Hi folks, 'ello to one and all from OzStrayLeeAh. Hope everyone has a cool Christmas as it's blimmin' hot down 'ere (total fireban etc because it is bush fire season). Hope everyone gets the pressie that they want for Xmas as it is really good to see everyone walking around with a smile on their face because they received something other than what normally makes them smile, if you know what I mean.
Keep up the great work on the site - love reading the stories (the real ones), and lets hope the site remains free! Okay, enough rabitting on, here is the joke for you all.
The Five Surgeons:
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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