We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules:-
Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat; you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday + Sundays = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And NO, we are never going to think of it that way !
1. Crying is blackamil.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable ansers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it; that's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you are fat, you proberbly are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you feel sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, Just do it yourself!
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in ONLY 16 colours, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Lilac is a flower. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scrathed. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "Nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, abosolutely anything you wear is fine. YES, really !
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex. sport, moter-cycles, fishing, golf, darts, etc.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, i know, i have to sleep on the settee tonight, but did you know men really dont mind that, it's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!
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Men's Rules (ok i know im female but it's funny!)
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Warming the Bed
pmsl! literally!
about time there was a male revolution!
about time there was a male revolution!
Sex God
Quote by ^Tigger^
Sure... i likes pretty colours tho....esspecially Mauve (pmsl) ni bloomin lilly's tho
well . . . .
i did try and find mauve tiggerish thingies . . . . .
so . . . . tigger and mauve flowers?
how many brownie points for that then? :bounce: flowers on a regular basis, whether i'm in the shit or not?
n x x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by ^Tigger^
Oh Neil.............how bout a shag ???? lmao
PMSL!
uummm . . . ok then tiggs. thought you'd never bloody ask? :twisted:
/me trundles off to buy cuddly toys and purple things . . . . woo hoo!
n x x x ;)
