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Wandering around a garden center today, we came across (:shocksmile a very endearing, life sized statue of a Silverback Gorilla.
When I left him, moments later......said Gorilla was wearing fetching pink lipstick dunno
Now of course I have no idea how it got there- but it got me thinking, whens the last time you did something simply mischevious, just because you could? And, obviously, what was it?
The confessional is open........ wink
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Wandering around a garden center today, we came across (:shocksmile a very endearing, life sized statue of a Silverback Gorilla.
When I left him, moments later......said Gorilla was wearing fetching pink lipstick dunno
Now of course I have no idea how it got there- but it got me thinking, whens the last time you did something simply mischevious, just because you could? And, obviously, what was it?
The confessional is open........ wink

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Priceless - well done you..
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Cx
I may be immature but I can't really think of any mischeif that would be entertaining for others - although I probably wet myself laughing at the time. lol
We were in Costco about a month ago. There was a Christmas display of jumping Tiggers, about a display of 5 high and 4 width. We raced to press ALL their arms to set them off so that they we all jumping at the same time. You had to be there.
DD
Boy winchwench did that make me laugh!!! Hilarious, just appeals to my SOH. However can't think of something I have done.....will come back to it
pink x
My very first bike rally saw me starting a 'Madness walk' around the marquee to the sounds of Ska music. Ex hubby thought I was demented but it got those hardened rockers off their arses and joining in conga-style :giggle:
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We were in Costco about a month ago. There was a Christmas display of jumping Tiggers, about a display of 5 high and 4 width. We raced to press ALL their arms to set them off so that they we all jumping at the same time. You had to be there.
DD

Never done anything like that myself!
My favourite is to set the loudest thing off in the shop, just as Mr W is walking past it- then turn around and give him a very audible "TUT!" and roll my eyes at him rolleyes
innocent
Ahhhhhhh … practical jokes. Takes me back to the days before I became a serious professional type.
One or two golden oldies spring to mind (for the legal reasons I must state that all these happened at least 20 years ago).
On a Sunday walk (pub to pub) with group of friends and we came across a VW beetle broken down on the roadside (King Street West/ Greek Street area of Stockport if that helps anybody) …. So obviously we picked it up and carried it 20 metres up the road and onto a large traffic island (raised about 2 feet and bedecked in various blooms). The owners face was a picture when he got back …. but the police didn’t see the funny side and one of our number was arrested for breach of the peace!! (Mind you they did have to shut four roads off and bring in a crane to get the car off)
Going even further back; when TV remote first became available they were all infra red and one would work on most other TVs …. I used to take ours in to town and watch the staff in the TV shops running around as I changed channels, raised the volume etc on all their TVs in unison.
Living in an area with terraced houses that fronted onto the pavement provided an opportunity for the next one … on the night of a really good film (when we all only had 3 TV channels) my friend and I would go stalking and where we found a house with the coaxial on prominent view we would listen (or watch through the window) until the said film was about t reach a climax and then cut a section of the cable so the TV went off … we obviously took a section out to stop a simple sticky type repair.
Lastly and although I was not party to this one I must mention it …. Exchange Square in Manchester …water feature with running water …. Some bright spark with a bottle or two of bubble bath = pavements full of bubbles. Brilliant in its simplicity.
…. did I mention the Morris dancers and the eggs???
At school a friend had one of those watches that worked the TV, vey popular at one point. During lessons whilst watching any number of films he would change the channel or play with the volume. All of this the amazement of a non suspecting teacher. Engineer was called on numerous occasions until they realized it only happened when during our class.
Went on for months tho.....
Once a neighbour had just had new double glazing etc etc and was bragging how secure it all was and it would be impossible to get in blah blah blah (you know the type?) Well while he was busy bragging across the road I nipped over and (the door was open at the time) took the front door off the hinges and tucked it up nicely in his bed!!
His face was a picture for hours....
Mike
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Once a neighbour had just had new double glazing etc etc and was bragging how secure it all was and it would be impossible to get in blah blah blah (you know the type?) Well while he was busy bragging across the road I nipped over and (the door was open at the time) took the front door off the hinges and tucked it up nicely in his bed!!
His face was a picture for hours....
Mike

rotflmao Classic!
I did a bit of a naughty one to Den today......
We ended up having to get a pregnancy test today, which came up negative
But whilst he was in the loo, I drew an extra blue line on it.......
I'd left it sitting out, and he didn't notice at first, then when he finally did, I played along, saying 'you're winding ME up, you've drawn that on' The poor soul was shitting it, saying 'I swear I haven't, babes, you're pregnant'!!!!!
I couldn't keep it up very long before I burst into fits of giggles though!
A classic, cos if I havdn't beat him to it, i's the sort of thing he would have done to me!!!! lol :lol:
Whenever dammie and I go food shopping and we get to the check out he always lines everything up in neat symmetrical lines and has items grouped together e.g.
Fruit & Veg
Meat
Frozen Foods
Toiletries
When he's not looking I mix them all up and know a few cans over redface
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Whenever dammie and I go food shopping and we get to the check out he always lines everything up in neat symmetrical lines and has items grouped together e.g.
Fruit & Veg
Meat
Frozen Foods
Toiletries
When he's not looking I mix them all up and know a few cans over redface

