STOP IT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
bucket of cold water coming up!! CHILL OUT FOLKS its bank holiday Monday, 1st May - anyone said white rabbits three times this morning?
or the bacon slicer :shock:
H.x
Here goes:
The London Underground in Rush hour
The top of the Blackpool Tower
In the audience during the Rocky Horror Show in several venues around the UK. (once standing beside her boyfriend & he didn't know. :twisted: )
Many of the Castles around Scotland, preferably above the main gate.
In casualty.
On stage in Panto with the back end of the cow.
In the back of a hearse going down the M8.
In a pulpit.
They're probably the most unusual ones for me.
I bumped into a fuck buddy whilst shopping and we shagged in the base of a stair well at about am.
Also I had a wonderful wank during a mid summer thunderstorm in a field of freshly rained on meadow grass. Completely starkers of course.
Do I bring up lightning rods here or is someone else going to beat me to it.
H.x
I actually have two contenders for this one.
First, being puiled off by a girl after a student party outside the gates of Buckingham Palace or alternatively, being given a BJ while presenting a radio programme on hospital radio
How's that?
I'm definitely going to have to get around a bit more. I'm damn impressed with some of these places.
God I'm dull the best I can do is a few times in the car and once on the 17th hole at the local golf club.
and now imagine if they had kids :shock:
train between liverpool and st helens
back seat of a car driving through colchester town centre
In a guard room in an amunition depot in germany
army medical centre (very close call)
up a tree
on a big rock outside accomodation block Blackdown barracks
in a sentry box windsor castle
in a canoe
reeperbahn hamburg outside a sex shop
in bed 1 saturday afternoon