BODY MEETING :
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !!
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Sex God
the moral of the story is . . . . .
no matter how big you think your bum looks in that, there's always a bigger arse than you! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Warming the Bed
Quote by Libra-Love
ya gotta love the way a man knows his place
And just where is that supposed to be...I've been trying to find it for many a year :D
Sexlightened
Quote by Libra-Love
does my bum look big in this?
I once answered that particular question with "yes, it would look big in an aircraft hanger". Needless to say, I've never used that line ever again!
Sexlightened
Quote by Calista
does my bum look big in this?
I once answered that particular question with "yes, it would look big in an aircraft hanger". Needless to say, I've never used that line ever again!
What size steak did you use for the bruise?
:giggle:
I didn't. I pretended I got it playing rugby, lol
