Member 5000 comp

29 Jan 2004

Quote by gmanxxx
but it has chains, a crown and a sort of gate that you would find at front of a castle....

Portcullis and chains surmounted by a crown? Good grief, that sounds like Customs and Excise. Just another reason to cross swords with you!

Quote by gmanxxx
fermented apple juice

A cider-drinking exciseman! :shock: Burns was an exciseman, and almost as incomprehensible - though I doubt that cider was his tipple.
Cheers, anyway :cheers:

29 Jan 2004

What can I say Will... you asked ... I answered and unlike Sarge I am commissioned...,, not that it charms the ladies.... but Hey I can second a police(wo)man or an army man( or woman) at will... or so it says in commission....
As for fermented apple juice...its white lightening...
only 7.5 %
YOu are rights re Rabbie.... he sure was an exciseman.... and something with the lasses....
and yes my other tipple is Malt.... I did spend some time in the most northerly distillery.... albeit when I was a lad some 25 years ago( go one see if you can find it) ... polished off a bottle of its product this Xmas... very good stuff.....
Gmanxxx

29 Jan 2004

err...just a bit nervous about the rules of the competition..
Kat clearly stated the prize for the winner

Winner gets....um, well, fuck all really!

So does gman HAVE to have all....or does he get to pass...and are we all obliged to take part ...or can WE pass confused

: :cry: :uhoh: :shock:

29 Jan 2004

Gretchen???? :shock:
WTF is Gretchen??.........The honour of a wole weekend in the BFZ with the membership of the SH WI is surely mine? evil

There can only be one Member 5000!!!
Who is this imposter?
Stand up and show yourself Gretchen, you charlaton!!!! Grrrrrrr
Member 5000

29 Jan 2004

so do I like a fool rise....
probably
often
Gmanxxx

29 Jan 2004

MISSCHIEF!!!!
Member_5000 is back. Come and claim your prize!!
lol

29 Jan 2004

come on Misschief just let memeber 5000 know what you want to do with them....
might scare them out of woodwork!!! go one Missy... allow your mind and hot bits run wild... that will serve them right... but Misschief if you fancy... feel free...
Gmanxxxx

29 Jan 2004

did i do somethign wrong? didn't mean to so very sorry i seem to have upset a lot of people. just my comp crashed out and i had to email mark to help me out.
i just like what i read here and you all seemed to happy and cheerful what is bfz and what did i win?

29 Jan 2004

Not at all Gretchen...
SOme peeps on this site are real rascals... you would not trust them as far as you could throw them... they seem top suggest you are not real at all.... but darlin trust me I believe and I am forevre grateful that you are the real memebr 5000....
hopefull someday we will meet
perhaps in some quiet place
until then
Gretchen a little Bit of me is yours
Hgz
Gmanxxx
smile

29 Jan 2004

OOOOOOO MEMBER5000!!
I didn't win, but have decided that we both get booby prize silly

hwoar: . I get the comp cheat, and you get the comp loser! how does that sound biggrin

29 Jan 2004

So Misscihef as far as I count that makes three... care to photo the proceedings?
Gmanxxx
left holding nothing as ever

30 Jan 2004

Three Gmanxxx ?????
Blimey, I should be so lucky! lol biggrin

30 Jan 2004

Do I get anything for being runner up?

30 Jan 2004

The lady comes second again!!! Gman should be asamed of himself!!!
I am sure I could come up with something for you Alex!
But you would have to accept it in person!! :twisted:

30 Jan 2004

WooHoo tdah - well thank you!
Is it portable?

30 Jan 2004

its certainly potable!!

30 Jan 2004

Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
The lady comes second again!!! Gman should be asamed of himself!!!
:twisted:

That one has taken so long..... it was out of my hands.... and I suspect definately in someone elses....!! I can think of a prize or two for ALez... and would be more than happy to share them with her.... would not wish her to come 2nd again!!
Gmanxxx