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Quote by tomu
so... i'm just trying to imagine the most suggestive shopping basket with which to make a checkout girl blush. let's see...
some xxx mints, as discussed above
cucumber
baby oil
whipped cream
ice cream
strawberries
duck tape (actually, a side point, what sort of tape works best?)
do they sell oysters in asda, ms bailiff?
clingfilm
what else?

think you forgot your condoms biggrin
Quote by salt_n_pepper
so... i'm just trying to imagine the most suggestive shopping basket with which to make a checkout girl blush. let's see...
some xxx mints, as discussed above
cucumber
baby oil
whipped cream
ice cream
strawberries
duck tape (actually, a side point, what sort of tape works best?)
do they sell oysters in asda, ms bailiff?
clingfilm
what else?

think you forgot your condoms biggrin
and a fork...don't ask lol
a blow job with scotch was nice
stung a little bit at first but nice and the girlie doing it loved it
then she got a snickers ice cream in return
and you definitely forgot the alka seltzer :shock: :shock:
ps its cheaper than champagne too wink
Mintylingus!!!! Fantastic!!!!!!
If that doesn't make it into the Oxford, there's no justice in the world.
As fer me, i like the ole 'have a cuppa before going down', that's quite nice. Then suck on an icecube without me seeing and watch me scream like a promqueen smile
Pah and Tish to you.
It's just WRONG. :P lol
Jas
XXX
Polo Lady... as a minty person we are waiting for your opinion on this matter