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Fanny farts!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
Quote by xxdevil69
Fanny farts!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

What's a "fanny fart" ????? wink
My most embarrassing moment was when I had to ask a lass "is it in" ??? confused
She complained my ring was hurting her, so I took my watch off redface
Thinking we'd been stood up after telling our entire village we had a date.
Thankfully, he did turn up, just a few hours late. We'd never have lived it down in our local, otherwise.
PS to xxDevil69 - GREAT BREASTS!!!!
How about kncocking on the wrong house!!! :shock: Good job I was discreet in how I acted when a female answered the door. I had to pretend I was some sort of salesman looking for <name> and I was duly pointed in the right direction......
Phew
Being sick in a bin at Adam and Eve's was a wee bit embarrassing, but no-one actually saw, so that's OK cool
we never saw.. so dont worry, we WERE slightly wary of going downstairs though! lol
was out rabitin (the little peoples version of ur doggin) me pet rabbit biddy needs lots of exercise
well sure didn't i come across a bunch fairies(da little ppl not the boys who like each other) having an out door sex session well lord i was mesmerised
sure me eyes were near poppin out of me head well me hand slipped inside me britches rolleyes and was randier than me pet goat plunket
well a lovely little water nyph seen me and beconded me over we i shifted like a march hare
this was where it all went wrong as i ran across the wet grass i slipped fallen in to a freshly laid cow pat redface well as i dragged me head out the roars of laugher that assaulted me was loader than the heavenly choirs on a sunday morning
to this day the odd 1 walks past and will tip there hat and giggle
saying that the nyph did take pity on me and after me taking a dip in the river we rolled round in the field till the cows came home about in the morning wink
We were at La Chambre once and M was busy fucking a guy while I fed her mouth with cock. She took turns with us for an hour or so and when she was finally satisfied, the first guy she spotted, right next to us, was her postman from work!
I once fell off one in a park... confused
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We were at La Chambre once and M was busy fucking a guy while I fed her mouth with cock. She took turns with us for an hour or so and when she was finally satisfied, the first guy she spotted, right next to us, was her postman from work!

thats brilliant!!! Hows his delivery now? wink