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I will now be very honest with you but you have one picture on your profile, a cock pic, 
you have no information about you filled in, you have an advert which is a one liner and says nothing. You have done two posts on the forums and one of them are complaining you havent had any meets! Why do you think you havent had any meets?
You havent exactly put much effort in have you? Sorry if that sounds harsh, but why would anyone want to pick you? You might be the nicest person in the world, but no one knows anything about you. You might be the sexiest person in the world, but you havent event bothered putting a decent pic on. So, the majority of people will look at all the other guys who have gone out of their way to put some effort in, have done a decent ad, and who have posted some nice body/face shots! You seriously need to 'sell' your assets and by that, I dont mean the size of your cock
You could try reading some of the help threads, these might give you a bit more of an idea. Here is one to get you started: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Good luck.
you have no information about you filled in, you have an advert which is a one liner and says nothing. You have done two posts on the forums and one of them are complaining you havent had any meets! Why do you think you havent had any meets?You havent exactly put much effort in have you? Sorry if that sounds harsh, but why would anyone want to pick you? You might be the nicest person in the world, but no one knows anything about you. You might be the sexiest person in the world, but you havent event bothered putting a decent pic on. So, the majority of people will look at all the other guys who have gone out of their way to put some effort in, have done a decent ad, and who have posted some nice body/face shots! You seriously need to 'sell' your assets and by that, I dont mean the size of your cock
You could try reading some of the help threads, these might give you a bit more of an idea. Here is one to get you started: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Good luck.
Use the forum and listen to the guys on here. Ask questions (sensible ones or incur the wrath of mod 
). If you go in chat don't go willy flappin evry where :lol:
Try and drop the texting language :lol:
But before all that have paitence.
Thats what i did. Havent met yet but i have had some contact and am conversing so fingers crossed. It may or may not happen but still having a laugh with the folks i know on here now.
). If you go in chat don't go willy flappin evry where :lol: Try and drop the texting language :lol:
But before all that have paitence.
Thats what i did. Havent met yet but i have had some contact and am conversing so fingers crossed. It may or may not happen but still having a laugh with the folks i know on here now.
Read the various posts, see what others put down and how they handle themselves.
Get to a few socials/munches etc, don't expect a shag-a-night and treat people like people, not like sex machines !
Fill out your profile, what people read is all they know about you, your profile tells people nothing about the person you are.
This isn't a shag-shop, you don't have to be the most good lookin' guy in the world (although it helps) and don't keep putting across the feeling that you're a bit desperate !
Dump the cock shot/s, everyone on here has seen more cocks than a pox doctor and, quite frankly, it just enhances the "desperate" image.
If you don't want to use a full-face shot, then go for a shadowy photo....but I still think the munch and crunch route is best (although I don't do meets....!)
Get to a few socials/munches etc, don't expect a shag-a-night and treat people like people, not like sex machines !
Fill out your profile, what people read is all they know about you, your profile tells people nothing about the person you are.
This isn't a shag-shop, you don't have to be the most good lookin' guy in the world (although it helps) and don't keep putting across the feeling that you're a bit desperate !
Dump the cock shot/s, everyone on here has seen more cocks than a pox doctor and, quite frankly, it just enhances the "desperate" image.
If you don't want to use a full-face shot, then go for a shadowy photo....but I still think the munch and crunch route is best (although I don't do meets....!)
) lolQuote by JTS
Read the various posts, see what others put down and how they handle themselves.
Get to a few socials/munches etc, don't expect a shag-a-night and treat people like people, not like sex machines !
Fill out your profile, what people read is all they know about you, your profile tells people nothing about the person you are.
This isn't a shag-shop, you don't have to be the most good lookin' guy in the world (although it helps) and don't keep putting across the feeling that you're a bit desperate !
Dump the cock shot/s, everyone on here has seen more cocks than a pox doctor and, quite frankly, it just enhances the "desperate" image.
If you don't want to use a full-face shot, then go for a shadowy photo....but I still think the munch and crunch route is best (although I don't do meets....!)
:thumbup: Brilliant advice
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I will now be very honest with you but you have one picture on your profile, a cock pic,
You havent exactly put much effort in have you? Sorry if that sounds harsh, but why would anyone want to pick you? You might be the nicest person in the world, but no one knows anything about you. You might be the sexiest person in the world, but you havent event bothered putting a decent pic on. So, the majority of people will look at all the other guys who have gone out of their way to put some effort in, have done a decent ad, and who have posted some nice body/face shots! You seriously need to 'sell' your assets and by that, I dont mean the size of your cock
You could try reading some of the help threads, these might give you a bit more of an idea. Here is one to get you started: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Good luck.
:thumbup: So true! :thumbup:
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i join ere around xmas time and i still not meet ne 1 can ne 1 out there give me ne tips about how 2 meet up with pepole plz ta
ok - someone is bored aren't they and have just posted this for a laugh.
now if anyone was to set up an alter ego online ... what charachtersitcs would they have and how would you use them?
i think my alter ego would be a cheeky impish female who would initially get into an online argument with me but then would realise how utterly amazing i was and have a brief but firey fling
Quote by dambuster
now if anyone was to set up an alter ego online ... what charachtersitcs would they have and how would you use them?
:shock: :shock: :shock: Nobody would do such a thing - would they ???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
What a fab idea! I wonder what traits my alter-ego would have....
Quote by dambuster
:shock: :shock: :shock: Nobody would do such a thing - would they ???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
What a fab idea! I wonder what traits my alter-ego would have....
A penchant for men ?????
A guy can hope, can't he
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I do like men DB - I just have more of an eye for the ladies! :grin:
Contrary to what my profile says - which is mainly written for single guys who fail to take subtle hints - I have had boyfriends and I even enjoyed the sex!!
I just prefer to watch men I suppose - and there aren't that many around who would settle for just that.
