Mother in law etiquette

12 Oct 2005

Recently my mother in law came to stay (for a month) and in the process of frustrating the hell out of our sex life, agravating the missus and generally trying too hard to be of assistance, it became apparent that she would wear a rather skimpy outfit that could otherwise be deemed as pyjamas.
My dilemna is thus:
a. Should I, when the opportunity arises, be taking a peak at her arse as she walks up the stairs in front of me?
b. Should I, when it is on display by intent or accident is unknown but likely to be accident, be staring at her box, muff, pussy, call it what you will?
c. Should I discuss with her the benefits of personal grooming and mention that the thing seriously needs a trim?
d. Should I whilst fishing with my father in law and the lads drop subtle snippets into the discussion about the benefits of personal grooming, trimming and coifure for the lads to expand upon, unwittingly, of course!
Yours in perplexity!
confused

: :doh:

12 Oct 2005

Just be grateful you haven't had to eat it.... imagine the size of the fucking furball...... Kyack,,kyack..plop! innocent

I think you may need to take yourself outside and give yourself a stern thrashing thinking about your dear Mum-in-Law... than thank your lucky stars she ain't riding a broomstick..

12 Oct 2005

if she is doing that in fron of u could be two things 1. she dont give shit about wot u could said about it 2. she is just trying to seduce u ....... smackbottom

good luck dude

12 Oct 2005

First of all my commiserations for having your mother in law staying with you, all i can say is your a braver man than me if your even considering staring at your mother in laws bits. I shudder and cringe at the thought of staring at my mother in laws bits. Oh dear i think iam gona be sick :!:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by j_jones1969
Recently my mother in law came to stay (for a month) and in the process of frustrating the hell out of our sex life, agravating the missus and generally trying too hard to be of assistance, it became apparent that she would wear a rather skimpy outfit that could otherwise be deemed as pyjamas.
My dilemna is thus:
a. Should I, when the opportunity arises, be taking a peak at her arse as she walks up the stairs in front of me?
b. Should I, when it is on display by intent or accident is unknown but likely to be accident, be staring at her box, muff, pussy, call it what you will?
c. Should I discuss with her the benefits of personal grooming and mention that the thing seriously needs a trim?
d. Should I whilst fishing with my father in law and the lads drop subtle snippets into the discussion about the benefits of personal grooming, trimming and coifure for the lads to expand upon, unwittingly, of course!
Yours in perplexity!
: :doh:

And to answer..........................
a). Yes if it is nice enough.
b). See a).
c). You know when saying things at work can be seen as "not a good career move"
well saying anything about this would be classed as "not good for long life
expectancy".
d). See c).
Hope that helps :grin:

12 Oct 2005

Yes well to be a little more specific, the arse is nice in fact the whole figure is quite presentable and she is a good bird, great fun usually (as much as mothers in law can be).
I was truly disappointed at the state of personal grooming as it is not representative of how she is as a person.
As for attraction either way there is none.
Despite the lack of attraction, as a red blooded man I am duty bound to take a peek where opportunity knocks, surely? In fact I find it positively impossible not to but despite my shortcomings I have never yet seen an unknown wanton lass showing me various nefarious parts of her anatomy in a public place let alone take advantage of said wanton lass's wilful exposure.
Yours in surreptitious ogling! cool

12 Oct 2005

Quote by j_jones1969
I was truly disappointed at the state of personal grooming as it is not representative of how she is as a person.

How do you work that one out? dunno

Does the way a person deports themself have any bearing on the cut (or not) of their pubes? :dunno: :confused:
Maybe she likes them all overgrown and wild. Maybe that in itself says something about her?
Or maybe she is just of that generation who would never dream of shaving *down below*?
Never mind . . . I'm sure you can live with the disappointment of knowing that your MIL does not shave to your satisfaction rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne

