Quote by Argt05
Anwhow, I'll have you know that Wales is on a par with France-
well apart from the sexy accent, the style, the WINE, the beaches, the beautiful people, the FOOD,
speak for yourself
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Quote by Argt05
And Juniper is sooo right ..when a lady gets off the bike and does that hair thing. woo bloody hoo!
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It's complete bollocks and only happens in commercials
Helmet hair is a curse and a right royal pain in the arse as it spoils the look. What's the point of looking sizzling hot in your leathers only to take your lid off to reveal hair that looks like it's been sprayed on :?
SO TRUE!
I took a ex out on my bike and when we finally got there (wales,hour away) she got off walking like john wayne and hair like she'd been asleep for a month,
needless to say she was not very happy and never got on the back again,
leathers do make your bum look sexier tho, although the package disapears........
and im jelous now, only got a cbr600 (yellow and black) so it looks like yours is bigger than mine!
:?Hmmmm. we are talking about CBR's right??
Anwhow, I'll have you know that Wales is on a par with France-
well apart from the sexy accent, the style, the WINE, the beaches, the beautiful people, the FOOD, oh sugar what am i doing....
well, one thing anyway!
Both when entering any establishment as soon as they know u r English, will start talking native tongue and ignore you for as long as they can!
I might ju
May I just add, that although i am Welsh and Proud, i don't advocate such behavior
tee hee.
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cheers, ill bear that in mind the next time we all go down that way, prob be early next year now,
Master of Sex
Quote by BiWelshMinx
..snip..I would imagine that for a lot of ladies it is indeed the sexy look of bike leathers and possibly the 'danger' element involved iwith motorbikes..snip..
Not just the ladies.......
By the way, I like your new avatar - was there originally a speech bubble saying "get a load of these"?
:giggle:
I love men in leathers, hubby has a sports bike and he looks well fit!!!!
and im sure he recieves alot of attantion at traffic lights , I give alot of attention at traffic lights
I have a pic of something better than a man in leathers but cant seem to get it to go on forum
in edit cant get it on forum so put it avatar
and im sure he recieves alot of attantion at traffic lights , I give alot of attention at traffic lights
I have a pic of something better than a man in leathers but cant seem to get it to go on forum
in edit cant get it on forum so put it avatar
Quote by Darkfire
men in leathers?? i saw the title and passed out, does that give ya a clue
but sexkitten's right - not just any man....or bike for that matter :lol:
Well, check out My arse, and then imagine nice tight leather wrapped around my cheeks!
and my bike do google pics search for cbr1000rr repsol.
That's mine that is!
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Quote by Darkfire
men in leathers?? i saw the title and passed out, does that give ya a clue
but sexkitten's right - not just any man....or bike for that matter :lol:
Well, check out My arse, and then imagine nice tight leather wrapped around my cheeks!
and my bike do google pics search for cbr1000rr repsol.
That's mine that is!
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Quote by Darkfire
Ohhhhhhh jap crap
no no sweetie, this is a bike:
now imagine my leather-clad biker bitch butt straddled over that and weep
weep, i'm positively dripping!
with laughter babe!
i'd rather slide down a razorblade banister using my left nut as a brake than straddle that monstrosity!!
he he
sorry couldn't resist. just kiddin.
tell you what, you take me for a ride and vice versa, see who comes first?
:twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
i'd rather slide down a razorblade banister using my left nut as a brake than straddle that monstrosity!!
:rotflmao: tell you what, you take me for a ride and vice versa, see who comes first?
sweetie there's pills you can take to relieve suicidal tendancies you know
:rotflmao:ah bo***cks, that's what they're for!
Shit, i've been eating the Fuppin dogs worming tabs, wondered why i was sniffing round a rotty's arse!
Quote by Darkfire
Ohhhhhhh jap crap
no no sweetie, this is a bike:
now imagine my leather-clad biker bitch butt straddled over that and weep
You have such good taste and believe me, I'm imagining your leather clad bitch butt and I need a cold shower :twisted:
Argt, you're not doing yourself many favours are you?
:giggle: 
Orgasminator
**slight hijack going on now**
It has been a while since I've seen someone come in to the cafe and fit in as smootly and quickly as Argt05!! It's been a pleasure to chat with him and see him fitting in so well with all the other nutters in this asylum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA x
It has been a while since I've seen someone come in to the cafe and fit in as smootly and quickly as Argt05!! It's been a pleasure to chat with him and see him fitting in so well with all the other nutters in this asylum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA x
Orgasminator
Quote by Argt05
i like you sooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo ooooooooo o
much ca
Carrie thinks me daft...
she not wrong!
