Men and Farts!!!!!!!!!!!

15 Jul 2004

After a wonderful lovemaking session,we were sat romantically together on our back step having our post shag fag,when Steve farts!! :shock:
Ok nothing unusual about that,what gets me is the way he sat there and giggled like a little kid rolleyes

So i asked him what is sooo funny about it,obviously the sound will always be amusing,BUT he also loves the smell loon

He insists that it is a bloke thing,loving the smell of your own farts!!!! bolt

Now thats just not right,is it????? confused

So come on guys is it a bloke thing?????
Clare,xxx
wink

15 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
After a wonderful lovemaking session,......Steve farts!!

Steve you are a true gentleman and I salute you!
You waited til you had finished and showed maximum respect.
PARP!
Ian_Mids

15 Jul 2004

......hate to admit it.....u do it without thinking...... redface

never smells nice........never able to turn your head :lol2:
now i know no ones going to speak to me again!!

15 Jul 2004

a true gent. glad ya didn't blow out the ladies post coital ciggy :shock:

15 Jul 2004

If I fart in bed I lift my feet up so it escapes out the bottom of the bed confused

15 Jul 2004

Steve a man after my own heart.
I always fart after (I think it is from all the pumping) lol

But nothing beats the sound of a FANNY FART lol :P

15 Jul 2004

But the very best one is during,when he lifts his arse up to fart then carries on like nothings happened lol

Clare,xxx

15 Jul 2004

Quote by Kentcpl
Steve a man after my own heart.
I always fart after (I think it is from all the pumping)
But nothing beats the sound of a FANNY FART lol :P

if there were three of you in bed u could do the Bud ad.......
BUUUUDDD.........VVVIII........ZZZZOOOORR

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15 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
But the very best one is during,when he lifts his arse up to fart then carries on like nothings happened
Clare,xxx

there's dedication from steve.......keeps clare satisfied even when farting.....true unselfishness!!!

15 Jul 2004

it is a man thing.. if i need to fart (not that i ever do.,. u understand confused

) i always go to the loo to do it.. certain men (yeah YOU) just do it in MY bed.. with no shame!

15 Jul 2004

I just pull my butt cheeks apart and let it out silently.....but then my farts don`t stink....unless I`ve been eating onions, then they should be shared and enjoyed :twisted:
Now, who wants to shag me! From an orderly queue please biggrin

Venusxxx

15 Jul 2004

Better out than in, as they say! :grin:

15 Jul 2004

my gran used to say.. dont hold it in.. if it moves round your body and hits your heart.. u will die!
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lol

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15 Jul 2004

Am I a poet? The fart is no disease,it gives the body ease,it warms the bed at night,and kills the midnight fleas. redface

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15 Jul 2004

Quote by malcolm
Am I a poet?

No :P
Venusxxx

15 Jul 2004

ok I wont give up the day job :doh:

15 Jul 2004

Fart sounds somewhat vulgar. I prefer trump and liken it to musical notes depending on how long and how loud. And as for the smell it is no worse than these cheap deodorants I notice men spray all over their body in the gym. I wonder if someone is now going to say they can play a tune.

16 Jul 2004

The reason blokes giggle like little kids is because your always told as a kid its rude to fart...its just one of those things thats never discussed.
Fanny farts and stinky farts are horrible....normal squeks are funny. lol

16 Jul 2004

Has anyone sneaked one out just before getting out of a lift??

16 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
But the very best one is during,when he lifts his arse up to fart then carries on like nothings happened

She fails to mention here that her fave is to stop me while im giving her oral so she can let out a fart rolleyes

Oh what a turn on :lol:
Steve,xxx

16 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
After a wonderful lovemaking session,we were sat romantically together on our back step having our post shag fag,when Steve farts!! :shock:
Ok nothing unusual about that,what gets me is the way he sat there and giggled like a little kid
Clare,xxx

Clare likes to have a giggling fit when she lets one out just before we go to lays there giggling for about 5 minutes,while im trying to get some shut eye.
Tuh women!!!
Steve,xxx

16 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
She fails to mention here that her fave is to stop me while im giving her oral so she can let out a fart Oh what a turn on
Steve,xxx

But at least im polite enough to ask him to move his head first!! :roll:
Clare,xxx
wink

16 Jul 2004

as the other bard said
"let you wind be free where ere you be"
from this discussion it looks like Clarensteve are the windy couple
glad she lets you know Steve while you are down there,
I like a considerate woman! confused

Gilbert

16 Jul 2004

Quote by gilbert
from this discussion it looks like Clarensteve are the windy couple
Gilbert

I think perhaps we should be the windy family,my daughter likes to let everybody when she lets one rip,great fun when im pushing her around asda and she shouts
"mummy ive farted!!!"
Followed by histerics!!! lol

:lol: (gets it from her dad :shock: )
Clare,xxx
wink

16 Jul 2004

I think we could quite easily compete with your family Clare ....
DH, carrying a few extra pounds and dieting, only has to bend down and the breeze is in full effect .... usually followed by "oops" or "ok who let the duck in" and hysterical giggles from the children.
DS (4) is following in his Daddy's footsteps ..... rip roarers and giggles. He's also quite proud of the fact he makes up poems to say pardon :doh:
DD (7) the silent but deadly kind ... and a "who me??" innocence!
and me .... nope never, :angel:
oh yeah and the dog gives as good as she gets ... has been known to clear a room in order to get some peace LMAO

16 Jul 2004

Certainlyt not a bloke thing... I run out of the room after I've let one off. Yech!

16 Jul 2004

OK guys who has done this confused

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Farted and pulled the bed covers over the misses head b4 she escapes biggrin

:shock:

My m8 told me he used to do it.
I would never do that you understand wink

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16 Jul 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
OK guys who has done this :
Farted and pulled the bed covers over the misses head b4 she escapes :shock:
My m8 told me he used to do it.
I would never do that you understand :wink:

I used to share my bed with my best friend and did that to him a few times...LoL....I know, I'm disgusting.....

16 Jul 2004

I seem to remember hearing that that's called a "Dutch Oven", though I don't recall where I heard that!

16 Jul 2004

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Wonderful description! I think I've heard that too!
Who comes up with this stuff!
Classic!