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Poor Dambuster!
That's very naughty! I try to do it all organised and Chris just chucks stuff on anywhere. He doesn't even wait until I'm not looking though confused :shock:
Quote by Freckledbird
Whenever dammie and I go food shopping and we get to the check out he always lines everything up in neat symmetrical lines and has items grouped together e.g.
Fruit & Veg
Meat
Frozen Foods
Toiletries
When he's not looking I mix them all up and know a few cans over redface

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Poor Dambuster!
That's very naughty! I try to do it all organised and Chris just chucks stuff on anywhere. He doesn't even wait until I'm not looking though confused :shock:
Maybe you should go shopping with dammie and I'll go with Chris biggrin
Is this a guy thing then? Mr W likes everything neat & tidy in the trolley- to the point where I just have to shake things up a little.
He'dl be carrying a Regatta shopping bag & wearing a lightweight beige jacket if I let him rolleyes
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Is this a guy thing then? Mr W likes everything neat & tidy in the trolley- to the point where I just have to shake things up a little.
He'dl be carrying a Regatta shopping bag & wearing a lightweight beige jacket if I let him rolleyes

no way !..I sling things in the trolley and try to pile things up on the check out 2 foot high
split bags, broken eggs , so what just let me outa there lol
Having had several vodka's many moons ago I changed all the sign posts round in the village where Ian used to live redface
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Having had several vodka's many moons ago I changed all the sign posts round in the village where Ian used to live redface

and that's presumably why he is where he is now... 'cos he can't now find where he used to be!
many ,many moons ago at the tender age of 17 ,I joined the Royal Marines.
One of the practical jokes that was done to recruits ( not me )was a classic.
firstly you would dry around the inside of a toilet then fasten a block of this chemical, I cant remember its name but its what they put in fire trucks to make foam. Anyway you then wait for someone to go into that cubicle then just as they flush, slip a mop handle through the door handle so they cant get out.. You would not believe how much foam a small block of this stuff can make! . It comes out under the door ,over the door closley followed by a fine example of a yeti lol trying to escape a blizzard
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many ,many moons ago at the tender age of 17 ,I joined the Royal Marines.
One of the practical jokes that was done to recruits ( not me )was a classic.
firstly you would dry around the inside of a toilet then fasten a block of this chemical, I cant remember its name but its what they put in fire trucks to make foam. Anyway you then wait for someone to go into that cubicle then just as they flush, slip a mop handle through the door handle so they cant get out.. You would not believe how much foam a small block of this stuff can make! . It comes out under the door ,over the door closley followed by a fine example of a yeti lol trying to escape a blizzard
Priceless :twisted:
A great thread, nice to hear so many of you have so devilish a sense of humour as us!!
A great one from our "collection" of childish activities was when we brought a laser pen home with us from our holidays last year. Anyway we didn't end up giving it to my nephew as "it could lead to all sorts of mischief" my sister reckoned, how right she was!!
Firstly we began our little childish week of fun and pissing ourselves laughing by pointing it and moving the dot around very close to a cat that lived over the road from us and watching it as it flew round in circles chasing said dot for ages lol
We soon got sick of this however and decided to up the stakes further by pointing it on the forehead of the bloke who lived across the road whilst he was in the lounge watching TV then tracing it down his body toward his heart. This at first put the absolute fear of god into before leading to extreme annoyance and berated trips out to the road to see where it was coming from, and watching him frantically scupper his hands around his body toward the dot was sheer comedy and had us wetting ourselves with mischeivious excitment behind our bedroom curtain. Childish we realise but oh so, so funny!! wink
Morbius hates horror films and point blank refuses to watch them. So when he agreed to watch Halloween one year, it was too much of a temptation to resist :twisted: he sat in the small lounge watching the main tv and I was in the other lounge watching the portable and playing on the computer. The music used to freak him out in places and so he's appear in the kitchen on the pretence of making a drink
Gets to the climax of the film and I sneaked out of the house ran ruond to the front window and as he'd forgotten to dra the curtains, could watch for the optimum ime, when the baddy raises his hand, music adding to the drama and I banged really loudly on the window scaring the life outta Morbius!!!! rotflmao
He refuses even more to watch the films now ...
A few days later I wentup bed before him, snuggled down facing his side of the bed, waited for him to check the kids, check the windows etc ... he lay down thinking I was aslep and I reached over put my hand on his face and very loudly went muah ha ha ha
I'v never seen a grown man jump so high before ........
cruel??? moi???? :rotflmao:
Cx
hi peeps
For practicle joke that I still do today
When in a large supermarket I will pick up a packet of tampax, orsome other young womens sundries that are personnal to them and place them in my trolley redface surprisedops:
Then while wandering around I will slip them in to unsuspecting peoples trolleys mainly single males or old peoples. :twisted: :twisted:
Then when they are at the check out the look of bemusement is priceless especially when they wave the said items about asking how they got in there
lol :doh: :taz:
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Morbius hates horror films and point blank refuses to watch them. So when he agreed to watch Halloween one year, it was too much of a temptation to resist :twisted: he sat in the small lounge watching the main tv and I was in the other lounge watching the portable and playing on the computer. The music used to freak him out in places and so he's appear in the kitchen on the pretence of making a drink
Gets to the climax of the film and I sneaked out of the house ran ruond to the front window and as he'd forgotten to dra the curtains, could watch for the optimum ime, when the baddy raises his hand, music adding to the drama and I banged really loudly on the window scaring the life outta Morbius!!!! rotflmao
He refuses even more to watch the films now ...
A few days later I wentup bed before him, snuggled down facing his side of the bed, waited for him to check the kids, check the windows etc ... he lay down thinking I was aslep and I reached over put my hand on his face and very loudly went muah ha ha ha
I'v never seen a grown man jump so high before ........
cruel??? moi???? :rotflmao:
Cx

