OMG!
I really feel for you, that's worse that getting caught having a wank by your mother in law!!!
Many many moons ago, when i was but a young slip of a thing( like I was ever a slip of anything lmao) I had arranged to meet my( then girlfriend, now wife) in a shopping centre. I arrived a little early and to me my surprise saw her, with her back to me at the pre-arranged meeting place( I was surprised cause she is never early for anything).
Employing my best quiet as a mouse tactics, i decided to surprise her, sneaked up behind her, placed my arms around her squeezed her tits and whispered in her ear "how much for a shag".......
I know ya can see whats coming and ya right....... it wasn't my girlfriend but a total stranger who was suitably unimpressed with me.
She(naughtynymphos) arrived about 30 seconds later, whilst the distraught woman was still screaming bloody murder at me, and fortuneatly, having seen the woman i was supposed to meet had to relent and admit that from behind it was an easy mistake to make.... she still wasn't impressed but at least understood...
they say everyone has a twin somewhere.. but what a way to meet my wifes lmao
Hell no thats fuckin bad dude! funny tho!
Organisation!
A few years ago i was living with a girl and her parents came to stay for the weekend. Having only one double bed we did the honourable thing and let them take it, while we shared a single bed in the spare room.
Having had a good evening in the pub me and the other half went to bed quite merry.
(I now know!) In the middle of the night i got up for a wee (bollock naked) and totally on auto pilot instead of returning to the spare room i went back to my bed. Climbed in between the outlaws and went back to sleep.
I can't really express the horror i felt when i woke up in the morning alone in a double bed. The poor parents had woken up and gone downstairs, spending the rest of the night on the sofa.
Happy days.
ops: ANY ONE ELSE BEEN THIS DUMB? :shock: :color: 
