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merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dont know if im the first and this will probably piss some people off, but merry christmas everyone. and what is everyond hoping to get off santa this year? well if they been good wink girls and boys.
Kindly fuck off until December. loon smackbottom
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Kindly fuck off until December. loon smackbottom

Eloquently put my dear rotflmao
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sorry, didnt mean to offend, just getting excited. im one of those idiots that loves christmas, all those parties, presents and hangovers.
It's not so much that you will offend people, but certainly you will piss some off as you already knew . . .
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this will probably piss some people off, but merry christmas everyone.

For crying out load, the Christmas season last for 12 days only FROM 24th DECEMBER not 12th November rolleyes
Come back in a month's time with your Christmas wishes . . . or join in on other threads in the meantime to take your mind off it and calm yourself down lol
T-J
Christmas should not be mentioned until at least 1st December :!:
I love Christmas too but it ruins it when shops etc start playing Christmas songs and decorating everything in October or earlier!
And when someone wishes you Happy Christmas on 12 November! rolleyes smile
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Quote by onlyme1981
Christmas should not be mentioned until at least 1st December :!:
I love Christmas too but it ruins it when shops etc start playing Christmas songs and decorating everything in October or earlier!
And when someone wishes you Happy Christmas on 12 November! rolleyes smile
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lol :lol: i agree onlyme, i'm sure the shops are getting earlier and earlier each year, i really love christmas and the parties, but had to laugh when i saw the christmas cards and paper being sold last month in the shops.
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dont know if im the first and this will probably piss some people off, but merry christmas everyone. and what is everyond hoping to get off santa this year? well if they been good wink girls and boys.

I hope to get a flamethrower, RPG and some ninja stars so I can rid the world of Christmas nutters who start celebrating it too early.
Christmas starts at 12:00am on the 25th of December, and ends at 23:59:59 on the 25th of December. Outside of that time, Christmas should only be referred to in context of talking about those times.
Bah Humbug :P flipa
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Kindly fuck off until December. loon smackbottom

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theres been people on my street been trimmed up since b4 bonfire night banghead :banghead:
I've seen houses that already have their decorations up. Yes, that does include external lights, thus forcing their jollity on the rest of us.
Shops filling the shelves with cards in September, I even saw a hotel that had a fully decorated tree in the lobby in June!
That's why it annoys people to hear about it early. I'll happily wish you seasons greetings at the appropriate time, which is actually months away since the Nazrene wasn't born in December anyway. Pagan celebrations are so much more fun & in keeping with this site, IMHO
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Quote by onlyme1981
Christmas should not be mentioned until at least 1st December :!:

...and only then to agree that it's too early for the deccies to come out! As with many pleasures, anticipation is often the better part.
Re Christmas finishing on Christmas day, Christmas has 12 days, they start on Dec 25th and end on Epiphany on Jan 6th when the deccies come down (I make that 13 days so I've got something wrong, maybe someone can explain.)
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Christmas has 12 days, they start on Dec 25th and end on Epiphany on Jan 6th when the deccies come down (I make that 13 days so I've got something wrong, maybe someone can explain.)

The 12 days start at midnight on 24/25th Decmeber and end at the same time on the night of 5th/6th December.
Decs should be taken down on 5th Jan and the Feast of Epiphany begins on 6th. This is where most people get confused about which date to take down the trimmings.
Epiphany lasts from Jan 6th until Lent and so forth but lets not get into it deeply. The fact of it is, today is faaaarrrr to early to be wishing someone a Happy Christmas rolleyes confused
T-J
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Decs should be taken down on 5th Jan and the Feast of Epiphany begins on 6th.

Thanks T-J.
No wonder I've been having such bad luck, taking deccies down a day late every year! Maybe 2006 will be a new beginning. wink
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dont know if im the first and this will probably piss some people off, but merry christmas everyone. and what is everyond hoping to get off santa this year? well if they been good wink girls and boys.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM LANDDEE - I'M 100% WITH YOU ON THIS ONE!!!
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can't someone create a emoticon of an exploding mini me - so i can blow chuffing xmas up everytime it is mentioned !!! mad evil :evil:
I work in an office full of people like you 34fun!! I managed to strike a deal the other day though whereby I can put the decorations up on 1st December!!!
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I saw my first Xmas advert, back in July mad
For me it starts in December biggrin Have to get Halloween, and November 5th out he way first :D
So I'll jingle my Bells in December, but not before :D
sorry for that, but the business i am in xmas is a massive headache for me !!!
call me scrooge, but i am quite happy to dissapear abroad for the holiday period !
Don't apologise!!!! I love winding people up about xmas but don't get offended by the baaaaaaa-humbug peeps! lol :lol: :lol:
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bah f****ing humbug
BAAAAAAAAAAAA HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christmas is like a lousy fuck. You spend ages looking forward to it, excited at what might happen.... In comparison, the day seems shorter and quicker, and before you know it, it's over and you wonder what happened rolleyes

Ah, but this is only an excuse for you. A sprog on its 1st year will neither know what it's all about nor care. ANd why will a week or two weeks with a tree mean more to you or him than a month? Hasn't being involved in this scene taught you that quality counts over quality every time? (Those of you about to jump in & shout about having both, don't bother ; it did cross my mind, but you can get bored of anything)
All you're doing is indoctrinating the poor wee sod into the commercialisation and over-exploitation of the event. In future years when he knows what's going on you'll truly hate it, too. Wait until he starts demanding his presents in the middle of October & won't stop goingon about it because the shops and the supermarkets and the saddos with their trees up in August keep reminding him about it. And telling him he'll get whatever he wants just by asking.
as for those of you who insist on bringing this forced jollity into the workplace early, it's no way to win people over to your pointof view. Rather it will make them hate it even more because it's being forced on them.
Bah Fuckin Humbug!! evil :evil: :evil: :evil:
Locked till December!! :shock: :shock: