognised command, and I'm gonna be looking out for the A550 now (sex one time only (relaying not allowed!))

1 Oct 2005

Whatever I say my wife thinks I am talking about sex however innocent it might have been and says I am a pervert.

1 Oct 2005

Everytime I see a Uk registered truck over this way in Europe and do have a giggle and think of lacy knicks hanging up in the cab :P lol

1 Oct 2005

In class last week, we were doing adjectives to describe a person's appearance. Kids calling out adjectives to me. One of them said 'freckled' and I went beetroot. Teaching assistant wondered what was the matter and I just said I felt a bit funny redface

1 Oct 2005

Try having a nickname very similar to a popular chocolate bar. rolleyes

I think I have said before about the conversation I had with a young lady in the office, where she said she enjoyed "Biting both ends off a KitKat and sucking her tea up through it" :uhoh:
Then driving up to the Leicester Munch we saw a sign saying "Hot Pork, next layby"
The road sign we saw once saying "Kit swop - this way"
lhk
Kat

1 Oct 2005

Glad its not just us, we are doing it all the time. What about those presenters from childrens TV
" Dik & Dom"
Now theres a vision that just cracks us up.
Sure there are loads more got a mental block at the moment will post more as we remember them.

1 Oct 2005

Living where we do we see sign posts for Warwick all the time rolleyes

We are often passing certain layby that was recently closed near the NEC and I alwaysthink of ES :lol2:

1 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
I smile every time I pass a certain clothing shop in my local town centre - the shop is called:

Mike. :lol:

That's it - I'm deffo off to a small Derbyshire town/village to take two pics - I'll be back !
Anyone know what happened to him? confused

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1 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Living where we do we see sign posts for Warwick all the time

And every morning I awake to a beautifull Dawn. (mmmmm) kiss

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
And every morning I awake to a beautifull Dawn. (mmmmm)

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