FIREBLADES RULE THE GOD DAMN PLANET
WE PLANNING TO EAT YOU ALL UP
Oh sweetie - creeping will get you EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
How about a Triumph Sprint?? It might be a little too much on the 'Tourer' side for you Argt but I just adore the 05 model in blue!!
Caz xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
FIREBLADES RULE THE GOD DAMN PLANET
WE PLANNING TO EAT YOU ALL UP
Would you rather have fast like yours or supersexy and fast like the XVS?
erhm... let me think :idea:
i need to have a quiet word in ur sexy little lobes my dear..
ur saying my bike a repsol fireblade 179bhp, 180kg, looks to kill at 10 paces, is wait for it.... not sexy compared to an Xvs.
we need to have words hun.
u need some sort of therapy i think.
we can start by u calling me Dr ARGT05 from now on. we shall begin our SESSIONS with a crash course in.....
SuperSports Bikes KICK cruisers ARSES all day long.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Argt05
Carrie thinks me daft...
she not wrong!
CA not think u daft - CA know u daft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA x
Orgasminator
Hiya Bear,
Never worry about upsetting me - I am of the opinion that everyone is entitled to theirs so long as they are man/woman enough to accept that others have their own too. 
It would be a very dull and boring world if we all liked the same things so I think variation is fantastic. We all have our particular 'sex on wheels' bike(s) and it's great to be able to share that passion openly with others, even if they don't quite share the same opinion.
We've been talking about possibly arranging a ride out/swinging camp/weekendy thing for spring/summertime next year. Would you be intersted in partaking? :beer:
CA x
Never worry about upsetting me - I am of the opinion that everyone is entitled to theirs
so long as they are man/woman enough to accept that others have their own too. It would be a very dull and boring world if we all liked the same things so I think variation is fantastic. We all have our particular 'sex on wheels' bike(s) and it's great to be able to share that passion openly with others, even if they don't quite share the same opinion.
We've been talking about possibly arranging a ride out/swinging camp/weekendy thing for spring/summertime next year. Would you be intersted in partaking? :beer:
CA x
Orgasminator
Cool - cheers Chris. I'll give you a shout if we manage to get it sorted.
I know there are quite a few members with bikes so if we could arrange a summer beach camp/party - that would be fantastic!!!! (car drivers would also be very welcome of course :twisted: :twisted: )
CA x
I know there are quite a few members with bikes so if we could arrange a summer beach camp/party - that would be fantastic!!!! (car drivers would also be very welcome of course :twisted: :twisted: )
CA x
Quote by CarrieAnn
Cool - cheers Chris. I'll give you a shout if we manage to get it sorted.
I know there are quite a few members with bikes so if we could arrange a summer beach camp/party - that would be fantastic!!!! (car drivers would also be very welcome of course :twisted: :twisted: )
CA x
You had me right up until the word 'camp' :shock:
I don't do tents
Quote by HornyBear
Now can Juniper do that hair thing for me again please?..xxxx
Brmmmmmmmm............ (thats me stopping)
Clip, clip............. (thats me getting off with my 6" heels)
zppppt...............(thats the cleavage getting let loose)
Swishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Just for u Horny and my imagination
Quote by HornyBear
Can I just say a biker is a biker is a biker in my book. I been biking for over nearly 40 years so ridden some right crap and some lovely stuff as well but hey I kept on biking.
Its the lifestyle, the friendliness of likeminded people (like swingers really!) and the freedom biking gives you for not a lot of dosh. And hey bring yer Zip125 along as well! I can appreciate all bikes and while I can't physically ride feet first cos of a bike smash I think Darkfire's machine looks awesome. I built a Triton (Norton frame, Triumph 750 motor) cafe Racer couple of years ago from scratch and that to me is almost sex on wheels, but not everyone's taste of course, while the Daytona 650 does me as a very fast road machine. So I like to think I have a wide appreciation of bikes, biking and the people who make biking what it is.
At the risk of upsetting Carrie Ann I have to say I am having trouble accepting Mr argt05's rather insular view that all bikes are crap unless its his.
Now can Juniper do that hair thing for me again please?..xxxx
ok, lets put the record straight.
i'm only kidding here, and my philosophy on biking is the same as yours. ive literally been on a bike since i was a toddler. and I have owned and ridden some god damn awfully shit bikes in my time.
im fortunate enough to have been able to buy my dream bike this year.
Now, whilst i may be slightly having a dig at other bikes, it is purely in jest and not meant as anything else.
That is all, no malice nor offence intended. I respect anyone who gets on a Bike, even the young kids on their scoots, if they Nod to me i will do so back, as i remember when i used to get a nod when i was younger, it was like. wow, pufffed out chest time.
and also, i have pillion seat up for grabs if anyone DARE
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