I was wondering where the more unusual places people have had sex are. I've had a hand job near the meat counter at Tesco's 24hr (at around 2 o'clock in the morning) when there were very few people around. And very nice it was too!
Any other tales...?
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Most unusual place you've ever...
Sexlightened
double decker bus, grass embankment nr a main road, in works loo, manchester victoria train station loo ermmmmm various pub loo's (just reminded me someone stuck there mobile under the door, took a pic and showed it round the pub) erm lots of other dull places lol best of all is always in bed of course, just as long as it ain't ours lolololcat
Go on then, it's not been done for a while.................
Front decks of a Scorpion Light Tank on the edge of a pine forest in W Germany.
(Google image)
One of the funniest/giggly ones (simulated - of course ) was in the glass lift at a hotel in Nottingham after one of the Munches.
Much to the amusement of the stag party stood outside the hotel.
I think we kept pressing the top then first floor buttons for about 10/15 minutes.
Front decks of a Scorpion Light Tank on the edge of a pine forest in W Germany.
(Google image)
One of the funniest/giggly ones (simulated - of course
) was in the glass lift at a hotel in Nottingham after one of the Munches. Much to the amusement of the stag party stood outside the hotel.
I think we kept pressing the top then first floor buttons for about 10/15 minutes.
Quote by H-x
I feel deprived, no where really unusual, beach, car, van, bike, field, layby. One of my favs is my kitchen island unit, perfect height.
Looks like I'm going to have to be more inventive.
H.x
Truck ????
I'll be back at work soon and looking for shower stops and cakeybun stops nationwide
And ..........................................
I've not yet managed full sex on the catwalk
Double decker bus.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.
Quote by PoloLady
Double decker bus.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.
Is this a brag or is reality leaving me behind?
Quote by delsutton
Double decker bus.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.
Is this a brag or is reality leaving me behind?
It's my answer to your question
Quote by PoloLady
Double decker bus.
At a train station.
On a train.
The sun-deck of a ferry.
In a Triumph Herald out side my house on the main road.
At the bar in a pub - it is what open crotch jeans were made for
On the roof of a HA Viva.
On the office desk during office hours.
And if we are counting hand-jobs/finger play/oral....
In a car at a car showroom.
Hospital ward.
Tesco and Co-op.
M6.
Ann Summers.
Casino.
LazerQuest.
Blackpool Tower.
Is this a brag or is reality leaving me behind?
It's my answer to your question
Exactly.......... help!
Quote by dambuster
Sorry H-x.
I couldn't resist that one.
The catwalk is a metal plate or grid, fastened behind the cab of the unit.
It gives a safe (allegedly) place to stand while the driver connects the curly lines (Suzies) you can sometimes see bewteen the unit and the trailer.
Well I must admit to being disappointed, how long have you been driving for? and you've never done it on your catwalk. Shame on you.
H.x
Sex God
I don't think I have in an unusual place
Clearly need to get it sorted out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Clearly need to get it sorted out>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Quote by PoloLady
At a train station.
Hospital ward.
.
.
Hmm, we have at least two things in common....not only did I shag someone at the train station but it was in the staff kitchens at a train station (several times
). Also had 'mutual' hand job whilst I was in hospital, flat on my back in bed, earlier this year :wink: :wink: Also, graveyard at St Mary Redcliffe Church (well Queen Elizabeth the 1st did say it was 'the fairest and godliest church in England' so had to try it out :wink:
)Few other daft places too, but favourite for 'naffness' is beside the boating lake at Butlins in Minehead :shock:
graveyard
church :twisted:
nightclub
doorway outside nightclub
carpark of nightclub
sex shop in Soho
probably every beauty spot in Derbyshire (acoustics at Black Rocks are fantastic :lol: )
and top of the pile is the toilets of a prison visting room & inside a prison cell :shock: :twisted:
(no i'm not a P.O :lol: )
church :twisted:
nightclub
doorway outside nightclub
carpark of nightclub
sex shop in Soho
probably every beauty spot in Derbyshire (acoustics at Black Rocks are fantastic :lol: )
and top of the pile is the toilets of a prison visting room & inside a prison cell :shock: :twisted:
(no i'm not a P.O :lol: )
Sex God
in a denitists chair! :lol:
:lol: Quote by Darkfire
graveyard
church :twisted:
nightclub
doorway outside nightclub
carpark of nightclub
sex shop in Soho
probably every beauty spot in Derbyshire (acoustics at Black Rocks are fantastic :lol: )
and top of the pile is the toilets of a prison visting room & inside a prison cell :shock: :twisted:
(no i'm not a P.O :lol: )
That's reminded me, men's toilets at a Buzzcocks gig (that venue had cleaner men's toilets than they had women's :shock: ). Ice skating rink (round the back of the DJ's stand)
Quote by flidais-media
graveyard
church :twisted:
nightclub
doorway outside nightclub
carpark of nightclub
sex shop in Soho
probably every beauty spot in Derbyshire (acoustics at Black Rocks are fantastic :lol: )
and top of the pile is the toilets of a prison visting room & inside a prison cell :shock: :twisted:
(no i'm not a P.O :lol: )
That's reminded me, men's toilets at a Buzzcocks gig (that venue had cleaner men's toilets than they had women's :shock: ). Ice skating rink (round the back of the DJ's stand)
I like the Buzzcocks (the ewarly stuff only though). When did you see them (or not as the case sounds as if it might have been?)
Quote by delsutton
graveyard
church :twisted:
nightclub
doorway outside nightclub
carpark of nightclub
sex shop in Soho
probably every beauty spot in Derbyshire (acoustics at Black Rocks are fantastic :lol: )
and top of the pile is the toilets of a prison visting room & inside a prison cell :shock: :twisted:
(no i'm not a P.O :lol: )
That's reminded me, men's toilets at a Buzzcocks gig (that venue had cleaner men's toilets than they had women's :shock: ). Ice skating rink (round the back of the DJ's stand)
I like the Buzzcocks (the ewarly stuff only though). When did you see them (or not as the case sounds as if it might have been?)
Sorry, but have to smile at you only liking the 'early stuff' as, it has been generally agreed by just about everyone, that they are the one band who have barely altered over the last thirty years..their latest album sounding as 'Buzzcocky' as their first
As for where I saw them, well, I've been going to Buzzcocks gigs for the last 30 years so have seen them in dozens of venues..but the one where I didn't quite see the show was at a venue near to me (no I'm not going to name it, sorry :wink: )
i broke into a old picture house and had sex there but was later arrested by the police and they had to call my parents, they were not happy.. ive had oral sex with deb doing 80 up the m1.. u can guess who was reveiving..debbie has had sex at sheffield utd's ground with a sheff u player..
Sex God
Quote by DAVEANDDEBBIE69
i broke into a old picture house and had sex there but was later arrested by the police and they had to call my parents, they were not happy.. ive had oral sex with deb doing 80 up the m1.. u can guess who was reveiving..debbie has had sex at sheffield utd's ground with a sheff u player..
Being honest if its not bollocks let me know when you are out next and I will keep off the road. Were you using your mobile at the same time
Mr Tweeky
