Mint flavoured BJ

1 Aug 2005

My girlfriend gave me the most fantastic bj last night, she is suffering from a cold, so tried sucking with a Halls Extra Strong sweet, I swear the thing made my dick breathe easier! biggrin

The best I have ever had, tried all the usual stuff, chocolate, yoghurt etc.....
Anyone else find something good by accident confused

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1 Aug 2005

Airwaves chewing gum do the same thing , and those ice blue minty strip things (sorry, I can't remember what they're called)
But ON NO ACCOUNT have oral sex when you have been eating chillies!
and don't start playing with someone after you've been chopping chillies either - hurts for hours!
:spit: :doh:

1 Aug 2005

Nothing wrong with Listerine.........works for me wink

:twisted:

1 Aug 2005

im guessin it works the same for a ladies sensitive spot to? one of my old flames used to like me goin down on her after i had a extra strong mint. i wasnt so keen cos id rather taste pussy than a

1 Aug 2005

ask sexysteph she has the best minty advise im sure she will be here soon biggrin

1 Aug 2005

Have to say that the GF here has a thing about Halls and I have to agree - what started as a joke does it for me all the time!!
We have tried other varieties (including Fishermans Friends which I would NOT recommend) but although it adds a laugh to the procedings Halls seem to be the best.

1 Aug 2005

found a pound down the sofa while i was lookin for my pen :thumbup:

1 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
found a pound down the sofa while i was lookin for my pen :thumbup:

ermmmmmmmm what difference will that make to oral sex then?

1 Aug 2005

Quote by angelnn66
Airwaves chewing gum do the same thing , and those ice blue minty strip things (sorry, I can't remember what they're called)
But ON NO ACCOUNT have oral sex when you have been eating chillies!
and don't start playing with someone after you've been chopping chillies either - hurts for hours!
:spit: :doh:

don't try to put contact lenses in after you've been handling chillis either, otherwise you will find out the meaning of the phrase "World Of Pain"
:shock:

1 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
found a pound down the sofa while i was lookin for my pen :thumbup:

ermmmmmmmm what difference will that make to oral sex then?
he only asked if we found something good by accident, you filthy lot saw 'oral sex' and stopped reading smackbottom

2 Aug 2005

Mint flavoured stuff has always been good for oral on men and women :twisted:

2 Aug 2005

Try those minty strip thingies . the little paper thin ones.... get ur g/f (or b/f for that matter) to put one on their tongue then give ur 'old fella' a chomp ..... lovely!!!
Under no circumstances, however, allow your partner to have toothpaste on their teeth or in their mouth and then go anywhere near your bell end!!!!....... unless you have sound proof windows and padded walls.......... and don't actually need to use it for a while!!!

2 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Try those minty strip thingies . the little paper thin ones.... get ur g/f (or b/f for that matter) to put one on their tongue then give ur 'old fella' a chomp ..... lovely!!!
Under no circumstances, however, allow your partner to have toothpaste on their teeth or in their mouth and then go anywhere near your bell end!!!!....... unless you have sound proof windows and padded walls.......... and don't actually need to use it for a while!!!

is toothpaste not good for men then?
actually i quite like toothpaste if any ladies out there have a leccy toothbrush try a bit of toothpaste on it wink

2 Aug 2005

I have to say minty things don't do it for me ................well not minty condoms anyway............my bits were burning for days afterwards.......................I have been told that going down on someone with alka selsers in your mouth has a brill effect too............

2 Aug 2005

fishermans friends are good

2 Aug 2005

Champaine (oh cant spell) is good ... both ways... but bit of a waist i'd say!

2 Aug 2005

i thought champagne was supposed to be dangerous in case a bubble gets into the ladies blood stream then the mainline to her brain or heart or something......wonder if thats scientifically proven......i know a lady isnt really supposed to blow when givin a bj for the same reason.

2 Aug 2005

Quote by easyease
i thought champagne was supposed to be dangerous in case a bubble gets into the ladies blood stream then the mainline to her brain or heart or something......wonder if thats scientifically proven......i know a lady isnt really supposed to blow when givin a bj for the same reason.

You could always try a nicely chilled Frascati.
Let it dribble from your mouth over the clit. If the lady is "presenting" in the right position, and ready enough to be open, it will run just inside. Then you would get the taste of my two favourite things :cool:
Although - I am giving thought to trying a room temperature Valpollicela, or even a Merlot a try wink

2 Aug 2005

I would like to echo wishmasters warning regarding toothpaste. A lady I was seeing a year ago tried going down with a mouth full of it and it was fine for about 8 seconds, and then it felt a little bit like someone was trying to iron my little friend, from the inside...
It burns, jesus it burns... It still winces every time I brush my teeth... *shudders*

2 Aug 2005

a different flavour for 12 days of the week wink

chocolate and rasberry for me tonight :P

2 Aug 2005

mmmm ... Those lubes look pretty good.... need to remember to add them to the shopping list.
Perhaps the manufacturers of toothpaste should think of putting a warning on the toothpaste tubes.....

2 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
found a pound down the sofa while i was lookin for my pen :thumbup:

ermmmmmmmm what difference will that make to oral sex then?
He can put the pound towards some mints lol

2 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
You could always try a nicely chilled Frascati.
Let it dribble from your mouth over the clit. If the lady is "presenting" in the right position, and ready enough to be open, it will run just inside. Then you would get the taste of my two favourite things :cool:
Although - I am giving thought to trying a room temperature Valpollicela, or even a Merlot a try

mmmmmm...........drinking from the furry cup........:twisted: :twisted:
and I suppose the wine IS more romantic than a can of Boddingtons lol

2 Aug 2005

Ice cubes are fun cool

Might try minty ice cubes one day

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