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Quote by da69ve
you've taken chill pills...
me i've just taken my sensible pills! lol

da68ve - quick ! ! ! ! !
Half a pint of salt water, or - stick your finger up your arse, then suck it (your finger) before the sensible pills get into your blood stream.
bucket of cold water coming up!! CHILL OUT FOLKS its bank holiday Monday, 1st May - anyone said white rabbits three times this morning?
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bucket of cold water coming up!! CHILL OUT FOLKS its bank holiday Monday, 1st May - anyone said white rabbits three times this morning?

Pinch punch, first of the month!
lol
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bucket of cold water coming up!! CHILL OUT FOLKS its bank holiday Monday, 1st May - anyone said white rabbits three times this morning?

Pinch punch, first of the month!
lol
arh Jags forgot about that one :lol: :sparring: :thumbup:
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I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?

I say old man what about the shoppers, uart to consider them, what. Not everyone wants to see it.
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I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?

I say old man what about the shoppers, uart to consider them, what. Not everyone wants to see it.
And indeed we did... those newly piled high columns of loss-leader pork chops proved an invaluable screen.
Quote by delsutton
I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?

I say old man what about the shoppers, uart to consider them, what. Not everyone wants to see it.
And indeed we did... those newly piled high columns of loss-leader pork chops proved an invaluable screen.
what? against the overhead CCTV cameras?
would pee myself m8 if u ended up on one of those TV shows where they catch people on camera shagging in lifts, car-parks etc.............
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I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?

I say old man what about the shoppers, uart to consider them, what. Not everyone wants to see it.
Sod to the shoppers, I would be more worried about my cooked meats :shock:
lol
Quote by DeeCee
what? against the overhead CCTV cameras?
.............

rotflmao
It's been known .....................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57088.html
or the bacon slicer :shock:
H.x
Here goes:
The London Underground in Rush hour
The top of the Blackpool Tower
In the audience during the Rocky Horror Show in several venues around the UK. (once standing beside her boyfriend & he didn't know. :twisted: )
Many of the Castles around Scotland, preferably above the main gate.
In casualty.
On stage in Panto with the back end of the cow.
In the back of a hearse going down the M8.
In a pulpit.
They're probably the most unusual ones for me.
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Here goes:
The London Underground in Rush hour
The top of the Blackpool Tower
In the audience during the Rocky Horror Show in several venues around the UK. (once standing beside her boyfriend & he didn't know. :twisted: )
Many of the Castles around Scotland, preferably above the main gate.
In casualty.
On stage in Panto with the back end of the cow.
In the back of a hearse going down the M8.
In a pulpit.
They're probably the most unusual ones for me.

He's behind you!
Quote by da69ve
Here goes:
The London Underground in Rush hour
The top of the Blackpool Tower
In the audience during the Rocky Horror Show in several venues around the UK. (once standing beside her boyfriend & he didn't know. :twisted: )
Many of the Castles around Scotland, preferably above the main gate.
In casualty.
On stage in Panto with the back end of the cow.
In the back of a hearse going down the M8.
In a pulpit.
They're probably the most unusual ones for me.

He's behind you!
OH NO HE ISN'T
I bumped into a fuck buddy whilst shopping and we shagged in the base of a stair well at about am.
Also I had a wonderful wank during a mid summer thunderstorm in a field of freshly rained on meadow grass. Completely starkers of course.
Do I bring up lightning rods here or is someone else going to beat me to it.
H.x
I actually have two contenders for this one.
First, being puiled off by a girl after a student party outside the gates of Buckingham Palace or alternatively, being given a BJ while presenting a radio programme on hospital radio
How's that?
I'm definitely going to have to get around a bit more. I'm damn impressed with some of these places.
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Kate, Please believe me that I am not being judgemental about you, but it worries me that there are professionals who will take advantage of patients. It is not a problem if you had met said dentist entirely socially, and then went back to his dental chair (fab scenario) but if you had been patient first even if some time before, then that is professional misconduct even if you were an entirely willing consensual partner

oh god oh god oh god.....what have i started here...... confused
lucyfingers....thank you for your concern.....i fully understand the point u were making.....but in this instance the only person who could have been accussed of misconduct is myself! wink lol :wink: :lol:
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The house of commons - just in a meeting room, not in the chamber itself - yet! ;)

Wasn't John Prescott was it? He seems to enjoy a shag in the 'Commons' confused wink
Dear god no! lol
Quote by Emily

The house of commons - just in a meeting room, not in the chamber itself - yet! ;)

Wasn't John Prescott was it? He seems to enjoy a shag in the 'Commons' confused wink
Dear god no! lol
definately one for " turning the lights off"
Quote by Emily

The house of commons - just in a meeting room, not in the chamber itself - yet! ;)

Wasn't John Prescott was it? He seems to enjoy a shag in the 'Commons' confused wink
Dear god no! lol
must be Anne Widdicome then :shock:
God I'm dull the best I can do is a few times in the car and once on the 17th hole at the local golf club.
Nr worksop, welbeck abbey there is the entrance(gated) to the tunnel to the abbey with a derelict cottage to the right....against the wall trousers down skirt up wink
also several other histroic ruins in the midlands thats buildings...... not me or the lady rolleyes
Not forgetting over my office desk after finding doing it on the swivel chair with arms was just to difficult and in breach of H&S regulations redface
Now its if rather than where mad
Quote by meat2pleaseu

The house of commons - just in a meeting room, not in the chamber itself - yet! ;)

Wasn't John Prescott was it? He seems to enjoy a shag in the 'Commons' confused wink
Dear god no! lol
must be Anne Widdicome then :shock:
Ewwwww!
Tho just imagine her & Prescott together sad
I did it in my bedroom with the lights off once or twice redface
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I did it in my bedroom with the lights off once or twice redface

Now that's really kinky wink lol
train between liverpool and st helens
back seat of a car driving through colchester town centre
In a guard room in an amunition depot in germany
army medical centre (very close call)
up a tree
on a big rock outside accomodation block Blackdown barracks
in a sentry box windsor castle
in a canoe
reeperbahn hamburg outside a sex shop
in bed 1 saturday afternoon