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Mr debbiewebs speaks

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Well i am getting the old bag to do the typing for me as she is my slave
What do me old bag darling?....shut up and get on with it! NOW! errrrrrrr yes darling ooooooooooooo sorry MASTER!
Now i want this put in big letters.................. errrrrr yes master butwhy?? ..............i cannot find me glasses! he he i have hidden thambiggrin ..what master? what am i typing?.......oooooo nouthing cleaning the key bourd he he!............
NOW ALL U WOMEN THAT R GOING TO MARKS PARTY ON THE JULY 3rd SEND ME SOME PICS ON THE OLD BAGS EMAIL ADDY! NOW!
He should be so lucky! :P.what master? ..ooo just cleening the key bourd agan
I WANT PICS OF TITS BUMS AND PUSSY! ....NOW I HAVE SEEN
ONE!
....... has he??? come on own up who was that?
AND NOW I WANT TO SEE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW!!!!!.....................oowee he can be so master full can u give me ashag now master 4 being a good girl?
Only when i get those pics..............Hurry girls help me out here needa shag! rolleyes
NOW OK OK >WHO WAS THE WISE GUY WHO SENT A PIC OF A TOY CAT STUCK ON THE END OF HIS DICK??..... he he it was me !.........................its great want u can do with power point :D
errrrrrrrrrrr whos changed the titel from mr debbiewebs has anousment ...................to....mr debbiewebs speaks!
Now come on come on own up!!!!! who was it????????
Oooooooooooooooooooo MARK darling it was u! kiss
Now Mark shell i tell tham now? Ok OK !
Ok here we go
MR DEBBIEWEBS HAS GONE!!!!!!!............. SO ALL U CHICKEN MEN CAN COME OUT NOW FROM UNDER THE TABLE
He wasent really here i was teasing u all he he rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oooooooooooo well i hope u all had a laugh Life to short!
love u all...and thankyou for the great pms i have had
love debbiexxx :kiss:
Have you been at the sherry again deary???
I was going to say redstilletto...
Female...
Speechless...
Now that is a first...?
only speechless because i was laughing so much
thats it no shag for you mr horror wink
Humph...
Guess it will have to be a ham shank AGAIN...
Mind I did discover IF I lay on my wanking hand for about 5 mins, until the feeling starts do dissipate, it feels like someone else is doing it...
Wowee....!
wink
NOT TO ME YOU HAVEN'T....But if anyone is erm reading...
YES you have hunny...MMMmmmmm
make em wonder now...
shush...our secret eh??
so youve forgotten the day i bumped into you in that bar wink
dragged you into the car park
made mad love to you
well
i
never
or did i :twisted:
Yes you did...
honest...?
You did call me by my real name hunny...
i remember asking you if it felt good and you said your ' just in ', so it must have been me???
It makes mounting the curb sound kinda sexy now dunnit!
Quote by rocky horror
Have you been at the sherry again deary???

or the vodka??
oh
ooooo
ok
yikes
wanna come and rummage round my skip
NOW U LOT!!.......BEHAVE! .....and help me out here....... as mr debbiewebs is so angre he hasent receved any pics yet!!
hes is going to bend me over his knee and get me nail out me bum with a pair of plyers!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to late!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
behave me
i always do
its not me its them lot
:shock: