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4playinc
Sexpert
lol BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN?
Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
:P biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by 4playinc
lol BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN?
Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
:P biggrin

Have you actually looked through the ads?? I was with you till this one lol.... :lol: :lol:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by 4playinc
you can bite your nails and they still look okay

Pet hate mad
No one can look nice with bitten nails :scared:
tonmar01
Sexlightened
Quote by 4playinc
lol BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN?
Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
:P biggrin

I've changed my surname twice now, Once by deed poll so that it was the same as my Mother's and Step-Fathers. Presented the deed poll to my Mother on Mothers day. :notes:
And also changed my surname last year when I got married, so me and my partner both have the same surname, we just joined the two surnames together and gone double-barrelled. :inlove:
Mark & Tony F-P
xx
Unknown User
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by keeno
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
Unknown User
Quote by essex34m
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? :roll:
Unknown User
The average life expectancy of a male born in the UK in 1997 is still less than 75 years.
Men who are defined as partly skilled or unskilled have a life expectancy of less than 70 years.
The average man can expect to be seriously or chronically ill for 15 years of his life.
Prostate cancer is the most common cancer affecting men alone. Nearly 22,000 men in the UK are newly diagnosed with prostate cancer each year and about 9,500 die. The number of new cases diagnosed is expected to treble over the next 20 years.
The suicide rate among men is increasing. The rate has doubled among 15–24 year old men in the past 25 years.
Many men are affected by sexual problems. Recent American research suggests that almost one-third of men of all ages say they climax too early and nearly one-fifth of men in their 50s experience problems achieving or maintaining an erection.
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? :roll:
the one and the same
Unknown User
Quote by essex34m
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? :roll:
the one and the same
My heart doth bleed for you
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? :roll:
the one and the same
My heart doth bleed for you
always thought you was special, you just confirmed it
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? :roll:
the one and the same
My heart doth bleed for you
Bloody hell....will you both put your acid tongues away.....:giggle:
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
It's great being a man.
We don't live as long. sad
We are more susceptable to major illnesses. :(
Oh what a blessing that Y chromosome is biggrin

No hunni, you just THINK it's a major illness rolleyes
never had manflu then.....
You mean that 24 hour head cold that has you men reaching for your last will and testament but which miraculously disappears the following morning? :roll:
the one and the same
My heart doth bleed for you
Bloody hell....will you both put your acid tongues away.....:giggle:
when it comes to sassy, i have better places for my tongue than away
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
when it comes to sassy, i have better places for my tongue than away

Yeah...well get in the queue lol
:giggle:
essex34m
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
when it comes to sassy, i have better places for my tongue than away

Yeah...well get in the queue lol
:giggle:
i have no problems with that, im a a patient man, and im worth the wait
Unknown User
Men are cleverer than woman claim innocent bolt
Unknown User
Quote by 4playinc
lol BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN?
Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
:P biggrin

you forgot.......
we can piss standing up... without ruining our shoes..........
Unknown User
Quote by DeeCee
lol BENEFITS OF BEING A MAN?
Your last name stays the same. The garage is yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just a snack. You can’t get pregnant. You can wear a white t shirt to water parks. Car mechanics tell you the truth, the world is your urinal, and don’t have to drive to another petrol station cos the loo was icky, same work more pay, wrinkles add character. Wedding dresses cost £4000, your tux from rent a suit hire £100 people look at you not your chest when chatting , belching is a manly thing .new shoes don’t cause blisters. Phone calls take 30 secs; 5 day hols require only one suitcase. Your underwear is £10 for a three pack, 3 pairs of shoes is too many. Your hairstyle lasts for year’s even decades and you only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly hides your big hips, you can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look, you can bite your nails and they still look okay. You can grow a moustache
You can go xmas shopping on 24th dec and finish in 25 minutes no matter how many relatives you shop for.
:P biggrin

you forgot.......
we can piss standing up... without ruining our shoes..........
Bugger :twisted: I was going to say that :lol:
Phredd
Unknown User
and we can work television remote controls....................
read maps
and pick our noses at traffic lights without causing too much controversy..........
oh yeah... we can go in the chatrooms without being bombarded with uninvited whispers of " show us yer tits"
4playinc
Sexpert
:P biggrin
you forgot.......
we can piss standing up... without ruining our shoes..........
Bugger :twisted: I was going to say that lol
Phredd
Ive seen women stand up and piss and they dont get wet feet or fingers either
Im sure they were women wink
Unknown User
:eeek:
markz
Sex God
Our bums don't look big in anything rolleyes
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by markz
Our bums don't look big in anything rolleyes

I wondered how long it would be before you found this thread lol
markz
Sex God
Although some men need to wear a bra rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
Our bums don't look big in anything

You never met my ex hubby then?
Quote by markz
Although some men need to wear a bra rolleyes

Oops maybe you did :roll:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Our bums don't look big in anything

You never met my ex hubby then?
Quote by markz
Although some men need to wear a bra rolleyes

Oops maybe you did :roll:
The last point was aimed at me....lol
markz
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Our bums don't look big in anything

You never met my ex hubby then?
Quote by markz
Although some men need to wear a bra rolleyes

Oops maybe you did :roll:
I might have done
was he on broadband or dial up :roll:
blotnw
Warming the Bed
and it's a right bastard going through life only able to do one thing at a time....!!!!!
Unknown User
Men are so lucky because you have gorgeous ladies to perv over wink
but then, so do us bi fems :twisted: :rascal: