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hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps can any one giveus some ideas where we may be going wrong
No-one ever meets in RL. The munches are just a figment of our collective cyber imaginations
Yep, all those photos that you see in the SH album have been digitally edited by secret government forces. None of this is real. The matricks has you.
Yep!.....welcome to the twilight zone!!
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Yep, all those photos that you see in the SH album have been digitally edited by secret government forces. None of this is real. The matricks has you.

Who has logged in as Flappy? He would not make this mistake.
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hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps

If you pop into LMU, you will see there is a Scottish munch planned for late November, so even in your neck of the woods people are getting together smile
If you mean private meets, have you tried placing an ad? Or replying to any in your area?
How can we tell if you are too far away from people? Giving your location as *North of Scotland* is not exactly a help. Maybe it would help if you were more specific? Why not list your county at least?
Failing all this, try moving a little further south of the border. Plenty going on down here wink
Tracy-Jayne
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hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps can any one giveus some ideas where we may be going wrong

You can meet people on here, however you'll need a laser and a large laboratory to digitise you so you can fit, plus one of these is a standard requirement
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Yep, all those photos that you see in the SH album have been digitally edited by secret government forces. None of this is real. The matricks has you.

Who has logged in as Flappy? He would not make this mistake.
Shhhh, it's a glitch in the matrix. :mrgreen:
i have noticed a shortage of people up my way or maybe it's to do with the fact i'm new :happy:
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Yep, all those photos that you see in the SH album have been digitally edited by secret government forces. None of this is real. The matricks has you.

Who has logged in as Flappy? He would not make this mistake.
Shhhh, it's a glitch in the matrix. :mrgreen:
OMFG - they've hacked in and re-written it. Instead of 40 drops tomorrow, now I'll get 80....and the M25 will be solid all day (hmmm, that last bit doesn't need a re-write though )
If the truth be known c2us4, there is only me and you on this site.
I have 28,000 usernames and have to remember the personality of each of the names. Sometimes, to make life easier, I invent users that have no personality, such a Postie, HornyRed, GenHertsCpl or deancannock, so that I don't have to think too much!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt
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If the truth be known c2us4, there is only me and you on this site.
I have 28,000 usernames and have to remember the personality of each of the names. Sometimes, to make life easier, I invent users that have no personality, such a Postie, HornyRed, GenHertsCpl or deancannock, so that I don't have to think too much!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

blink whip :kissmyarse: You had soooooooooooooooo better be able to run fast, cos yr a dead man walking..... :kick:
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If the truth be known c2us4, there is only me and you on this site.
I have 28,000 usernames and have to remember the personality of each of the names. Sometimes, to make life easier, I invent users that have no personality, such a Postie, HornyRed, GenHertsCpl or deancannock, so that I don't have to think too much!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

blink whip :kissmyarse: You had soooooooooooooooo better be able to run fast, cos yr a dead man walking..... :kick:
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I invent users that have no personality, such a HornyRed

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I have no personality ? flipa
Like your defence has no spine, mid field has no back bone and your forward line has no brains rotflmao :rotflmao:
Just you remember bilky :jagsatwork: Hornyred is only 5 mins away from you. Silly muppet.
Hornyred gone looking for Debbiewebbs he he he
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I invent users that have no personality, such a HornyRed

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I have no personality ? flipa
Like your defence has no spine, mid field has no back bone and your forward line has no brains rotflmao :rotflmao:
Just you remember bilky :jagsatwork: Hornyred is only 5 mins away from you. Silly muppet.
Hornyred gone looking for Debbiewebbs he he he

See - I wrote that too!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Didn't even have to think !!!! confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt
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Didn't even have to think !!!! confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

A normal day for you then wink
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Didn't even have to think !!!! confused :? :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

A normal day for you then wink
Yep!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :? :? :? :wink:
Saw the post, logged in to answer and found it has been hijacked!
Well anyway, I have met folk from the site (it was good fun as well) and as far as I can see they DO exist - unless Bilko is now in the business of producing SH virtual members and sending them to Europe.
lol
McC
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Saw the post, logged in to answer and found it has been hijacked!
Well anyway, I have met folk from the site (it was good fun as well) and as far as I can see they DO exist - unless Bilko is now in the business of producing SH virtual members and sending them to Europe.
lol
McC

Don't know why I wrote that!! confused :? dunno :dunno: :dunno: wink
I am even getting myself confused with all these log in names confused :? :? :? :? :?
Who will I be next:rascal: dunno :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bar Steward!!!!! lol :lol:
Late night tea now all over keyboard, clothes etc.
Thanks for the laugh Bilko!
McC
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hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps can any one giveus some ideas where we may be going wrong

Anytime now you should be hearing your alarm clock ringing waking you to another day.. until then enjoy the virtual existence of your dream....and ask yourself why even in yoiur dreams your are not acheiving what you are looking for.....
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hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps can any one giveus some ideas where we may be going wrong

In the words of Multivac, "Insufficient data for meaningful answer."
Are you advertising? How long have you been advertising? How specific is your ad? Do you respond to ads? How specific are your responses?
I think a lot of people are let down by their methods, but at least as many are let down by their expectations. You may not be "going wrong" at all, but may just have unreasonable expectations about the speed of results.
I can only speak for myself of course, but the quick fix has never been my personal motivation. I've made many real friends through this site but played with very few. I've never been in a hurry to get into anyone's pants, just let things develop naturally, and I'm extremely happy with how things have turned out. Don't try to force it, just sit back and enjoy the ride (so to speak ;) ) is my philosophy. biggrin
well thanks for all the comments some was way off the track but suppose if thats what tickels there fancy fair enough
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hi this may sound silly but does any one realy meet on here or is it that we are too far away from peeps can any one giveus some ideas where we may be going wrong

Anytime now you should be hearing your alarm clock ringing waking you to another day.. until then enjoy the virtual existence of your dream....and ask yourself why even in yoiur dreams your are not acheiving what you are looking for.....
Nightmare more like!!!
Who was it said they couldnt find anyone to meet with in Aberdeen? I find loads and loads. Some of the most interesting chats I have are with men in Aberdeen!!
Shame I live about 3 hours away!!