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Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx
:shock: :shock: :shock: dunno if I dare ask how you did that lol :lol:
sorry but rotflmao
I once had them on the side of my face if it helps dunno
I guess something like sudcrem or kamilliosan (used for breasfeeding)
C x
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: :shock: :shock: dunno if I dare ask how you did that lol :lol:

:doh: It's obvious ....
It's the old carpet in the bra trick .....
No???/ Sorry no I daren't guess either ;)
All I can say is thank fuck for laminate flooring although Im not sure if black knees is a better option!
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: :shock: :shock: dunno if I dare ask how you did that lol :lol:

Um..............................might be able to shed some light on that! wink :wink:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Aloe vera. If it works on proper burns, I'm sure it'll work on carpet ones biggrin
Ken
Carpet in the bra gets me everytime dunno
Thankfully I didn't have any Knicks on so didn't get any carpet stuck in them
bolt
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sorry but rotflmao
I once had them on the side of my face if it helps dunno
C x

You had nipples on the side of your face ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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sorry but rotflmao
I once had them on the side of my face if it helps dunno
C x

You had nipples on the side of your face ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by KcKat
Carpet in the bra gets me everytime dunno
Thankfully I didn't have any Knicks on so didn't get any carpet stuck in them
bolt

trying to think of something funny to do with rugs & munching here confused lol
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sorry but rotflmao
I once had them on the side of my face if it helps dunno
C x

You had nipples on the side of your face ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Depends whose cleavage I'm shoving it onto :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KcKat
Carpet in the bra gets me everytime dunno
Thankfully I didn't have any Knicks on so didn't get any carpet stuck in them
bolt

Geez so where did it get stuck then? :uhoh:
Quote by freckledbird
Carpet in the bra gets me everytime dunno
Thankfully I didn't have any Knicks on so didn't get any carpet stuck in them
bolt

trying to think of something funny to do with rugs & munching here confused lol
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Depends whose cleavage I'm shoving it onto :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*db goes into quiver mode thinking about that one
......It was an awful experience - yeah right :shock: :shock:
Wondering if I could find away to get a matching pair!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooooh!
bolt
Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

Apply copious amounts of fresh semen onto the affected area at least 4 times a day
Semen donors wanted... its not the sort of thing you can get on a prescription at Boots!
Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

Is that all rolleyes :shock: God I rushed in here to give someone the kiss of life! :twisted: wink
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Is that all rolleyes :shock: God I rushed in here to give someone the kiss of life! :twisted: wink

:twisted: :twisted: Could you er...............still do that???
Quote by KcKat

Is that all rolleyes :shock: God I rushed in here to give someone the kiss of life! :twisted: wink

:twisted: :twisted: Could you er...............still do that???
I could.........but whos first loli? :wink:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I could.........but whos first loli? wink

runs in ... puches KCKat out of the way .. lies down and pathetically moans ....
me confused: :?: :?:
Rushes over to Calista, pins her arms to the ground, stradles her and kisses her passionately.....oh opps, forgot to check pulse and airways first! rolleyes
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Rushes over to Calista, pins her arms to the ground, stradles her and kisses her passionately.....oh opps, forgot to check pulse and airways first! rolleyes

Damn Damn Damn ... the laptop battery is about dead and the lead is downstairs!!!!!!!!
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
feel free to carry on in my absence :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well such choices
Antiseptic creams and ointments will do the trick but may mark your clothing if you.
Saliva on draught could be effective but someone clamped to your nipple in the office could be offputting to your co workers.
Micropore type tape could do the trick in that it will protect the skin from further damage and irritation by stopping it rubbling against clothing.
Final solution don't wear clothing
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Final solution don't wear clothing

Yep, this is your best option biggrin :twisted: :P :twisted:
ICE CUBES AND A GOOD SET OF LIPS
OR TWO HUGE ELASTOPLASTS
Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

ooooooooooooo red grabs boobs in sympathy
ouch
:shock:
bad enough on your knees
Oooooooooh!!!! Red Stiletto, can I get in there before Calista????
:bounce: :bounce:
She got all the fun last night, whilst I was stuck dealing with a drunk ES trying to give me the matching pair!!! - FFS :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

1 small question if not to personal
how did u manage it
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Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples? dunno
Ouch redface surprisedops: :oops:
Kitty xx

1 small question if not to personal
how did u manage it
Um...........er............... :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well it involved some :cheers: then some 69position followed by some hump
Now I'm :upset: and ES has had lots of smackbottom

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: