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having read about peter criss ( drummer in kiss) having had breast cancer, and being told last week our sons best friend has testicular cancer i was wondering how many of you men think about the subject and actually do your own intimate body checks?
Quote by brucie
having read about peter criss ( drummer in kiss) having had breast cancer, and being told last week our sons best friend has testicular cancer i was wondering how many of you men think about the subject and actually do your own intimate body checks?

rumour has it that BIoke will check any guys prostate
i'm sure rumour has it you check your own lol now do we believe rumour or not?
Quote by brucie
having read about peter criss ( drummer in kiss) having had breast cancer, and being told last week our sons best friend has testicular cancer i was wondering how many of you men think about the subject and actually do your own intimate body checks?

rumour has it that BIoke will check any guys prostate
i'm sure rumour has it you check your own lol now do we believe rumour or not?
i should really. but i dont want my finger smelling of shit. can you help me? pay no attention to the arse grapes...
kiss
well young man as you asked so nicely and thanks for the kiss btw, im sure i could oblige.
puts on xxl gloves, i did tell you i had huge hands and fat fingers didn't i? now bend over bitch flipa
i have a female doctor for this very reason.
i keep telling her that when she is examining me we need to try different oils and things but she said it's out of her hands.
what does she want me to do? arrange a set up with mirrors to look up my own arse?
i have no problem dropping my trousers for her to have a fumble out the poison anyway. wink
Quote by willing2try_4
having read about peter criss ( drummer in kiss) having had breast cancer, and being told last week our sons best friend has testicular cancer i was wondering how many of you men think about the subject and actually do your own intimate body checks?

Always good to have a reminder :thumbup: I need to make another mammogram appointment - I forgot about it till I read this thread smile
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rumour has it that BIoke will check any guys prostate

Nah, not just any guy, only hot, hung sexy ones brucie ;)
And yes, I check my own nuts during a hot bath for any unusual lumps and bumps. Not sure how to check for prostate cancer though without a blood test so if anyone knows of a way, I'm all ears smile
Quote by willing2try_4
having read about peter criss ( drummer in kiss) having had breast cancer, and being told last week our sons best friend has testicular cancer i was wondering how many of you men think about the subject and actually do your own intimate body checks?

rumour has it that BIoke will check any guys prostate
i'm sure rumour has it you check your own lol now do we believe rumour or not?
i should really. but i dont want my finger smelling of shit. can you help me? pay no attention to the arse grapes...
kiss
well young man as you asked so nicely and thanks for the kiss btw, im sure i could oblige.
puts on xxl gloves, i did tell you i had huge hands and fat fingers didn't i? now bend over bitch flipa
Willing - Once you've got your gloved arm up inside Brucie and your having a furtle you'll come across a sperical shaped object, feel for bumps. If you come across a bump with a large hole beneath it full of teeth move on that's his head evil
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if your really concerned about any health issues i seriously recommend going private.
for the simple reason that they take time,listen and want to see make you feel that its quick in/out as some nhs surgeries leave you feeling.
you dont get palmed off with tablets just to get rid of you they are very much interested in you.
makes a big difference.
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if your really concerned about any health issues i seriously recommend going private.
for the simple reason that they take time,listen and want to see make you feel that its quick in/out as some nhs surgeries leave you feeling.
you dont get palmed off with tablets just to get rid of you they are very much interested in you.
makes a big difference.

I don't think the NHS offers a second-rate service, if you have a genuine and justifiable concern, most (if not all) NHS staff will give you the time you need and the tests indicated by your symptoms. All you get from private practitioners (apart from maybe jumping the queue) is a bit more ego stroking and nodding. The tests will be performed by the same lab-rat lackeys and the results will be the same whether you go private or don't. In edit: most private consultants also work for the NHS and I doubt they have different personae for their private patients as for their NHS ones.
The OP was asking whether you examined yourself to monitor changes that may imply something sinister going on. In the same way that women are encouraged to examine their breasts etc.
Quote by BIoke
rumour has it that BIoke will check any guys prostate

Nah, not just any guy, only hot, hung sexy ones brucie ;)
And yes, I check my own nuts during a hot bath for any unusual lumps and bumps. Not sure how to check for prostate cancer though without a blood test so if anyone knows of a way, I'm all ears smile
Same as Bloke really, except I just may check mine a little more often, in the bath, shower, kitchen, sitting room, hallway....... lol