12 Oct 2005

well if it was my mother in law i'd prob throw up and try not to think about it :shock:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by j_jones1969
Recently my mother in law came to stay (for a month) and in the process of frustrating the hell out of our sex life, agravating the missus and generally trying too hard to be of assistance, it became apparent that she would wear a rather skimpy outfit that could otherwise be deemed as pyjamas.
My dilemna is thus:
a. Should I, when the opportunity arises, be taking a peak at her arse as she walks up the stairs in front of me?
b. Should I, when it is on display by intent or accident is unknown but likely to be accident, be staring at her box, muff, pussy, call it what you will?
c. Should I discuss with her the benefits of personal grooming and mention that the thing seriously needs a trim?
d. Should I whilst fishing with my father in law and the lads drop subtle snippets into the discussion about the benefits of personal grooming, trimming and coifure for the lads to expand upon, unwittingly, of course!
Yours in perplexity!
: :doh:

safest bet?
Close your eyes,its you MIL its wrong!!!!
Keep your mouth firmly shut and you can get yourself into trouble.
I know if Steve turned around and said he'd been looking at my mum id slap him and be disgusted!

12 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot

I was truly disappointed at the state of personal grooming as it is not representative of how she is as a person.

How do you work that one out? dunno

Does the way a person deports themself have any bearing on the cut (or not) of their pubes? :dunno: :confused:
Maybe she likes them all overgrown and wild. Maybe that in itself says something about her?
Or maybe she is just of that generation who would never dream of shaving *down below*?
Never mind . . . I'm sure you can live with the disappointment of knowing that your MIL does not shave to your satisfaction rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne
I like it all thick and bushy mmm, mind you that is not to say I dont like completely shaven or partially shaven. I'd go for a+b as I love older women (and any women as long as 18)
Oh dear is it telling that I am sat here all unloved lonely and very desperate :cry:

12 Oct 2005

Keep her up late one night, let her fall asleep in the armchair and give her a shave!

12 Oct 2005

Quote by j_jones1969
Recently my mother in law came to stay (for a month) and in the process of frustrating the hell out of our sex life, agravating the missus and generally trying too hard to be of assistance, it became apparent that she would wear a rather skimpy outfit that could otherwise be deemed as pyjamas.
My dilemna is thus:
a. Should I, when the opportunity arises, be taking a peak at her arse as she walks up the stairs in front of me?
b. Should I, when it is on display by intent or accident is unknown but likely to be accident, be staring at her box, muff, pussy, call it what you will?
c. Should I discuss with her the benefits of personal grooming and mention that the thing seriously needs a trim?
d. Should I whilst fishing with my father in law and the lads drop subtle snippets into the discussion about the benefits of personal grooming, trimming and coifure for the lads to expand upon, unwittingly, of course!
Yours in perplexity!
: :doh:

a) peek..... yes. Prolonged stare.... no.
b)No.
c)Has your wife ever asked your Dad about his bits?
d)Unless you're pally with your Dad-in-law, avoid any subjects like that altogether.
e)Don't tell your wife! lol

12 Oct 2005

She 's showing you the future?

13 Oct 2005

how did she get past the observation towers,, barbed wire fences and killer alsatians
was she on her feckin broom again

13 Oct 2005

if your mother-in-law turns up on your doorstep, in the pouring rain, soaked to the skin, dont make her wait on the doorstep........................................................
tell her to pi55 off back home lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
She 's showing you the future?

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
That is a fucking awful thing to say.....but I like it!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Oct 2005

The future with me is definitely not in a long haired unkempt minge.
:small-print:
Unless of course it has at touch of coiffure - perhaps a Kevin Peterson look - or something similar with more vivid plumage!
:silly:

14 Oct 2005

A couple of my girlfriends have had gorgeous mums, never got any glimpse of minge though...

14 Oct 2005

You know im now worried that all future relationships the partner might be trying to check me mum out confused

........mind u i know how scary my mum is :scared: so second thoughts na wont let it worry me lol lol

14 Oct 2005

Quote by givemeahug
You know im now worried that all future relationships the partner might be trying to check me mum out ........mind u i know how scary my mum is :scared: so second thoughts na wont let it worry me lol

You think they are going to be thinking about your mum with that avatar facing them. Sad is the man who can even contemplate thinking about another woman with that glorious sight before his eyes. biggrin

Regards
Harry Jones
PS so whereabouts in the South are you, Cambridge at all?

14 Oct 2005

//.

14 Oct 2005

i suppose I`m lucky my mother-in-law is only 4 years older than me