Morning Erections

19 May 2005

This morning I had a thought that had never occured to me before, is there a female equlivent of the morning erection?
I know that the male version is to stop us from wetting the bed, but I had never thought of it from a female point of view before. If you don't have a similar event, what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.
Truly confused.
John
smile

19 May 2005

Quote by Horous
This morning I had a thought that had never occured to me before, is there a female equlivent of the morning erection?
I know that the male version is to stop us from wetting the bed, but I had never thought of it from a female point of view before. If you don't have a similar event, what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.
Truly confused.
John

Going to the toilet the minute i waken, that stops me wetting the bed!!!!!!
However if your asking if we feel terrifically horny first thing in the morning then , yes, nearly always!!! biggrin

19 May 2005

special sheets

19 May 2005

I thort the erection was over an Tony cum back!

19 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
However if your asking if we feel terrifically horny first thing in the morning then , yes, nearly always!!!

Trust me to ask the wrong question, I'll stick to answering other threads surprised

ops:
John smile

19 May 2005

surely the female equivalent would lead to 'wetting' the bed biggrin

20 May 2005

Quote by Horous
This morning I had a thought that had never occured to me before, is there a female equlivent of the morning erection?
I know that the male version is to stop us from wetting the bed, but I had never thought of it from a female point of view before. If you don't have a similar event, what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.
Truly confused.
John

Well this morning I woke with a paper clip stuck to my chest where I fell asleep working last night. My hair had half hallen down from being on top of my head. My eldest was at the door shouting about wanting his sarnies for school. Now I'm sitting here in Ians old dressing gown waiting on child 2 and 3 going to school.
I think I can safely say, no morning glory for me today rolleyes

Dawn

20 May 2005

Quote by Horous

However if your asking if we feel terrifically horny first thing in the morning then , yes, nearly always!!!

Trust me to ask the wrong question, I'll stick to answering other threads surprised

ops:
John smile

No , no . no you musnt leave it to otherd to start threads.
IMHO this board needs lots of different people starting threads, not just the same old faces!!!

20 May 2005

Quote by Horous
If you don't have a similar event, what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.
John

Good pelvic floor muscles......................and its fun giving them a work out lol

:lol:
Fee
XX

20 May 2005

Oooo, morning glory :thumbup:
I love waking him up in the morning, slipping under the sheets and teasing him until he wakes up groaning with pleasure, then working my way back up to him so we can indulge a bit of "good morning honey" love making.
Mmmmm, best start to the day, especially on a sunday morning :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Rrrrr, sunday mornings, I'm sooo horny on sunday mornings. :twisted:

20 May 2005

Yes, we remember mornings like that. :twisted: The morning erection is certainly a constant companion/curse (and I am not at all sure that it is only to stop one wetting the bed) and Sappho can certainly feel very horny in the mornings (though she takes a little longer to wake up than I do).
Mind you, I suspect those sort of Sunday mornings are gone for a while! rolleyes

WIll

20 May 2005

Tena ladies work for me along with a plastic sheet over the mattress. lol

:lol: :lol:
As for feeling horny in the morning.......if anyone as much as talked to me for the first 15 minutes I would strangle them, imagine trying to have a bit of 'fun' first thing...........nahhhhhh i would probably take a kitchen knife to the first thing that pops up. sad

:D

20 May 2005

I know that the male version is to stop us from wetting the bed, but I had never thought of it from a female point of view before. If you don't have a similar event, what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.

possibly the fact that women's brains control them, whereas men are controlled by their dick... wink

Horny in the morning??? Oh yes - but alas no time during the week. Hangover sex at the weekends is the best... smile

20 May 2005

Christ, I woke up with a cracker this morning.. Damned thing was like a kickstand, suppose it saves me falling out the bed! lol

20 May 2005

This is a bit like the G spot. It wasn't there until we were told about it.

20 May 2005

foxylady 123 wrote:

No , no . no you musnt leave it to otherd to start threads.
IMHO this board needs lots of different people starting threads, not just the same old faces!!!

I was only joking promise, I'll try again soon enough.
duncanlondon wrote:

This is a bit like the G spot. It wasn't there until we were told about it.

Now they tell me there's another spot, sorry can't remember what they've called this one.
John
confused

20 May 2005

Quote by Horous
what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.

I do have a wet bed most mornings..but thats Mr Minx's fault ;)
Minx xx

20 May 2005

Quote by Horous
This morning I had a thought that had never occured to me before, is there a female equlivent of the morning erection?
I know that the male version is to stop us from wetting the bed, but I had never thought of it from a female point of view before. If you don't have a similar event, what stops you girls from having wetting the bed in the morning.
Truly confused.
John

:doh: And there's me thinking I'm waking up with a chubby 'cos I'm always feeling horny in the morning when all it really means is I should of woken up at 3am to have a piss!!!
So does this mean that when I'm an old geezer and suffering from erectile dysfunction that I will be getting up at 3am for a piss?!!!
And I thought is was because me poor old grandad had a weak bladder!!!

20 May 2005

on the erections frount i once read on a problem page this girl wrote in and said
" when my boyfriend wakes up in the morning he always has a erection and he says it wont go down untill we have sex is there anyway of solving this problem???"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
reply- erm......yeh tell him your not that stupid!!!!!! confused

louxxxxxxx

20 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
on the erections frount i once read on a problem page this girl wrote in and said
" when my boyfriend wakes up in the morning he always has a erection and he says it wont go down untill we have sex is there anyway of solving this problem???"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
reply- erm......yeh tell him your not that stupid!!!!!!
louxxxxxxx

......but his way sounds like more fun!!!

21 May 2005

Whats the story? Morning glory! Nuff said. biggrin