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Mornington Crescent?

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A classic series of moves never actually seen in the game before, Arnos Grove followed by Picadilly with a Morning Star while a player was in Nid at Amersham all while under the Parcells-Wump stipulation. I believe such a combination was hypothesised by Slitting J. Cascade in his seminal treatise Mornington Crescent, A Professional Companion (Fable & Fable 1892) but it was thought that actually playing such a combination would create a small black hole somewhere in the vicinity of Brent Cross. As I am reliably informed that John Lewis is still standing I can only conclude this has not happened. I therefore feel emboldened to follow this up with a Double Reverse Enumeration with partially coloured Finises to The Oval. I sincerely hope the gasworks survives the experience, we shall no doubt be told on the News.
I would point out that the combinations we have seen do have the effect of blowing the wrappings off all Nids and snibbling is once again permitted at Bethnal Green.
Resonance wrote something like: To finish the look it will be a string vest, with egg yolk spilt down the front.
Q: But if you already are wearing the t-shirt you won’t see the vest. Or vice versa. Or about face. Or Seiquas non fornicatum in um vobieardiriem jetzt.
Either way she made not know it's you until too late. Just a thought. Don't want to tarnish your trombone.
Wildfire: Glad for your reminder of Slitting J. Cascade and his seminal treatise. It truly makes the eyes water. Mind you, not as much as it does when reminded of the fourth time he tried it. Twas not black hole either. More of a sort of beige. May he find rest somewhere.
You continue with Oval. It would make a difference if I knew who was next.
If it were me I would keep quiet.