Cruel but bloody funny :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Put cling film on the bowl in ladies loo then put the seat down :- bolt
Phredd
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a couple of years ago mrs pete dragged me and a mate shopping in the historical city of Bath zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
we got so bored with her incessant "oh i want to try another shop" that when we got into a certain well known clothing shop, me and my mate did a beeline for the lingerie department, got the biggest bras we could find, stuck them on our heads and followed her about the store going baaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
needless to say we caused a few laughs and a lot of disapproving looks rolleyes
worked though coz the three of us got chucked out by security and ended up in the pub next door :thumbup? drinkies
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Morbius hates horror films and point blank refuses to watch them. So when he agreed to watch Halloween one year, it was too much of a temptation to resist :twisted: he sat in the small lounge watching the main tv and I was in the other lounge watching the portable and playing on the computer. The music used to freak him out in places and so he's appear in the kitchen on the pretence of making a drink
Gets to the climax of the film and I sneaked out of the house ran ruond to the front window and as he'd forgotten to dra the curtains, could watch for the optimum ime, when the baddy raises his hand, music adding to the drama and I banged really loudly on the window scaring the life outta Morbius!!!! rotflmao
He refuses even more to watch the films now ...
A few days later I wentup bed before him, snuggled down facing his side of the bed, waited for him to check the kids, check the windows etc ... he lay down thinking I was aslep and I reached over put my hand on his face and very loudly went muah ha ha ha
I'v never seen a grown man jump so high before ........
cruel??? moi???? :rotflmao:
Cx

BAAAAD Calista smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
feel for ya Morbious mate, I'm a big scaredy cat too, too much imagination, apparantly dunno
Quote by Calista
Morbius hates horror films and point blank refuses to watch them. So when he agreed to watch Halloween one year, it was too much of a temptation to resist :twisted: he sat in the small lounge watching the main tv and I was in the other lounge watching the portable and playing on the computer. The music used to freak him out in places and so he's appear in the kitchen on the pretence of making a drink
Gets to the climax of the film and I sneaked out of the house ran ruond to the front window and as he'd forgotten to dra the curtains, could watch for the optimum ime, when the baddy raises his hand, music adding to the drama and I banged really loudly on the window scaring the life outta Morbius!!!! rotflmao
He refuses even more to watch the films now ...
A few days later I wentup bed before him, snuggled down facing his side of the bed, waited for him to check the kids, check the windows etc ... he lay down thinking I was aslep and I reached over put my hand on his face and very loudly went muah ha ha ha
I'v never seen a grown man jump so high before ........
cruel??? moi???? :rotflmao:
Cx

Reminds me of when we watched "the Ring" with our eldest a while back....
little miss "im sooo not scared!" went white & jumped a foot when at the end of the film she walked out of the room to her bedroom, past the kitchen phone just as it started ringing lol
Nothing to do with me, obviously innocent