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Hello all, Everytime we attend a munch we are given a badge but peoples sh name is so tiny on there.I notice from the stickys that there is a set format for munch badges but wondered if anyone can tell us if there is a specific reason for everybodys title being so tiny. If you meet us at a munch and we seem to be glaring at your breasts please excuse us for in the half light were trying to read your advice is most welcome in time for the valentines munch
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Hello all, Everytime we attend a munch we are given a badge but peoples sh name is so tiny on there.I notice from the stickys that there is a set format for munch badges but wondered if anyone can tell us if there is a specific reason for everybodys title being so tiny. If you meet us at a munch and we seem to be glaring at your breasts please excuse us for in the half light were trying to read your advice is most welcome in time for the valentines munch

Maybe small so that it fits on the badge? So what if you're staring - everyone else will be? lol
That's half the fun :lol2: It's an ice-breaker having to say excuse me while I stare at your breasts :giggle:
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That's half the fun :lol2: It's an ice-breaker having to say excuse me while I stare at your breasts :giggle:

Trust you rolleyes
It does work though :thumbup:
What?? dunno innocent
There is only one cleavage I have to be careful of though.... That's Missy's.... It has a tendancy to pull me in confused :dunno:
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That's half the fun :lol2: It's an ice-breaker having to say excuse me while I stare at your breasts :giggle:

your right shireen just been looking at yours on your profile Magnificent madam
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Hello all, Everytime we attend a munch we are given a badge but peoples sh name is so tiny on there.I notice from the stickys that there is a set format for munch badges but wondered if anyone can tell us if there is a specific reason for everybodys title being so tiny. If you meet us at a munch and we seem to be glaring at your breasts please excuse us for in the half light were trying to read your advice is most welcome in time for the valentines munch

Perhaps thats why they are written so small :bounce: or its probably that they know blokes are pervs and it gives us an excuse :twisted:
Next time I'm pinning mine to the front of me trouser zipper.
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i dont need a badge everyone seems to know who i am redface i stand there saying who the feck are you confused
takes :notes: to perve alot more rolleyes
Tune
Be careful lol
Badges:-
Having made several, often the names are too long, the small size might be so they all look the same, and we don't get comments, his / hers is bigger than mine etc etc :lol:
Ever tried to make 150+ badges and get them all right! :lol: :lol: :lol:
At the last Nottingham Munch there was a discussion at pre munch drinkies, and some one commeted sticky labels and pen at the door and you wrote your own on when you arrive, might be the way to go. biggrin
To me personally, a munch is NOT about the badges, it is about meeting people and chatting, if people don't have a badge and I want to talk to them I just go up and ask who they are and start a conversation......
Then of course you do get the odd munch badge thief redface who ends up wearing about 10 badges and you have to work out which one is right!!
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Tune
Be careful lol
Badges:-
Having made several, often the names are too long, the small size might be so they all look the same, and we don't get comments, his / hers is bigger than mine etc etc :lol:
Ever tried to make 150+ badges and get them all right! :lol: :lol: :lol:
At the last Nottingham Munch there was a discussion at pre munch drinkies, and some one commeted sticky labels and pen at the door and you wrote your own on when you arrive, might be the way to go. biggrin
To me personally, a munch is NOT about the badges, it is about meeting people and chatting, if people don't have a badge and I want to talk to them I just go up and ask who they are and start a conversation......
Then of course you do get the odd munch badge theif redface who ends up wearing about 10 badges and you have to work out which one is right!!
Dont get me wrong sarah it isnt a complaint and i do see everybodys point of view its just we would like to know who we are talking to sort of a courtesy thing.I can well imagine the effort that goes into making them and organisers do a great job so please dont take it the wrong wouldnt surprise me after this thread that our names were in neon at the valentines munch
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Dont get me wrong sarah it isnt a complaint and i do see everybodys point of view its just we would like to know who we are talking to sort of a courtesy thing.I can well imagine the effort that goes into making them and organisers do a great job so please dont take it the wrong wouldnt surprise me after this thread that our names were in neon at the valentines munch
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Tune
Be careful lol

I'll accept volunteers to fix it to make sure I don't stab me vitals.
:rascal:
Was gonna say that all pricks have to be kissed better but :undecided: :undecided: I'm not too sure about that 'un now.
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I always try and use a large font (normally size 24) but it can be difficult when your user name is as long as ours, so sometimes a smaller size is the only way to go.
As for the staring at chests/Choons zipper, for me, thats one of the best parts of a munch (but I am wondering where Choon is going to fasten his badge when he's wearing his kilt) :twisted:
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As for the staring at chests/Choons zipper, for me, thats one of the best parts of a munch (but I am wondering where Choon is going to fasten his badge when he's wearing his kilt) :twisted:

I reckon it could be used to cover his skein dhu, and then tucked neatly in the top of his sock.
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As for the staring at chests/Choons zipper, for me, thats one of the best parts of a munch (but I am wondering where Choon is going to fasten his badge when he's wearing his kilt) :twisted:

I reckon it could be used to cover his skein dhu, and then tucked neatly in the top of his cock.
redface surprisedops: :oops: How could you say such a thing!!!
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I thought I'd written it down like that at first; you made me shout a very bad word!
smackbottom
rotflmao
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I thought I'd written it down like that at first; you made me shout a very bad word!
smackbottom
rotflmao

And heres me thinking "If Cherry's in this thread.....it's coz she has a unique munch badge....."
wink
Oh by the way, I have a magnificent unique munch badge, fashioned by the famous Winchy Van Gogh - I'd still be sporting it now...if I hadn't lost it in a Nottingham chippy.
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Oh by the way, I have a magnificent unique munch badge, fashioned by the famous Winchy Van Gogh - I'd still be sporting it now...if I hadn't lost it in a Nottingham chippy.

You didn't- ya dozy tart!
It was last seen attached to your "escort" as we all piled out late at night.
My parting words were " Make sure she gets that back, you bounder!"
Or summink like that lol
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........chips & Gravy...............
But I didn't have my car there - and anyway, it's a fiesta... dunno
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But I didn't have my car there - and anyway, it's a fiesta... dunno

Just feck off!
Right now!
rotflmao
What? :shock:
rotflmao
I just want you to know that you are only appearing to get the better of me 'cos I've had one of "those" phonecalls that have forced me to drink way too much of the box redface of red wine I just went out & bought.
Whilst waiting to receive another call which will determine if I can sleep or not tonight,I will allow you to maintain the illusion.
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