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mounting excitement!!!!

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Well its less than an hour to go,
Sgt Bilko is shining his shoes, WBB is rallying the chat room with her award winning pop up.. and denisebabe has gone for a lie down with all the excitement. Mark is busy writing his acceptance speech for his noble prize for services to swingers
The Guinness book of records have sent two of their invigilators……. But they have not been seen since wondering into the GFZ accidentally.
There is an air of anticipation around the site……. People are running around “is there enough food for the visitors?” “has anyone remembered to buy extra loo paper?”
The reporters are already camped outside the building, eager to get a pic of the new record breakers….. will YOU be in it??????
Well busty babe decides to be the first to sign the historic document that is the “I was there… I made a difference” guest book.
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Damn it WBB you beat me by a very erect nipple,
I was just about to say, "ok folks I am here waiting for the fun to commence bring on the topless dancing girls!",
in much the same way that tomorrow I will be awaiting Venus traversing the sun
Sgt B, Sir,
Gilbert reporting for attendance on line duty, SAAAR!
I shall be there also
I'll be here at , will it be too late then?
So how does this work?
Do we all sign a thread to say we're here? I think Sarge should do rollcall. lol
Then we have a few drinks?
Then the large paddling pool full of babyoil comes out? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I am here , and I have got an erection and it has got an identity and logged on seperatley , seems only fair as he is charge in this department , does this still count , hope the relevant UN body doesn't decide I'm cheating send in peace keeping troops , although for some of the girls and trannies maybe that's not a problem.
decision numero uno is which thread to be in!
Gilbert
Well were both here waiting as the excitment mounts,and we'll be here till gone 9 for the record,then we'll be off for some record breaking of our own wink.
If anyone fancies joining us then BRING IT ON boink :boink: hump :hump: :boink: :boink:
Clare and Steve,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
bugger i'm all bewildered? what's going on??
despite being up since 4am i'm here, swollen with pride and standing to attention as SH sails into history and the record books.....but theres only 11 people logged in with 15 minutes to go??? if this turns out to be one of those swinging anti-climaxes?? well.... it just bloody well better not ok?
WBB get popping ya popup thingies and look sharp about it, while i write a special kick for those roomies who desert the cause!
neil x x x x x
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Well were both here waiting as the excitment mounts,and we'll be here till gone 9 for the record,then we'll be off for some record breaking of our own wink.
If anyone fancies joining us then BRING IT ON boink :boink: hump :hump: :boink: :boink:
Clare and Steve,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I didn't need to know that guys. *insert frustrated smiley here* lol :twisted:
whats this all about then ffs lol well here now what psmsfl,u lot l;ike to confuse me or what lol
Blimey 81 logged in the already and then up to 87 by the next time I checked !!
Here we go !
If you are all reading this then weyhey! I finally did it.
Hope the record attempt works!
90....
Quick everyone, go and tell all your neighbours to get browsing this site. lol