Spurred on my Good Time Girl, I have just written a little something in the way of prose:-
Not Much to Ask
Of all of mankinds achievements, the noble art of synchonised wanking is the most maligned. I mean, some circles even frown upon it, don't they? "What a bunch of wankers!" they exclaim as if it were something to be ashamed of.
Not me, though. I intend to petition the Olympic Games Commitee to have it listed as a team sport. You've no idea how touching it is when, at a party, you right your way from underneath 18st of Hairy Humberside Biker to face a sea of knitted eyebrows and pained expressions. Fair brings a tear to a girls eye it does!
One thing bothers me though. Why can't you guys origanise yourselves a bit better? You never seem to fire at once. I always hope for the full pebbledash jobby and instead all I get is a series of kiddies water pistols. Is it not possible for you faster guys to give the slower ones a head start?
Not much to ask... is it?
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If any of you chaps think you can help me fulfill this fantasy, you're welcome to have a stab at it... but it would need the upmost concentration!
I have also to say, I'm getting a few enquiries from gents about my much publicised outing next Saturday. I shall of course reply to you all and let know know details as and when I do... but if you turn up, for godsake don't all pounce at once! You'll cause an earthquake in China or something.
The things I do for a laugh...
