Let's write a story together! The scenario involves "M" (that's Mrs Sheffieldfun4two!). I'll start it for you all to add a paragraph or two, and we'll see where it ends!
M wakes on a sunny summers day. Hubby A is away working for a couple of days and she has time to kill. She showers and takes her time applying her make-up and slips into a very short, white mini-skirt and skimpy vest........
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M's Adventure!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Then puts on her hair-net, marrigolds and best apron.
"Right" She declared, "Let me me get this bathroom cleaned if it is the last thing I do!!"
... little did she know that it would be the last thing she did. As she scrubbed the filthy scum mark from the inside of the bath and wiped up the revolting pee stains around the loo ....
after thirty minutes of whistling as she works she notices a flushy-type-handley-thing on the toilet that she had never noticed before. So she pours a little Zoflora into the bowl, scrubs at it with the brush and pushes the handle...
She notices the mirror start to shimmer (like the one in the Matrix) and reaches out to touch it...
She notices the mirror start to shimmer (like the one in the Matrix) and reaches out to touch it...
Casanova
Quote by Lazeeboy
...the mirror morphs into a hand that beckons her forward.....
...and punches her on the nose
Reeling backwards she falls onto the toilet seat where the lid is up, her slender hips pass easily through the hole leaving her stuck there feet and arms waving in the air calling for help until, much later, in fact several days later (because he's away remember), her husband gets home bursting for a piss, he literally pisses himself laughing, helps her out then they both go for a curry and laugh about the entire episode with the staff...
THE END
THE END
Casanova
It beckons her forth, this time a distant soothing voice calls her name
"come hither" it says, "I will not harm you, I was just getting your attention the first time"
"well ok" she says tentatively, where upon the mirror punches her again. She hits the floor with a thud, her head spins and through the ringing in her ears she can hear....
bollox serves me right for answering the door in the middle of typing
"come hither" it says, "I will not harm you, I was just getting your attention the first time"
"well ok" she says tentatively, where upon the mirror punches her again. She hits the floor with a thud, her head spins and through the ringing in her ears she can hear....
bollox serves me right for answering the door in the middle of typing
Sex God
But on the other hand the backyard could do with a good sweep - couldn't it?
Quickly, the sexy M cleans the entire fucking bathroom, every inch of it; it absolutely sparkling! Now she wonders where her mini skirt went. Her smooth, shaven pussy beckons. Her fingers touch her soft slit and gently begin to rub.....................
"Ah!" she moans, as she feels her body stir............
"Ah!" she moans, as she feels her body stir............
:? :? :? :? :? :?
Sex God
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poor sheffcpl... you lot are sooo mean! but funny!!!!
he is there trying to get his fantassy going...... and you lot have him debating cleaning kitchens over bathrooms!
i guess this constitutes an official hijak.. but hey.. after you lot... his moment must have gone now anyway!
Sex God
:lol: I think it's funny too WBB and maybe not such a pity for Sheff - he could write out his own fantasy and put it in the story section where people who want to could read it 
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