Clever clogs!
And your answer was... :-)
Thats a very good, if unlikely, point.
He said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife thought she'd caught me wanking in the shower once.... until I told her "it's my dick and I'll wash it as fast as I want!" :wanker:
position...........penis in hand
why...............can't use chop sticks
In pole position as I approach the finish line overtaking Schumacker
With the soles of my feet together...sorry I'm a pervert. It connects my shakra energy..or something
As no men appear to be answering the original Q, may I?
Well, I'm gonna.
I do prefer to be lying on my front. Dunno why. Maybe it's coz no-one else is there (on my front) or I guess I wouldn't be wanking.*
Why was this a Q to just the men, anyway??
*That's not true. Am such a wanker that someone may well be with me... ah.. you've all done it.
I can't decide between my two favourite positions. It's a toss up.