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Missy AND Alex love Mal??????? (first post)

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So was Mal bored or was he pretending :)

If he was - was it AtomCom's fault (only kidding AC) 0%
No he wasn't 0%
Yes he was bored 0%
7 votes
Quote by Mal (pretending to be Missy and Alex)
We cry, we weep, we fight over him duel . He's just such an exceptional human being who we love and adore with all our hearts :love: . Oh how we wish there were more like him to go around. Perhaps one day he will be good enough to introduce us to his brother, who is also as much a catch as Mal :cheers: .
In the meantime, we must just sit by our keyboards, hanging on to his every brilliantly thought out post, neglecting our normal lives, forgetting to cook for our children, to clean the house, to go to work :violin: . Ah, but to be this close to him, even over the internet, is reward enough :inlove: .
Alex and Missy (aka Mal)
kiss :grin:

See what I mean - so, so sad! rolleyes
When you have to write your own compliments!
But wasn't it good fun this afternoon!! lol
Mal
wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64265.html
I'll be watching you Doris!!
Bert
xx
Quote by Mal
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64265.html
I'll be watching you Doris!!
Bert
xx

Oh Bert - as if I would be naughty whilst you were away...... rolleyes
:angel: :angel:
Warming the Bed
Well maybe it is may fault more than his..
I think I am being more than boring today... lol
Quote by postie
locked? :shock:

Not yet!
Neeerrrr, neeerrrrrrr!
(But I suspect I may hear them jangling soon)
Sex God
He's locked my 'Mal is bored post' and he is leaving work early.............
So while he is travelling home, if there is anpther Mods out there can you unlock the 'Mal is bored' thread please pretty please................
lol :P
Quote by Sarah
He's locked my 'Mal is bored post' and he is leaving work early.............
So while he is travelling home, if there is anpther Mods out there can you unlock the 'Mal is bored' thread please pretty please................
lol :P

Sarah - if not - I'll change the title of thisa to Mal is Bored, that'll confuse him when he gets home!!!! biggrin
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
He's locked my 'Mal is bored post' and he is leaving work early.............
So while he is travelling home, if there is anpther Mods out there can you unlock the 'Mal is bored' thread please pretty please................
lol :P

Sarah - if not - I'll change the title of thisa to Mal is Bored, that'll confuse him when he gets home!!!! biggrin
Quote by Mal wrote else where
Right you lot,
I've worked exceptionally hard this afternoon and have decided to award myself an early finish - cos I'm worth it!!
I'll be offline for about an hour, so behave yourselves whilst I'm gone!! The tallest of you is now in charge. Anyone misbehaving, I want a list of names in my PM box when I log back in. I'm taking my keys with me, but any naughtiness will be locked !!
Now behave and play nicely!!

I love it when a plan comes together, good idea, change the title...........
and we can send a list to his pm box, blaming everyone else for any naughtiness but us,
:lol:
He will never know............... :P
Ok Sarah - well we should then remove the evidence on here rolleyes
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Ok Sarah - well we should then remove the evidence on here rolleyes

No, he is a bloke and will NEVER notice lol I mean men never notice if you have new clothes on, have had your hair cut, new shoes etc etc,
So why would he notice this?
Quote by Sarah
Ok Sarah - well we should then remove the evidence on here rolleyes

No, he is a bloke and will NEVER notice lol I mean men never notice if you have new clothes on, have had your hair cut, new shoes etc etc,
So why would he notice this?
Very true
Warming the Bed
I have change my advtor thing is it ok, or ???
Opions needed ?
Quote by AtomCom
I have change my advtor thing is it ok, or ???
Opions needed ?

READ THE AUP!!!!!!!!!
No genitals!
Warming the Bed
OPPSS!!!!!
sorry thanks for the heads up... have changed ..
Quote by naughtynymphos1
not another fooking poll mad :taz:

Poll. what poll???? rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
not another fooking poll mad :taz:

Poll. what poll???? rolleyes
smackbottom
Warming the Bed
Damn!!!
dunno What have I done... lol :dunno:
Master of Sex
Whats a poll?? lol
Orgasminator
Quote by Bazza64
Whats a poll?? lol

confused :? :? :?
Warming the Bed
Damn anymore votes and I will be banned from the site ... lol
Quote by AtomCom
Damn anymore votes and I will be banned from the site ... lol

lol lol - I doubt it!
Master of Sex
Quote by Sexysteph
Hey Alex ain't Mal on form (Please don'r shatter illusions being drawn here) came charging in and zapped the interloping TV company scum who tried to clutter up our lovely forum with promises of infamy and bye bye to discretion
Our Heroooooooooooooooooooooooooo :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: so quick so agile he beat Missy to the zapper ray
So how should he be rewarded ladies and Gentlemen
Should we take a poll on ideas wink lol :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Sexysteph
Hey Alex ain't Mal on form (Please don't shatter illusions being drawn here) came charging in and zapped the interloping TV company scum who tried to clutter up our lovely forum with promises of infamy and bye bye to discretion
Our Heroooooooooooooooooooooooooo :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: so quick so agile he beat Missy to the zapper ray
So how should he be rewarded ladies and Gentlemen
Should we take a poll on ideas wink lol :lol:

Actually it was Jas, I was still getting my keys out of my pockets at the time!!
Mal
:wink:
Quote by Alexandra
Damn anymore votes and I will be banned from the site ... lol

lol lol - I doubt it!
no, I've decided to be very fair about this. Any polls by ANYONE about anything and I deactivate you! :grin:
Mal
wink
Quote by Mal
Damn anymore votes and I will be banned from the site ... lol

lol lol - I doubt it!
no, I've decided to be very fair about this. Any polls by ANYONE about anything and I deactivate you! :grin:
Mal
wink
thank feck for that
Sex God
I think I've set a new record :shock:
I've started a thread :shock: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64265.html had it locked :shock: had it unlocked :shock: had it re locked :shock:
A new record for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wink
will you please stop changing the name of this thread?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
will you please stop changing the name of this thread?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
.......... I can't see cos my eyes are streaming........