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My Name is Venus, and I am a PM whore

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In the past 48 hours I have PMed
Person# 1: five times
Person# 2: fourteen times
Person# 3: nine times
Person# 4: ten times
Person# 5: eighteen times
Person# 6: eight times
Person# 7: nine times
Person# 8: eight times
Person# 9: six times
Making a grand total of eighty seven PM`s sent.
Is there a 10 step programme out there for people like me?! :shock:
I don`t know what`s more tragic, the fact I sent so many, or the fact I just sat here and worked it out! :huh:
I sooooooo need to be starting work! :crazy:
Venusxxx
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ain,t sent me one :cry:
Thanx for coming out with that.
The first step is addressing the problem.
Same time, same place next week for ur next stage of ur treatment?
Ps I aint received one either
lol
You didn't PM me, ya slut! :twisted:
Who's Person #5? And do these people respond or are you a PM stalker?
didnt get one either
/me goes to find a corner to sulk in, make that wank in smile
Stopping you sending PMs will only stop you from being a "PM" Whore. - you'll still be a whore!! :shock: :shock: confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:
You didn't PM me, :twisted: ya slut!
Who's Person #5? And do these people respond or are you a PM stalker?

Marya.
#1. none of your damn business flipa
#2. They respond, the damn fools! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:

True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:

True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
YOU are the bastard who broke it! mad :x :x wink
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:

True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
YOU are the bastard who broke it! mad :x :x wink
Venusxxx
You know how to make a bloke feel good!!!:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:

True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
YOU are the bastard who broke it! mad :x :x wink
Venusxxx
You know how to make a bloke feel good!!!:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
You better believe it! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :wink: :lol:
Venusxxx
Ho humm, <sits looking at empty PM inbox>
Quote by BaldEagle
Ho humm, <sits looking at empty PM inbox>

Me too, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.... in a swinging "I need a fuck (but a pm would do)" sort of way!!!
I want a pm
gonna have a tantrum in a min lol
Sat at home alone - child free and no-one wants to go out! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh and I'm horny too lol
Quote by Lil_Bunny
gonna have a tantrum in a min lol

Must be PMT.
Now if I was Bruce Almighty...... ding ..... you have mail. lol
Venus
Oh dear, your fiingers must be sooooooooo sore!! Tell me do you get the pain in your wrist like i do? :high-smile:
Quote by BaldEagle

gonna have a tantrum in a min lol

Must be PMT.
Now if I was Bruce Almighty...... ding ..... you have mail. lol
LMAO I don't get PMT
Isn't that something that attached ladies get?
dunno
Quote by foxylady 123
Venus
Oh dear, your fiingers must be sooooooooo sore!! Tell me do you get the pain in your wrist like i do? :high-smile:

I have been known to develop a `mouse mat` callous :shock: :shock: :shock:
It compliments Mars` PS2 thumb.
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Venus
Oh dear, your fiingers must be sooooooooo sore!! Tell me do you get the pain in your wrist like i do? :high-smile:

I have been known to develop a `mouse mat` callous :shock: :shock: :shock:
It compliments Mars` PS2 thumb.
Venusxxx
Hey , youknow you have just reminded me i have one of those raised mouse mats, the ones that support the wrist, mind you when i thinjk about it i got the wrist pain then too!!! lol
i wounder if it could be something else that is causing it? confused
Quote by foxylady 123
Venus
Oh dear, your fiingers must be sooooooooo sore!! Tell me do you get the pain in your wrist like i do? :high-smile:

I have been known to develop a `mouse mat` callous :shock: :shock: :shock:
It compliments Mars` PS2 thumb.
Venusxxx
Hey , youknow you have just reminded me i have one of those raised mouse mats, the ones that support the wrist, mind you when i thinjk about it i got the wrist pain then too!!! lol
i wounder if it could be something else that is causing it? confused
Wanking.
Venusxxx
Venus
No its not that , havnt done that for oooooohhhhhhh days now!!
Yeah, a broken wrist will do that to a person....... confused
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Yeah, a broken wrist will do that to a person....... confused
Venusxxx

It may darling , but i havnt got a broken wrist cos im typing this! with both hands, prefer to do most things with both hands if i can!!
I prefer to do things with my teeth! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :borg:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I prefer to do things with my teeth! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :borg:
Venusxxx

What you mean you dont take your teetch out first?? (joke)
BTW Do you know that your tounge is the strongest muscle in your body?
No I didn`t, I thought it was the jaw. Not MY jaw however...... :mrgreen: wink
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
No I didn`t, I thought it was the jaw. Not MY jaw however...... :mrgreen: wink
Venusxxx

Why what is wrong with your jaw? (i just know im going to regret asking)
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They respond, the damn fools! rotflmao
Venusxxx

I didn't respond. Not at all. Ever. Not once. She kept sending me quotes of things I'm supposed to have said to her, but she made it all up. She's lost it you know. Totally lost it. loon