Monday Joke

16 Aug 2004

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
biggrin

16 Aug 2004

That's disgusting
blast

Molly xx

16 Aug 2004

Ewwwwww that's gross.....
But quite funny too smile

16 Aug 2004

Bloody brilliant

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16 Aug 2004

Like that.. Ill have to remember it for tomorrow. x biggrin

16 Aug 2004

awful but funny lol
xanaisx smile

16 Aug 2004

errrrrrrrrr thats disgusting.................... but funny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

16 Aug 2004

fun fun!
has just bought fishing poles :shock:

16 Aug 2004

That is fucking disgusting!!!! But I do like it!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
When I say I like it, I don't mean... doing the dog!!! I mean the joke
(breaks out in cold sweat!!!!!!!)

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Benz2502
That is fucking disgusting!!!! But I do like it!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
When I say I like it, I don't mean... doing the dog!!! I mean the joke
(breaks out in cold sweat!!!!!!!)

Careful

Oz

17 Aug 2004

Thank you for those kind comments biggrin

I'll try to keep to my normal low standards
redface

17 Aug 2004

HA BLOODY HA!!! I already feel sick without that, oh horrible.

17 Aug 2004

Tuesdays joke..........

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Venusxxx