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Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Owing to the number of SH munches that have taken place over 2005 and starting to take place in 2006.
I am now able to offer 'Offical Munch Tart' status to those who required it.
1. You must have attended at least 3 munches or far :P not yet
2. You must be able to name at least 6 people you met at the munchdo face descriptions count?
3. You should be able to state was I sober or drunk at the end of the nightAlways Drunk, and thats after me attending just one :giggle:
Please post in this thread and I will consider your status :lol: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've been to one or two munches, can I be a tart
Agreed:- 'offical munch tart'
Just ignore the Sgt.........most people do anyway
:lol: Tamworthguy.:- most munches offer a hand holding scheme, to help newer peeps over the first half hour or so, so if you get your name down for a munch just ask the orgainser for a hand holder and one will be allocated to you :lol: but watch out you could get Meety :P
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I've been to one or two munches, can I be a tart
Agreed:- 'offical munch tart'
Just ignore the Sgt.........most people do anyway
:lol: Tamworthguy.:- most munches offer a hand holding scheme, to help newer peeps over the first half hour or so, so if you get your name down for a munch just ask the orgainser for a hand holder and one will be allocated to you :lol: but watch out you could get Meety :P
bloody cheek, i ended up babysitting bi-pissed minx even though i was the munch virgin.
Sex God
Well that is what the single guys do
So well done..........
Now when the single guys get pissed that is a different matter
So well done..........
Now when the single guys get pissed that is a different matter
Sex God
Quote by lilnfil
I've been to a couple of munches now and 3rd is soon, i've met loads of new peeps including you and HLB, can i be a munch tart plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lil xx
agreed:- 'offical munch tart'
BUT ONLY
if the red shoes come to the next munch
:lol: :lol: Quote by Sarah
I've been to a couple of munches now and 3rd is soon, i've met loads of new peeps including you and HLB, can i be a munch tart plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lil xx
agreed:- 'offical munch tart'
BUT ONLY
if the red shoes come to the next munch
:lol: :lol:thankyou :kiss: :happy: :happy: i'm a tart :smug: :lol:
the red shoes will definately be coming to manchester :D
lil xx
Sex God
Can I be a tart please?
If its not a munch tart then a strawberry or custard tart will do, but would much prefer to be a munch one
If its not a munch tart then a strawberry or custard tart will do, but would much prefer to be a munch one
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well that is what the single guys do
So well done..........
Now when the single guys get pissed that is a different matter
Yep the single guys get looked after by naked girlies and a tube of toothpaste :shock:
WTF, I was short changed (bloody 405 girls :twisted: )
Sex God
Oh what happy days
So many people are happy because I have made them 'tarts' or 'tartlets'
:P
Admin Noel St3v3 Elliot etc you need to get your asses to a munch so I can also make you 'tarts' :twisted:
So many people are happy because I have made them 'tarts' or 'tartlets'
:P
Admin Noel St3v3 Elliot etc you need to get your asses to a munch so I can also make you 'tarts' :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've been to one or two munches, can I be a tart
Agreed:- 'offical munch tart'
Just ignore the Sgt.........most people do anyway
:lol: Tamworthguy.:- most munches offer a hand holding scheme, to help newer peeps over the first half hour or so, so if you get your name down for a munch just ask the orgainser for a hand holder and one will be allocated to you :lol: but watch out you could get Meety :P
bloody cheek, i ended up babysitting bi-pissed minx even though i was the munch virgin.
Don't be so bloody mean!
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I've been to one or two munches, can I be a tart
Agreed:- 'offical munch tart'
Just ignore the Sgt.........most people do anyway
:lol: Tamworthguy.:- most munches offer a hand holding scheme, to help newer peeps over the first half hour or so, so if you get your name down for a munch just ask the orgainser for a hand holder and one will be allocated to you :lol: but watch out you could get Meety :P
bloody cheek, i ended up babysitting bi-pissed minx even though i was the munch virgin.
Don't be so bloody mean!
:therethere: I'm sorry Binxy, just didn't fancy scraping you off the floor at the bottom of the stairs
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
bloody cheek, i ended up babysitting bi-pissed minx even though i was the munch virgin.
And seeing as you did such a grand job - you've now been volunteered as a munch chaperone
More like a munch cheap-one!
Can I have a title too please? Munch SuperTart sounds just fine!
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Well if meaty gets to be a munch tartlet it's only fair that Searcger gets that title as well don't you think? :twisted:
agreed
Searcher01:- status:- 'offical munch tartlet'
so! i go an do some work an i come back an find out im an "offical munch tartlet"
hows that work ? an do i have 2 do anythin? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
bloody cheek, i ended up babysitting bi-pissed minx even though i was the munch virgin.
And seeing as you did such a grand job - you've now been volunteered as a munch chaperone
More like a munch cheap-one!
Can I have a title too please? Munch SuperTart sounds just fine!
:cry: :cry: sod the super bit, I just want to be a tart :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Quote by sercher01
Well if meaty gets to be a munch tartlet it's only fair that Searcger gets that title as well don't you think? :twisted:
agreed
Searcher01:- status:- 'offical munch tartlet'
so! i go an do some work an i come back an find out im an "offical munch tartlet"
hows that work ? an do i have 2 do anythin? :shock:
you've done it already, Survived :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Well if meaty gets to be a munch tartlet it's only fair that Searcger gets that title as well don't you think? :twisted:
agreed
Searcher01:- status:- 'offical munch tartlet'
so! i go an do some work an i come back an find out im an "offical munch tartlet"
hows that work ? an do i have 2 do anythin? :shock:
you've done it already, Survived :giggle:
oh! ok! thanks sarah :? i think? bin called worse!!!!!!
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