Sorry think someone's done this :shock:
Sarge can you confirm?
C x
Mine's gotta be...
Hey Santa Claus You Cunt - Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
(Speaking of which, I saw him live on thursday and he was fecking hilarious)
Been done as
"Christmas number 1"
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64464.html
Sorry....