From Monday I will be back in work, I have just opened the mail I received today and it's the dreded contract of employment.
When will I ever find time to post on here, OMG what will I do.
Orgasminator
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My life has come to an end.
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Bloody hell TS,
we 've only just got you back and now you're going again!!! Well don't forget the European directive on working hours, then you can work out when you are free for the Site
!
Mal
:lol:
we 've only just got you back and now you're going again!!! Well don't forget the European directive on working hours, then you can work out when you are free for the Site
!Mal
:lol:
Sexpert
theres only one thing for it twisted-sister....you need a career change...my suggestions include late night market research, or an official tester of car internal lights and warm bonnet bouncability.
by all means pm me your cv
by all means pm me your cv
Orgasminator
Quote by redstilletto
i know the feeling ive been off work dureing this heat wave
I have been off a little longer, was rushed into hospitale in 99 and the Doctor thought i would never work again.
TS
Orgasminator
Quote by Flipper
Demand unlimited posting from work , this forum is a basic human right
Thats a bit difficult with your hand up a cows ?, in the middle of a field
TS
Orgasminator
Quote by mal609
Bloody hell TS,
Mal
Hey Mal, do let me know who's butt it is.
TS
Orgasminator
Quote by mattius
you need a career change
Do you think I could get a job fitting young guy's with condoms?
Orgasminator
Quote by JudyTV
Awwwww hunni.
I thought you were back with a vengance. JudyTV
Yep I am back with a vengeance, but it will be more reading of mail than posting, BTW I hope to get to a munch some time.
TS
Orgasminator
Quote by Carpathian
we'll try and make you welcome when you do !!
Thanks one and all.
TS
damn i know that feeling................
this should really be posted on another thread, but since you brought the subject up..........
Toads
Why should I let the toad work
Squat on my life?
Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork
And drive the brute off?
Six days of the week it soils
With its sickening poison --
Just for paying a few bills!
That's out of proportion.
Lots of folk live on their wits:
Lecturers, lispers,
Losels, loblolly-men, louts --
They don't end as paupers;
Lots of folk live up lanes
With fires in a bucket,
Eat windfalls and tinned sardines --
They seem to like it.
Their nippers have got bare feet,
Their unspeakable wives
Are skinny as whippets -- and yet
No one actually starves .
Ah, were I courageous enough
To shout Stuff your pension !
But I know, all too well, that's the stuff
That dreams are made on:
For something sufficiently toad-like
Squats in me, too;
Its hunkers are heavy as hard luck,
And cold as snow,
And will never allow me to blarney
My way to getting
The fame and the girl and the money
All at one sitting.
I don't say, one bodies the other
One's spiritual truth;
But I do say it's hard to lose either,
When you love both.
sepher
this should really be posted on another thread, but since you brought the subject up..........
Toads
Why should I let the toad work
Squat on my life?
Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork
And drive the brute off?
Six days of the week it soils
With its sickening poison --
Just for paying a few bills!
That's out of proportion.
Lots of folk live on their wits:
Lecturers, lispers,
Losels, loblolly-men, louts --
They don't end as paupers;
Lots of folk live up lanes
With fires in a bucket,
Eat windfalls and tinned sardines --
They seem to like it.
Their nippers have got bare feet,
Their unspeakable wives
Are skinny as whippets -- and yet
No one actually starves .
Ah, were I courageous enough
To shout Stuff your pension !
But I know, all too well, that's the stuff
That dreams are made on:
For something sufficiently toad-like
Squats in me, too;
Its hunkers are heavy as hard luck,
And cold as snow,
And will never allow me to blarney
My way to getting
The fame and the girl and the money
All at one sitting.
I don't say, one bodies the other
One's spiritual truth;
But I do say it's hard to lose either,
When you love both.
sepher
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Quote by Twisted - Sister
Bloody hell TS,
Mal
Hey Mal, do let me know who's butt it is.
TS
It's mine TS, Blue to the pic - and several others!!
Mal
Sex God
Several others? :shock:
More like a whole CD's worth of them :twisted:
More like a whole CD's worth of them :twisted:
Mod
2 CD's!! :twisted:
Err, 2 compact discs, to save any confusion! :shock:
Mal
Err, 2 compact discs, to save any confusion! :shock:
Mal
