mid life crisis biker born again got to get one ............

13 Jan 2009

Quote by shark
So I can blame this years holiday on Dek having a mid life crisis?
Blooming wonderful :doh:

There is many a lady who would be very happy to have a large throbing Italian between their legs...... poke

I would be very happy too :rascal:
Did I mention I have never been on a bike before let alone spent 3 weeks travelling round lots of foreign places on one :scared: YET

13 Jan 2009

An older one but its been rebuilt and is like new only 16 k on the clock

13 Jan 2009

I do like the cruisers I have to admit biggrin

Went pillion on a Rocket 2300 a while back.....sex on 2 wheels :twisted:

13 Jan 2009

Quote by TanKinky
So I can blame this years holiday on Dek having a mid life crisis?
Blooming wonderful :doh:

There is many a lady who would be very happy to have a large throbing Italian between their legs...... poke

I would be very happy too :rascal:
Did I mention I have never been on a bike before let alone spent 3 weeks travelling round lots of foreign places on one :scared: YET
Nowt to beat it on a warm summers day, the smile on the face after getting that corner juuuuuusssstt right, the wind in your hair... errrr.. ok, well that may be a little difficult as I dont have any, still look on the bright side - it saves me suffering from "helmet hair". :dunno:
Perhaps not as much fun as they used to be in speed camera central, but the rest of Europe calls. :welcome: .. empty(ish) roads, far less cameras, scores of little hotels and bars.... ahhhh roll on summer... cool

13 Jan 2009

sex on 2 wheels

And you can have sex on 2 wheels.. although whilst actually riding is a bit dodgy 'cause its a bit difficult to see where your going. Putting the bike onto a stand in the back garden is a much safer option...... innocent

13 Jan 2009

If bikes are about mid-life crises then my crisis must've started at 18 and still be ongoing, lol.
Spent more time building and rebuilding them than riding in the last few years though. Roll on spring, dry tarmac and a warm garage...

14 Jan 2009

Mid life crisis? Nah - just big boys toys!!

Looking forward to the better weather and staying within the maximum national speed limit - yeh right!!
Tea/shag stops always welcome!
Mal

14 Jan 2009

Quote by shark
sex on 2 wheels

And you can have sex on 2 wheels.. although whilst actually riding is a bit dodgy 'cause its a bit difficult to see where your going. Putting the bike onto a stand in the back garden is a much safer option...... innocent

sex on two wheels redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
when i had a bike I invented the word :shock:
and yes i am still looking ? fo a bike that is
steve x ( ex biker)

14 Jan 2009

Quote by shark
sex on 2 wheels

And you can have sex on 2 wheels.. Putting the bike onto a stand in the back garden is a much safer option...... innocent

I know :twisted:

14 Jan 2009

Quote by Mal
Mid life crisis? Nah - just big boys toys!!

Looking forward to the better weather and staying within the maximum national speed limit - yeh right!!
Tea/shag stops always welcome!
Mal

there are some very big ones on here :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
dont you agree ladies :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
steve x

14 Jan 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
sex on 2 wheels

And you can have sex on 2 wheels.. Putting the bike onto a stand in the back garden is a much safer option...... innocent

I know :twisted:
ooooo... visions of black leather and lace float provocatively across my warped mind....the stockings, the sweat, the oil, the old chain lube, the petrol cap digging into your back, the high heels scratching the bloody paint work.... :confused:

16 Jan 2009

i was a born again biker, started off at young age with a francis barnett,rd125,went on to a tiger 100,then a bonny and then an ariel combination (with a coffin as a sidecar). then got married and kids etc. MLC came along,lol. and 5 years ago decided to try it again, my only regret was getting a mid range bike (zzr 600) after 2 weeks was wishing i bought the 1100cc.

16 Jan 2009

started off at young age with a francis barnett

"Well", he said, placing his hands on his hips, "Bugger me, I started off on one of those as well - aged 8 years old, the Villiers engined trials bike".... small world! rolleyes

16 Jan 2009

Quote by shark
started off at young age with a francis barnett

"Well", he said, placing his hands on his hips, "Bugger me, I started off on one of those as well - aged 8 years old, the Villiers engined trials bike".... small world! rolleyes

Does that mean you are related??? both with the name of Francis Barnett?

16 Jan 2009

Quote by TanKinky
So I can blame this years holiday on Dek having a mid life crisis?
Blooming wonderful :doh:

still hunting for that elusive bike will be out all day with my mate who's a complete bike nut :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
but he has forgotten more than i know what to look for :fuckinghell: and he is a hells angel so i think he knows a tad about about bikes biggrin

:D :D :D
wish me luck ...
steve