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My Name is Venus, and I am a PM whore

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YOU BLACKMAILED ME INTO GIVING YOU A SNOG AT THE NEXT MUNCH!
I HAVE IT IN WRITING!!!!
btw, you were #3 I think
Venusxxx
Venues mars – try sending out a 100 letters than patting your self on the back if you get one reply.
The facts of life – 1 in 10 pretend to be interested, 1 in 10 of that 10 are truly interested
My PM box was so full today that something went ditty and I managed to send one to myself :shock: :shock: :shock:
Someone save me! :shock:
Venusxxx
There are men in suites and ties all over the country looking for people like you wink
Quote by Marya
And do these people respond or are you a PM stalker?

yep and yep! unfortunately you have to really, else she starts getting all stroppy and demanding and just sends more and more till she badgers you into a reply. :scared: it's an owt for a quiet life kinda thing. rolleyes
neil x x x ;)
Shut the fuck up and get your cock out Neil. There`s a good lad. flipa
Venusxxx
Well you got one from me now! No 1 and counting......................... lol :lol:
He hee bolt
Quote by VenusnMars
YOU BLACKMAILED ME INTO GIVING YOU A SNOG AT THE NEXT MUNCH!
I HAVE IT IN WRITING!!!!
btw, you were #3 I think
Venusxxx

At my age honey, blackmail's the only way! :twisted:
So thats all the guys sorted from Midday onwards . Now we just have to find out who the AM whore is ?
oi Venus!!!!! Checked my PM inbox five times now. Where's mine?????? dunno
Rainbows - off to sulk now..... Not coming back. No - no - you can't change my mind....... :color:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarge, so it was your boots that were in the way! Now I have to find out who owned the 5" heels ;-)
Quote by VenusnMars
In the past 48 hours I have PMed
Person# 1: five times
Person# 2: fourteen times
Person# 3: nine times
Person# 4: ten times
Person# 5: eighteen times
Person# 6: eight times
Person# 7: nine times
Person# 8: eight times
Person# 9: six times
Making a grand total of eighty seven PM`s sent.
Is there a 10 step programme out there for people like me?! :shock:
I don`t know what`s more tragic, the fact I sent so many, or the fact I just sat here and worked it out! :huh:
I sooooooo need to be starting work! :crazy:
no pms sent to me so am i a pm virgin??? i send a few but i guess on average recieve about 3 or 4 a day sad so anyone want to help this pm virgin??
Venusxxx