Oh I forgot - didn't pay any. But if I had I would want it back. Look all I wanted was some gentle smut, a way into more adventurous liaisons and what do I get? Wisdom and stuff. Advice. I get lists of music to go and buy (Now have Gotan Project - fantastic. I keep slinking all over the house to it.) And now books! No... No I spend enough in Waterstone's as it is and now I have to buy something called 'Perfume'. When you were supposed to be leading me further down the street to Anne Summers.
And another thing. Will you please all stop making me laugh. It's a serious business this change-of-life-go-for-it-girl stuff and I just always end up laughing.
So do you think if I join a bookcircle/musical criticism site I'll start to learn where my G-spot is?
Jezzay
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Money back please!
Face it Jezzay - you feel as at home here as the rest of us! I guess it takes us all by surprise what a seriously nice group of people we swingers are!oh dear I feel a serious purchase coming on... as a long term ( 20+ years) admirer of Ry Cooder I was seriously smitten by Buena Vista... and with other fave Paul Simon and his latin rhthyms.... I am just going to have to check out this Gotan Project........ HMV world music section here I come
Gman
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wow, gman, smut merchant -we have something in common at last! fell in love with Ry cooder from the movie Paris ,Texas, more smut then! perhaps you could practice your slow hand while Jezzay slinks and I shimmy around for you?You are sooo right Jezzay. We didn't come here to have fun!!! If we'd wanted fun we would have gone to not Swinging Heaven!!! (Just to save you some time Gman I made that link up!!) I have half a mind (now there's a confession!!!) to report Mark to Trading Standards!!! I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!!!
Ear Wax, Mechanics Finger Nails, Toilet U-bends, Used Nappies. Hope that was good for you!!! ?Lies back and lights a cigarette whilst enjoying the after-glow!!!
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Ear Wax, Mechanics Finger Nails, Toilet U-bends, Used Nappies. Hope that was good for you!!! ?Lies back and lights a cigarette whilst enjoying the after-glow!!!
