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My Dream Man!!!!

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So, you are dreamink of ze perfect penis, and zen you CUT OFF his 'advert', rendering it impotent and flaccid. Vot could zis fantasy mean?
Hmm, I'm not so sure about going to Satin's party now...
Quote by Mister_Discreet
So, you are dreamink of ze perfect penis, and zen you CUT OFF his 'advert', rendering it impotent and flaccid. Vot could zis fantasy mean?
Hmm, I'm not so sure about going to Satin's party now...

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you're not wrong mate! classic example of penis envy too if ever i saw one! very scary it was! and wince inducing! :rotflmao:
n x x x :P
Quote by the_magik_s
Devil.. it seemed you knew who the "alter ego" was... does this mean your on the same medication as blue??. Maybe its you subconsciencely planting these studs into Blues head?

Yes it is me planting the subconscious things into Blue's head........ Its part of my evil and selfish plan to get her into bed!!!!!
Although I haven't quite figured out the rest of it yet confused
Quote by bluexxx
A couple of nights ago I dreamed a dream that I can't forget..... two days on I'm still thinking about the COCK SHOT that my mind created..... :shock:

I had a dream a couple of nights ago, too. I dreamed I went to the post office to get a license to have sex, but something was wrong with the paperwork and... sad
I need to eat some cheese methinks! I've only ever had TWO wet dreams in my life! Does anyone think it's because I masturbate too much? lol
Thank god blue never dreamed about someone called c3p0 or r2d2!
That'd just be odd!
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Who says I HAVEN'T dreamed about them too........ come on, I AM kinky you know!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: