Well I really am surpassing myself for the numpty award of the year me thinks
My car went in for an MOT today and my darling mechanic of over 20 yrs aquaintance (and as vanilla as they come) came and took the car away for me last night so he could get it into the garage early.
So you say whats the problem ... my problem is
I LEFT A FULL PACK OF CONDOMS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT :crazy:
Sweating buckets now that no one opens it up and finds them there
DD (panic attack button well and truly pressed today)
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I don't think you have anything to worry about, most MOT places don't look in the glove compartment, and if they did, I think I'd be more worried if they'd found an empty pack in there 
Mod
Could have been worse, could have left u.................., no. It's lunchtime. Not appropriate to mention used condoms on the back seat.
So I won't - aren't I nice? :smile2:
Mal
So I won't - aren't I nice? :smile2:
Mal
Quote by devondelight
Well I really am surpassing myself for the numpty award of the year me thinks
My car went in for an MOT today and my darling mechanic of over 20 yrs aquaintance (and as vanilla as they come) came and took the car away for me last night so he could get it into the garage early.
So you say whats the problem ... my problem is
I LEFT A FULL PACK OF CONDOMS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT :crazy:
Sweating buckets now that no one opens it up and finds them there
DD (panic attack button well and truly pressed today)
It's getting to be one of those weeks for you DD!!!!
Well - if he greets you with a big smile and says it's passed - even though the exhaust is falling off and the brakes don't work - you can safely assume he found them.
How big was the box btw 3, 12, 24, 144???????
Sexlightened
If he asks just say, "Oh them! they came with the fisrt aid kit"
Master of Sex
I used to be the site manager of a car valeting company years ago, and we found all sorts of things in customers cars. Condoms, naughty pics, sex toys, underwear etc.
Was it a packet of 3, or a bulk pack of 144 DD???
Was it a packet of 3, or a bulk pack of 144 DD???
Sex God
Don't worry..... my boot is packed to the gills with all sorts of sex toys , outfits, naughty underwear and rude games!
The glove box is the same.... stashed with lube and condoms. No-body said anything.
Don't worry!
The glove box is the same.... stashed with lube and condoms. No-body said anything.
Don't worry!
I have mentioned my ex wife on another post - she didn't like porn when we first got married (but I managed to convert her onto that at least, eventually!)
Having had at least one cache at home discovered, I kept my porn mag collection in the boot of my car, on top of the spare wheel. Forgot about it until I went to a Quickfit place to have the tyres checked and replaced. DOH!!!
The faces on those mechanics.....
Having had at least one cache at home discovered, I kept my porn mag collection in the boot of my car, on top of the spare wheel. Forgot about it until I went to a Quickfit place to have the tyres checked and replaced. DOH!!!
The faces on those mechanics.....
Bulk buy ..BULK BUY how flukcing big do you think my glove compartment is ... no on second thoughts don't answer that one :doh:
DD
DD
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
Bulk buy .. BULK BUY how flukcing big do you think my glove compartment is ... no on second thoughts don't answer that one :doh:
DD
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:At least you haven't tried to take your bicycle on the bus yet!
Yes but I have tried to put water in the oil tank of my car 
ops: :oops:
Re-heat a dinner on the stove with a pan and no water :oops: :oops: :oops:
Drive a car up the motorway with no fuel in it :doh: :doh: :doh:
DD
ops: :oops: Re-heat a dinner on the stove with a pan and no water :oops: :oops: :oops:
Drive a car up the motorway with no fuel in it :doh: :doh: :doh:
DD
Quote by naughtynymphos1
be interesting to see if its still a full pack when you get the car back
And even more interesting if she asks where the missing one(s) went to!
Will def be asking for a discount on my MOT then :happy: :happy: :happy:
DD
DD
Quote by da69ve
Talking about glove compartments.......the other morning i pulled out a pair of my wifes knickers from it (i was looking for a cloth to wipe the windscreen).....its bugging me how they got in there
She hasn't been watching that advert on TV where she gets the bed to herself by placing a pair of knickers in her partners glove compartment
DD
Quote by devondelight
Talking about glove compartments.......the other morning i pulled out a pair of my wifes knickers from it (i was looking for a cloth to wipe the windscreen).....its bugging me how they got in there
She hasn't been watching that advert on TV where she gets the bed to herself by placing a pair of knickers in her partners glove compartment
DD
Now thats a thought.........perhaps i should put a pair of my pants in their place and do it to her!
Quote by stuartrossy1
who gives a damn about the condoms, it shows you are a responsible person!!
at least it was'nt a dildo!!
Well not surpising my dildo isn't in the glove compartment ...
It won't bloomin well fit :twisted:
DD
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Sex God
Quote by devondelightmm should be in the dogging section
Well I really am surpassing myself for the numpty award of the year me thinks
My car went in for an MOT today and my darling mechanic of over 20 yrs aquaintance (and as vanilla as they come) came and took the car away for me last night so he could get it into the garage early.
So you say whats the problem ... my problem is
I LEFT A FULL PACK OF CONDOMS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT :crazy:
Sweating buckets now that no one opens it up and finds them there
DD (panic attack button well and truly pressed today)
could be worse "sorry mrs its failed 1 of the condoms is bust" :lol: Phew well all is well ... mechanic never gave me any funny looks although he did stand half way down the garden path from me in the dark :shock:
Am I really that scarey ..... MOT done .. car returned .. condoms in glove compartment so all it well :happy:
DD
Am I really that scarey ..... MOT done .. car returned .. condoms in glove compartment so all it well :happy:
DD
