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hi to all been away 4 bit .but now been discharged , whist i had a lot of time on my hands and nothing to do ive now worked on my fetish . in the past i liked my girlfriend to drink used cold cooking oil through a clear plastic straw. but now .......WAIT 4 IT..........i would like my next girlfrind to drink used enguine oil still cold and still through a clear plastic question to all that might read this is what brand of oil should i place into my car . how old should it be before i do a oil change say 10,000 20,000 miles and so on.. also what grade .as i would like it not to get clogged up in the straw
Too weird for me, but hey if you can find someone to do this you are a better man than me.:shock:
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I thought I'd heard it all with the cooking oil! :shock:

Erm... good luck? :giggle:
Used motor oil is a carcinogenic, which is why motor mechanics have to wear rubber gloves nowadays.
** wanders off wondering if it's actually past noon ** rolleyes
All sorts to make a world, but I would have thought this was bloody dangerous?
thax cubes it will be ok as i go rubber gloves
isnt it a bit late in the day for april fools threads....lol lol
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thax cubes it will be ok as i go rubber gloves

Ahh... but does the person doing the drinking have a rubber coated inside?!
I tink that's what Cubes was intimating.
The " discharged " comment is a bit of a worry.............from where I ask myself?
ohh dont worry not army or any of the forces or prison but hospital .. suffer from depression and anxity
Wow, first time back to the cafe in many, many months and this is what I find!?
I've heard some crazy things while a member of SH but this is up there with the craziest.
Anyway, good luck to the OP with the fetish, if you can find a person, then here is as good a place as any.
I'd love to say each to their own but this is a bit far left field for me.
I was once told a Dom/me would try anything they intended to do to a sub once.....
so once the OP has tried drinking the engine oil... can we get feed back biggrin
Go for castrol magnatec... it has intelligent molecules (apparently) which will help repair frequently damaged areas...
you might find you need a hazardous waste disposal cert first

don`t you just find nothing is simple anymore
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you might find you need a hazardous waste disposal cert first

don`t you just find nothing is simple anymore

Things certainly ain't like what they used to be. wink
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ohh dont worry not army or any of the forces or prison but hospital .. suffer from depression and anxity

Oh...thats ok then for a while I thought you might be sick
Your going to need an oil that flows well in the cold, unless you intend to heat it of coarse so you will need to consider the viscosity, In warm climates, 10W30 is usually an acceptable alternative to the preferred 5W30 and may be used without measurable adverse effects. In the olden days, before multi-weight oils, it was common to have a winter oil and a summer oil. This is no longer necessary, but if you normally use 10W30 because you live in a warm climate then be sure to switch to 5W30 if you plan on using in very cold weather.
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each to their own but very dangerous and inconsiderate
you sure about your diagnosis????? and was that discharged or AWOL
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All sorts to make a world, but I would have thought this was bloody dangerous?

I agree, in fact I'm quite worried by this thread.
Plim :sad: :sad:
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Dear Jeremy Kyle....
Oil fetish? Is this like what you mean?!
On a technical note theres a few drawbacks to drinking engine oil, one, being unlike cooking oil,its not good for humans health and secondly to suck it thru a straw would take some sort of suction due to its vicosity! an if you can find a girl with suction power like that,I could think of a few other things she could do that would be much, much more fun... lol
This reminds me of a comedy song back in the 70's. I can't remember what it was called now, but it had the line: "Where did you learn to kiss like that? Sucking porridge through a straw?"
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