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Topic of conversation this morning in the chat room was do we like morning sex confused: well i don't even talk till i've had 3 coffee and a :smoke: (and i don't even smoke lol) so anyone trying to have sex with me in the morning is either daft or on a death wish :evil2: Paul only tryed it once about 12 years ago and i'm still nagging him about it..... :scared:
However it seems that most in the chat room this morning seemed to like it as a wake up call, poor old julie1964 (bless her) was almost in tears when i bunged it in room 101 dunno
so question does morning sex stay in room 101 or shall i bring it back out for julie? lol
No, it's gotta come out!
Sundays alone would warrant that.
OUT!!! Free Morning SEX!!!!! ...... I'm always horny in the morning!!!
Ya just can't beat a nice bout of love making in the morning ...... 5am. 6am ... 7am . whenever ...... nothing better than a good fuck after a nice sleep.
Anyone wanna stop over at my place???
FGS bring it back out it would ruin the whole economy if it were to be left in there....
so if i get up have a cuppa and then go back to bed for a shag does that count as morning sex dunno
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so if i get up have a cuppa and then go back to bed for a shag does that count as morning sex dunno

Gawd, yes.
Same as if you get up for a pee. (I realise this is not an option for most blokes, what with the morning glory, an' all)
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so if i get up have a cuppa and then go back to bed for a shag does that count as morning sex dunno

Gawd, yes.
Same as if you get up for a pee. (I realise this is not an option for most blokes, what with the morning glory, an' all)
But the thing is if I get up for a pee the erection goes, but when it comes back it is sooooo much better cos I am not concetrating on a full bladder.......
sometimes, morning sex is just as important as the first cup of tea, it gets the day off to a good start.
most blokes wake up with a raging hard-on most mornings, well at least i do, and, if left unattended, nags at me till at least 11am.
so all i can say is...NO to room 101
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most blokes wake up with a raging hard-on most mornings, well at least i do, and, if left unattended, nags at me till at least 11am.

so what happens at 11am, does it just go away or do u nip in the loo for a wank dunno
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most blokes wake up with a raging hard-on most mornings, well at least i do, and, if left unattended, nags at me till at least 11am.

so what happens at 11am, does it just go away or do u nip in the loo for a wank dunno
By 11am, if it hasn't been 'attended' to my balls start to ache .... then sommat has gotta give lol ...........you'd think a show of affection in the morning would be appreciated.
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most blokes wake up with a raging hard-on most mornings, well at least i do, and, if left unattended, nags at me till at least 11am.

so what happens at 11am, does it just go away or do u nip in the loo for a wank dunno
damn, my seceret is out, i hope nobody at the office is reading this :shock:
Depends what time in a morning. If I get up at 7am, by 11am I might be awake enough to consider it, but if I get up at 11am morning's nearly over so no chance.
If anyone tried to shag me just after I'd woken up, regardless of the time, I'd not be happy.
OK, sorry 'bout this. The 'morning glory' is simply a result of a full bladder pressing against glands and whathaveyou, so is all about a bucket of piss, not a bloody thing to do with affection (or even lust, for that matter).
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OK, sorry 'bout this. The 'morning glory' is simply a result of a full bladder pressing against glands and whathaveyou, so is all about a bucket of piss, not a bloody thing to do with affection (or even lust, for that matter).

so why do i still have the urge, and hard on, after i have emptied my bladder
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Depends what time in a morning. If I get up at 7am, by 11am I might be awake enough to consider it, but if I get up at 11am morning's nearly over so no chance.
If anyone tried to shag me just after I'd woken up, regardless of the time, I'd not be happy.

see thats just how i feel :thumbup:
i'm sooooooooooooo glad i'm not the only one lol
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OK, sorry 'bout this. The 'morning glory' is simply a result of a full bladder pressing against glands and whathaveyou, so is all about a bucket of piss, not a bloody thing to do with affection (or even lust, for that matter).

so why do i still have the urge, and hard on, after i have emptied my bladder
ermmm cause ur a man rotflmao
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OK, sorry 'bout this. The 'morning glory' is simply a result of a full bladder pressing against glands and whathaveyou, so is all about a bucket of piss, not a bloody thing to do with affection (or even lust, for that matter).

so why do i still have the urge, and hard on, after i have emptied my bladder
ermmm cause ur a man rotflmao
hey, good point :twisted: lol
well i like sex in the afternoon, always seem hornier then, which is a bummer cos my mans never around then, so have to keep myself entertained biggrin
Lindaxxx
I always feel horny as hell in the morning - Always have done, I find it really erotic starting the day with sex.....
It's been a sore point with my ex though, as she's a night-time person mainly, by which time I am zedding away like a good 'un!
Rick confused
If morning sex goes into Room 101 I will sulk, big time.
I love it when it's middle of the night type morning sex, around 5am - all dreamy and surreal - then you go back to sleep all cuddled up and refuel until proper morning sex kicks in, once the alarm's gone off...... lol
So long as I have has time to clean my teeth, if I haven't then it has to be from behind. lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
You need to take into consideration that on a Monday to Friday, most of us leave it too the last possibile minute to get up then geating ready let alone time for morning festivities.
Sat mornings are usually spent shaking off the hangover and that just leaves Sundays. :yawn:
Cant speak for the ladies out there, but for me there is nothing more horny than waking up to that feeling of having certain body parts gently massaged and licked buy my woman, she knows just how wake me so that is not a shock to the system and by the time I am fully awake the sergeant major is ready for action. Oh what bliss.
blast passionkiss hump :hump: :hump:
(“for me there is nothing more horny “ I retract that statement, having it done by two women would be sooooooooooooo much hornier :twisted: ) innocent
OMG, Just love sex in the morning.
Yes ok - I agree with the full bladder thing etc etc, but still, having sex first thing is definitely a must - even though it rarely happens to me (well not with someone).
Plus on the odd occasion it can be just so romantic.
Wake up in the morning, sun streaming through the windows, you open your eyes and look at the woman your with to discover, yes she is as beautiful as she was last night.
That's when you take her in your arms, hold her close, feel her rhythmic breathing on your body as she sleeps and just let nature take it's course.
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OK, sorry 'bout this. The 'morning glory' is simply a result of a full bladder pressing against glands and whathaveyou, so is all about a bucket of piss, not a bloody thing to do with affection (or even lust, for that matter).

you seem very certain about this for a person who's never had an erection. note that every man here disagrees with you...
for me... i love sex in the morning. well, evening, middle of the night, afternoon, whenever. you can pretty much wake me up any time you want, and as long as there's a sexual intention involved, that's fine.
I simply love it when I am woken up in the morning by a woman touching me all over and stroking my cock.. I think it is great to have sex then.. So keep sex in the morning out of that room lol
I'm so sick of sex! evil
Now to wake up to a long slow session of passionate.....
Oh never mind.
No way can we bin morning glory, its one of the greatest pleasures in life, for me it starts the day perfectly, mmmmmmmmmmmm great sex then a shower then toast and coffee and people wonder why I'm so cheery when I first get to work!!!
mmmm.... morning sex..... mmmmmm.... well from anytime of night to anytime of the morning is fine by me...... but must agree that very early morning i.e. around is fantastic!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
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So long as I have has time to clean my teeth, if I haven't then it has to be from behind. lol :lol: :lol:
Ja
XXX
me too, rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: not a morning girl myself, but im rampant in the afternoon and cant get enough at night time wink :wink: