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I remember one time I was shagging this girl and Elvis 'Suspicious Minds' came on the radio and I couldnt help but totally crack up during it.........does any one have any memories of funny songs coming while they are mid session? or can anyone recommend any classics? :karaoke:
One of my faves is 'The Laughing Policeman' - me and a student gf some years back used to put that on and then shag to it, me trying to keep in time to his laughing with the old in-out. But then she was as twisted as me.
The other neat shagging rhythm is 'Nellie the Elephant', shagging in 2/2 time at least has the merit of simplicity. Somebody will tell me it's 3/4 or 4/4 now of course.
Bit off topic but if youre ever faced with the situation of having to rescusitation (as in the 'baywatch type') someone, when youre pumping the heart you should do it in time to nellie the elephant.......stopping on the third 'trump'..........sing it out loud at the same time.....odd i know but it could save someones life, it beats out 15 pumps in perfect rythymn.
orpheous
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Wasn’t born when Elvis was alive.
So Sam how old are you, or do you just like radio 2
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I remember one time I was shagging this girl and Elvis 'Suspicious Minds' came on the radio and I couldnt help but totally crack up during it.........does any one have any memories of funny songs coming while they are mid session? or can anyone recommend any classics? :karaoke:

Yeah once was at it when "star treking" came on at least I think thats what it was called. You know the one Star treking across the universe always going forward cos we can't find reverse...... redface ...such a crap song really hard to keep up with though.
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Yeah once was at it when "star treking" came on at least I think thats what it was called. You know the one Star treking across the universe always going forward cos we can't find reverse...... redface ...such a crap song really hard to keep up with though.

Recommend against playing the above song during anal sex...
There's cling-ons on the starboard bough... confused
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Wasn’t born when Elvis was alive.
So Sam how old are you, or do you just like radio 2

hahaha.......we have Real Radio up here in Scotland...........I normally listen to Virgin but for some reason it was on that station! I also remember one day when a song with the title and dodgy chorus line ........'solid, solid as a rock-rock-rock-rock!', started playing during a romp.
I love Quo stuff, good rocking rhythm for shagging to...... biggrin
Rick.
Its got to be Depeche Mode for me. Listen to the line in strangelove. " I give in to sin because you have to make this life liveable" oh so true lol
I remember having sex with someone, and we both knew that the relationship was coming to an end when Depache Mode came on the radio playing "Tainted Love".....one of those moments. :upset:
The most erotic piece of Music i love to have sex to is
Samba pa ti - santana
Music to shag by

Anything slow and incredibly long, strong and throbbing..... wink
:love:
Netsuke
Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew. :shock:
frank zappa-the torture never stops is one a superb record to shag when she has a orgasm at the end, but i guess most of you lady would know nothing about that (lol) wink
Surely its soft cell not Depeche Mode tinkling out tainted love.
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Surely its soft cell not Depeche Mode tinkling out tainted love.

Or Marylin Manson. Wasn't that bad a cover version, either.
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frank zappa-the torture never stops is one a superb record to shag when she has a orgasm at the end, but i guess most of you lady would know nothing about that (lol) wink

yes indeed... a proper dutty song. smile
anything by peaches is good - proper filthy shagging music...
The madonna Erotica album, mmmmm fabulous! and you can fantasise about her at the same time! ..... "Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body!"
(ok so I have a little Madonna fantasy going on - butyou so would, wouldn't you!)
Sassy x ........dreaming of Madonna! lol
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frank zappa-the torture never stops is one a superb record to shag when she has a orgasm at the end, but i guess most of you lady would know nothing about that (lol) wink

yes indeed... a proper dutty song. smile
anything by peaches is good - proper filthy shagging music...
Only because other people put it on by chance when we're shagging. They should be more constructive with their distractions rolleyes
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Yeah once was at it when "star treking" came on at least I think thats what it was called. You know the one Star treking across the universe always going forward cos we can't find reverse...... redface ...such a crap song really hard to keep up with though.

Recommend against playing the above song during anal sex...
There's cling-ons on the starboard bough... confused
LMAO! That actually made me spit my drink out IcePie. lol :lol: :lol:
as for my tastes in bedroom music,for fucking ...I would say a bit of Oasis, Madonna (Erotic) etc For long and slow though...Teddy Prendergast, Lamont Dozier, Bazza (Corny but true!), .
I'm surprised no one has mentioned "Ride of the Valkyries"
(That's the helicopter attack scene in Apocolypse now)
Especially apt if the woman is on top, lol