Wrote it on my way home tonight.....inspired by someone reminding me about the poetry thread. I never go in there because I dread more distraction ....but I had a good read last night and was very impressed.
I haven't posted this in there because I think it is something that others may like to add to
Reading the thread made me realise how seldom I write poetry these days, so I present to you some pure drivel.
Nursery Rhymes by SunBunny (Rhymes for when the brats are at nursery)
Three blind mice
See how they run
Their wives ran off with some sewer rats
Their spectacles lost in the ensuing mess
The mistresses know and are waiting in bed
For three blind mice
8-) 8-) Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came first like a pipe just burst
And Jack wondered who the bleedin ‘ell was shaftin ‘er
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean
They advertised for size 10s and 16-stoners
But the only replies came from gay boys and big mommas
So they left, disillusioned, that peculiar scene
(and ended up in sausage-stuffing in stuffy old Cheam)
Mary had a little arse whose cheeks were white as snow
Busy one night down the club she got mistook
for a clean-surfaced sniffable stool
On her knees she discovered
That her behind was now uncovered
And being seductively blown by a straw
She got up too quickly
And he scarpered quite niftily
Leaving her buggered with her knickers on the floor
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the greedy girls’ men were messily premature in the hall
At the sight of Humpty humping his own pinkish egg-like balls :eeek:
